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40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/17 16:26:17


Post by: crazysaneman


Alright mighty warriors, tales spun in the dark corners of the barracks behind the commissars back tell of a mystical xenos machine that you insert any random item into and it warps it into something else. The game works like this. You take the item inserted by the post above you, twist it as the chaos gods see fit and it comes out of the machine. Then you insert an item of your own and pray.

For example.

Guardsman one:
I insert my Ilo stick.

Guardsman two:
You recieve a old-terran corncob pipe.
I insert my copy of the Guardsman's Primer.


Simple.
Now bear in mind, we do have to keep this within DakkaDakka's forum post requirements. Nothing too explicit or illegal please.

May Tzeentch have mercy on the result, and may the Emperor have mercy on us for this heresy.

I will go first.

I insert the human in baroque power armour from Trazyn the Infinate's collection.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/17 22:15:08


Post by: snurl


You recieve a bag 'o bases.

I insert a pumpkin.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/18 12:21:33


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a small warptoken.

I insert a pot of superglue. Opened.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/18 23:33:40


Post by: snurl


You recieve a roll of tape, unwound.

I insert a small warptoken.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 13:26:05


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve a SOBs corset

I insert a Space Marine


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 15:50:18


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a pauldron.

I insert a gun.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 15:54:09


Post by: dakkajet


You get a pot of paint.
I insert a dead ork.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 15:59:25


Post by: thenoobbomb


You get mushroom soup.

I insert a playstation 4.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 16:26:54


Post by: Wilytank


You get a Necron Monolith model painted black with streaks of dark blue.

I insert 3D6.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/19 21:06:29


Post by: crazysaneman


You get a 36 point buy array, you lucky devil you

i insert the avatar of khaine


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/20 00:04:54


Post by: snurl


You get a topless witch elf.

I insert a ChibiHawk.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/20 10:48:02


Post by: master of ordinance


You get a chubby bird of prey.

I insert a foot


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/20 13:09:27


Post by: snurl


You recieve a yardstick.

I insert some miscast finecast.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/20 14:04:26


Post by: crazysaneman


You get a small baggie of that fine warp dust. You hear the sound of a wailing Grey Knight off in the distance.

I insert a melta bomb. Primed for detonation.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/20 14:52:42


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a charred body.

I insert some green stuff.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/21 00:03:55


Post by: snurl


You get a baggie full of different green stuff. You are promptly arrested for posession.

I insert a flying stand.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/21 14:08:49


Post by: master of ordinance


You get a Thunderhawk. Life size. Dropping right on top of you.

[EDIT]

I insert myself


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/21 21:39:31


Post by: Wilytank


You come out as a bloody bucket of body parts.

I insert a tape measure.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 00:26:09


Post by: snurl


You recieve a red whippy stick ruler.

I insert a forgeworld Grot.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 11:42:48


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a Skavenslave. Huzzah!


I insert your mother. (HAHA! #SWAG)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 12:25:01


Post by: rayphoton


You get a GW store employee who tells you to buy something or get out.

I insert a old bloodbowl pitch board


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 13:03:06


Post by: scarletsquig


You get a rubber latex Dreadball pitch.

I insert an Emporer-class battleship.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 20:34:23


Post by: Azza007


You get a golden tooth.

I insert a chunk of ceramite.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 21:10:26


Post by: crazysaneman


You get a 1:16th light up scale replica of the Golden Throne

I insert a skeleton warrior injured in bloodbowl.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/22 21:12:28


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve a bloodbowl ball, injured in a skeleton.

I insert Justin Bieber


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/23 12:39:14


Post by: snurl


You recieve a useless Fimir.

I insert some Squats.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/23 14:03:44


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a DVD on how to do squat thrusts.

I insert a computer keyboard.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/23 15:38:16


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a live mouse

I insert the Fimir


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/23 18:18:16


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a Wood Elf.

I insert... Phil Kelly's severed head.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/23 22:56:57


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve Phil Kellys body, minus its head.

I insert my cat


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/24 00:02:30


Post by: snurl


You recieve kitty litter.

I insert Skull Pass.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/24 05:14:55


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a hall pass.

I insert Phil Kelly's binders filled with pictures of naked elf women.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/24 08:54:03


Post by: snurl


You recieve metal Daemonettes.

I insert a tomb king.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/24 17:14:49


Post by: master of ordinance


You revieve a small scroll telling of the meaning of ll things. Upon reading it, your mind is blown as you realise your tiny place in the universe. Unable to form a tangible sentence, you are locked in a psych ward for the rest of your days.

I insert a rubber man wand


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 01:15:08


Post by: snurl


You recieve a rubber.

I insert a Necron Monolith


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 09:47:29


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a crossaint that appears to defy gravity.

I insert Matt Ward


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 10:06:37


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a bottle of balanced rules.

I insert an apple.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 10:57:39


Post by: snurl


You recieve an i-Pod.

I insert a Chaos Dwarf.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 12:52:42


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a shovel, that you may dig a hole!


I insert a very annoying orange.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 20:09:32


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a foxy lady

I insert a biscuit. Bourbon cream. Slightly nibbled at the edge.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/25 23:02:17


Post by: snurl


You recieve a dog-ear'd rulebook.

I insert some dice.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/26 12:06:33


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive the very first dice ever created. Keep it safe and use it wisely for with such great power comes great responsibility.

I insert a PGI staff member.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/26 14:35:08


Post by: snurl


You recieve a red shirt.

I insert Sicarius.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/26 15:05:33


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a great dane puppy

I insert a balloon


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/27 00:25:17


Post by: snurl


You receive a Drop Pod.

I insert Tzeench.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/27 03:07:06


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a ball of silly putty.

I insert a 12 gauge shotgun shell.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/27 03:49:14


Post by: snurl


You recieve some jingle bells.

I insert a space marine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/27 09:46:07


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a GW issue porn mag, featuring a space marine posing in his armour. This is all there is through the entire mag.

I insert a frisbee


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 00:44:28


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Cease & Desist letter from GW.

I insert a deck of Magic cards.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 03:09:33


Post by: Wilytank


You receive an index card that has "What the feth is a tarmogoyf?" written on it.

I insert some jingle bells.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 03:42:05


Post by: snurl


You recieve some bolter shells.

I insert some flock.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 16:47:04


Post by: crazysaneman


You recieve some Goff Rokaz.

I insert Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 18:56:15


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve pure win

I insert a sister of battle


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/28 19:44:32


Post by: scarletsquig


You receive a faceful of promethium (lit).

I insert tree fiddy.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/29 04:53:04


Post by: snurl


You recieve a box of jetbikes.

I insert a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/29 16:52:33


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I insert a Battlecannon shell


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/11/30 00:07:28


Post by: snurl


You recieve a tub of GW sand.

I insert a pile of unused bits.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 00:56:21


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a pile of used cod pieces.

I insert a gold coin


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 01:13:22


Post by: liquidjoshi


You receive Shining Gold Paint. Use it wisely...

I insert GW's business model.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 01:16:14


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a nurgling

I insert my hand.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 07:51:57


Post by: Somedude593


You recieve your own severed hand

I insert a small child's hopes and dreams


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 08:18:27


Post by: snurl


You recieve a GW price increase.

I insert some sprue.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/01 15:43:46


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve a model kit of Phil Kelly

I insert a troll


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/02 08:11:39


Post by: snurl


You recieve a wisecracking servo skull.

I insert Jervis.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/02 09:59:41


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a BFG Battlefleet, thanks to GW worth Ā£942816

[EDIT]

I insert a small rabbit


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/02 12:07:19


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a FineHole (TM).

I insert a gaming board.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/02 20:34:51


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Manufactorum.

I insert Mordheim Buildings.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 01:27:53


Post by: master of ordinance


You revieve a small chunk of Warpstone.

I insert a copy of the Infantrymans Uplifting Primer


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 08:49:26


Post by: snurl


You get a can of primer.

I insert a grot.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 11:30:12


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a pot of snot green

I insert a pot of purple paint


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 14:56:47


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Lich. It is not amused.

I insert Phil Kelley.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 20:28:10


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a binder of naked elves with dried body fluid on them.

I insert my finger.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 20:32:15


Post by: sing your life


You a receive a 10m long tentacle where your finger was.

I insert some of my excrement wrapped in tissue paper.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 21:34:09


Post by: Wilytank


The machine spews blood at you.

I insert my flashdrive.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/03 22:57:17


Post by: snurl


You recieve a digital WD magazine.

I insert a bomb.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/04 13:27:34


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve a small volcanoe

I insert a Diaz Deamonnette model


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/04 14:29:20


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a Playboy magazine made of metal.

I insert my homework.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/04 16:59:04


Post by: sing your life


You receive a sheet with random logics printed on it.

I pee in vending machine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/05 13:21:09


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive your own pee. In your face.

I insert a small dog


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/05 13:25:10


Post by: snurl


You get a box of Kroot.

I insert 100 gnoblars.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/05 16:53:04


Post by: sing your life


You receive a load of nurselings

I insert my new airbrush.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/06 02:09:29


Post by: snurl


You recieve a whistle.

I insert a cat.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/06 08:00:31


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve an exclusive Felinid miniature!

I pour in liquid green stuff.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/06 20:51:48


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a failcast minature

I insert a map


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/07 00:45:03


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Drop Pod.

I insert an exclusive WD subscriber only miniature.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/09 10:10:33


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a tacky GW propaganda leaflet

I insert a small slappyfish.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/09 13:17:01


Post by: snurl


You recieve a (CENSORED BY GW IP POLICE)

I insert a white rabbit.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/10 09:58:17


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a white bunny/tyranid hybrid. Have fun with your new friend.

I insert a GW IP police officer.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/10 10:50:52


Post by: snurl


You get an Inquisitor.

I insert a slottabase.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/10 15:47:04


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a base with no slot.

I insert ur mom.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/10 18:45:40


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve Swag, lolz!!1

I insert a bycicle.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/11 00:25:36


Post by: snurl


You recieve a spelling lesson.

I insert artillery dice.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/11 10:08:58


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a super heavy artillery battery.

I insert a grammar book (to undo any harm caused by that terrible grammar above)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/11 11:49:09


Post by: snurl


You receive an ORK codex, Orkish language edition.

I insert an old Slann.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/11 19:49:58


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a psychic frog and a large stone altar.

I insert a kitten


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/11 22:46:46


Post by: snurl


You receive kitty litter.

I insert Margaret Thatcher.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/12 13:20:57


Post by: Wilytank


The machine spews fecal matter at you.

I insert a fishhook.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/12 21:25:42


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a slappyfish. It keeps slapping you.

I insert the house of parliment.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/12 22:16:26


Post by: FirePainter


You receive the US congress. They defund you.

I insert the Codex Astartes


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/13 02:26:07


Post by: snurl


You receive an Epic scale space marine legion.

I insert a Russ.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/14 16:19:03


Post by: sing your life


You receive a metal box.

I insert Elton John.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/14 22:32:47


Post by: snurl


You recieve either: A- a grey knight, or B- a candle in the wind.

I insert One Direction.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/15 00:20:47


Post by: Wilytank


You receive another direction.

I insert a Snickers bar.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/15 15:52:56


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive an angry, ripped black man demanding to know where he is.

I insert a mars bar.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/16 00:39:51


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Titan.

I insert a chipmonk.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/17 14:04:26


Post by: master of ordinance


You recieve an Adeptus Soritas flaming a vat full of oil and potato fragments.

I insert my hand and have a rummage around.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/17 16:32:17


Post by: snurl


You receive a bloody stump and a visit from GW legal inquisition.

I insert David Bowie.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/17 21:51:56


Post by: master of ordinance


You receive a giant cod piece and a pair of crystal baubles.

I insert the GW legal inquisitor.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/18 03:51:29


Post by: snurl


You receive a Fleshound of Khorne.

I insert a figure case.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/18 23:24:45


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive Doom II for the computer.

I insert snurl.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/20 14:02:37


Post by: snurl


You receive a Pumpkin full of pure awesome and a bonus fish-slap.

I insert a slappyfish.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 05:30:27


Post by: Dheneb


You receive a Monty Python skit.
I insert an Infinity miniature.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 06:37:54


Post by: snurl


You receive an infinite amount of miniatures. (well not infinite per se, but a few boxes full at least)

I insert Morathi on her dark pegasus.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 17:05:13


Post by: Rory1432


You receive a pair of socks. That are on fire

I insert a politician


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 18:04:40


Post by: snurl


You receive A Jervis Johnson Servo Skull.

I insert Skullvane Manse.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 18:06:58


Post by: Rory1432


You receive a copy of "monkey island"

I insert a vending machine


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/23 22:45:06


Post by: snurl


You receive a C&D from GW legal, who have a copyright on "Vending Machine".

I insert a WAAC player.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/26 02:15:54


Post by: zman111


You receive a metal killa kan moulded in solid gold

I insert a bag of Cheetos


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/26 14:06:56


Post by: snurl


You receive thousands of greasy fingerprints.

I insert Games Day tickets.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/27 12:39:43


Post by: sing your life


You receive a bunch of FW models.

I insert a packet of Jaffa cakes.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/28 15:43:35


Post by: snurl


You get Jaffa crumbs.

I insert Selym.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 00:09:07


Post by: Wilytank


You receive a handful of dog crap.

I insert my composition book that I use to write my army lists.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 01:20:56


Post by: Fervor


You receive the collected works of Mahatma Gandhi.

I insert a Tyranid Warrior.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 04:43:01


Post by: snurl


You receive a can of RAID.

I insert a Matt Ward codex.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 05:52:22


Post by: ace101


You receive a angry Furioso Dreadnaught, and its from the Death Company.

I insert a Grav-Centruion.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 11:30:19


Post by: sing your life


You get a baneblade.

I insert a pen.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 13:19:50


Post by: scarletsquig


You get a sword.

I insert the observable universe.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 20:26:13


Post by: thenoobbomb


You get a mini-Golden Throne.


I insert myself.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/29 22:44:33


Post by: snurl


You need glasses if you keep that up too often.

I insert an Ork Trukk.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/31 14:06:02


Post by: Fervor


You receive a red trike.

I insert a Chainaxe.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/31 14:21:33


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a black chainsaw. It looks rater grim. Hurr, grimdark!

I insert all those damned fireworks.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2013/12/31 15:47:18


Post by: snurl


You receive a Hellstrom Rocket Battery.

I insert a monkey.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/02 02:03:07


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a barrel.

I insert a vending machine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/02 06:08:52


Post by: snurl


You receive a power claw.
I insert the thing in the woods.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/02 16:14:46


Post by: Fervor


You receive a plate of pasta.

I insert a snow globe.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/02 16:38:48


Post by: snurl


You receive a company of Valhallans.

I insert Witch Elves.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/03 23:05:27


Post by: Fervor


You receive an autographed picture of Khaine.

I insert a Forgefiend.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/05 00:35:30


Post by: snurl


You receive a forgery.

I insert pure lead ingots.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/05 00:39:37


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


You receive Commisar Yarick's arm. The Orky one.

I insert a bag of trail mix


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/05 21:38:01


Post by: snurl


You receive Bugman's Rangers.

I insert A Warmahordes figure.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/07 05:00:40


Post by: Fervor


You receive a very angry otter.

I insert a cup of tea.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/07 12:33:34


Post by: snurl


You get a pot of Delvan Mud.
I insert a Squat Trike.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/07 14:31:53


Post by: sing your life


You reactive a boxing glove to the face.

I inserted Peregrine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/07 22:08:59


Post by: snurl


You receive a Millenium Falcon.

I insert a Rules Lawyer.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/08 00:30:59


Post by: Fervor


You receive an objection.

I insert a Splinter Rifle.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/08 00:44:38


Post by: Sparkadia


You receive a concerned letter from a Tervigon mother.

I insert a novelty bobble-head Abaddon.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/08 09:17:47


Post by: snurl


You receive a novelty Bobble-head Necron.

I insert a GW Battleboard.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/08 13:04:44


Post by: Ashiraya


You recieve a bunch of plastic bottles, books, and a large flat piece of wood.

I insert a Riptide Battlesuit.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/08 22:40:29


Post by: Fervor


You receive a very smug looking Tom Selleck.

I insert an old pocket watch.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/09 03:42:33


Post by: snurl


You get that silly Empire wagon thingy.

I insert some Lego blocks.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/18 05:41:36


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a movie.

I insert a homeless man and/or woman.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/18 07:29:00


Post by: snurl


You get a new GW games designer.

I insert the Mighty Fortress.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/18 11:54:36


Post by: thenoobbomb


You get a cinematic scenery kit.

I insert a new Warhammer 40K collector.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/18 11:57:52


Post by: snurl


You get empty pockets.

I insert Rick Priestley.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/18 15:06:10


Post by: sing your life


You received NMM British.

I insert snurl.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/19 01:19:03


Post by: snurl


You get a Courageous Slayer.

I insert beer.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/19 15:28:13


Post by: the shrouded lord


You get a box of kidney cancer.
I insert... CTHULHU.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/19 15:43:03


Post by: Ashiraya


You get a crappy superexpensive failcast kit that does not even look remotely intimidating and is, in its essence, a lot of work that will just get your friends to laugh at you.

I insert Canis Wolfborn.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/19 15:52:39


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive master of ordanance's cat.

I insert a trygOn


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 03:11:36


Post by: snurl


You get a polygon.

I insert a tape measure.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 05:24:06


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a restraining order.

I insert that thing you hate.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 08:19:10


Post by: snurl


You get a Kirby Codex Collection.

I insert a bolter.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 08:20:39


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive nut.

I insert... My pe... Chneg.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 16:26:36


Post by: thenoobbomb


You recieve a really small (2cm) ruler.

I insert a pot of Blood for the Blood God!.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 16:38:48


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive tamp ons.

I insert Horus rising.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 17:52:05


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a chibi Tzeench

I insert your chibi Tzeench, cuz I stole it.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 17:57:28


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a punch to the face.
I receive my chibi tzeentch
I put in A nurgling.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 19:56:52


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a flood of vomit from the vending machine.

I insert a Brail edition of Lord of the Rings the first book.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/20 23:42:11


Post by: snurl


You get dangerous terrain.

I insert a cat.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/21 22:41:42


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a meme.

I insert my faith in GW.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/21 23:13:00


Post by: snurl


You get a screw.

I insert my last dollar.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/23 19:43:38


Post by: Fervor


You receive a billion Swedish kronor.

I insert a physics textbook.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 06:21:37


Post by: snurl


You get a big bang.

I insert the last issue of White Dwarf.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 06:34:34


Post by: Kelly502


You recieve some pocket lint...

I insert a Cadian Platoon...


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 06:58:58


Post by: snurl


You receive a Valhallan Platoon.

I insert A Thunderhawk.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 11:08:22


Post by: Kelly502


You receive an Epic scale Thunderhawk.

I insert Sgt. Centurius, (regretfully?)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 11:30:14


Post by: Ashiraya


You get a Centurion.

I insert C.S. Goto.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 12:54:36


Post by: 3rdGen


 snurl wrote:
You recieve a useless Fimir.

I insert some Squats.


Abit late but he should've recieved nothing a fimir is more useful than Justin bieber

Anyways you get a graham mcneil un assembled and unpainted

I insert a dwarven dreadfleet


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 19:32:54


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a bronze bowling ball.

I cuddle my chibi tzeench.
I insert Bob's glasses, revealing another underneath.

P.s
Justin beiber's music (some of it, NOT ALL) was not that bad.
The person himself however is uselesser (I don't think that is a word) than a pile of sticks.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/24 21:45:14


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a STC that can revive the Emperor.

I insert a restraining order.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 06:02:02


Post by: 3rdGen


You receive a set of ankle restraints inscribed with runes

I insert a talos


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 10:40:43


Post by: snurl


You get a Talon. StormTalon that is.

I insert some metal Praetorians.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 20:29:05


Post by: ChaoticMind


You receive metal Predators. (The rhino variant.)

I insert an ipad.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 22:44:50


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


You receive a bloody human eyeball.

I insert a drop of blood.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 22:51:17


Post by: the shrouded lord


Youreceive a pool full of shiny brass coins.
Insert... My dignity.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 23:14:09


Post by: 3rdGen


You receive nothing... What happened there? Haha

I insert a drunken dwarf (with great difficulty)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 23:25:49


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get vomit and blood, and beard hair.

I insert a miniature vending machine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/25 23:36:56


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a paradox that chops you in half.
I insert my dignity again. Wait didn't I already put it in?


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 00:00:13


Post by: Imnewherewheresthebathroom


You receive a WAAAAAAAGGHH.

I insert my lucky nipple tassels.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 04:21:32


Post by: ChaoticMind


You recive two yarn puffballs.

I insert a bloodthirsty cinder block.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 05:00:06


Post by: the shrouded lord


you receive a hungry block of cement.
I insert the shrouded lord (my space marine chapter master).


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 05:48:05


Post by: Grey Templar


you receive a Q-tip

I insert my pencil


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 05:53:47


Post by: the shrouded lord


a space marine jumps out and yells "for the emperor!" and then looks around confused.
I insert sven from "frozen" (a reindeer)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 06:44:32


Post by: snurl


You get a box of Bestigors.

I insert some snow.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 07:09:37


Post by: the shrouded lord


you receive a letter written by christain westorn chandler.
I insert christain westorn chandler.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 19:30:38


Post by: snurl


You get some snow.

I insert a movement tray.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 19:36:49


Post by: Grey Templar


You receive a plate of cookies.

I insert a grot.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/26 20:38:21


Post by: snurl


You get a gnobblar.

I insert a Ravenwing chapter.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 03:16:57


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You a bunch of riderless bikes.

I insert a yo-mama-joke.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 07:52:44


Post by: rayphoton


you get a your so fat joke


I insert my list of miniatures I need to paint before ordering more....


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 08:02:11


Post by: snurl


You get an invoice and a ransome note.

I insert some broken skeletons.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 08:13:05


Post by: Ashiraya


You get Warhammer Armies: Vampires Can't Count.

I insert Sword of Developer Slaying +14.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 08:50:39


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive boots of +6 terror.
I insert matt ward's adress.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 11:59:06


Post by: crazysaneman


You get a handwritten note, in the old script that simply reads "Just as planned... It is time, you know what you must do poppet!"
Well that explains a lot XD

I insert the still-beating heart of Ollanius Pius


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 12:09:18


Post by: Ashiraya


You recieve rage cries from the entire internet and a healthy Pius.

I insert Shas'O Vior'la Shovah Kais Mont'yr.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 12:29:23


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a giraffe. Full sized.
I insert matt's head, still dripping blood.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 16:01:19


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a real functioning Dreadknight, piloted by Matt.

I insert my hopes and dreams.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/27 16:07:45


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a bucket of lambs blood and a letter:
Dear human, please try again next time
Lots of love
Ares.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 00:19:29


Post by: Fervor


Your refusal to put something into the machine has angered the machine spirit. You receive a strongly worded (numbered?) letter, written in binary.

I insert a Husk Blade.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 03:52:28


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a glass of water.

I insert Mork.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 03:54:25


Post by: Grey Templar


You get a dork.

I insert a paper clip


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 03:57:50


Post by: Squidmanlolz


You receive a length of barbed wire

I insert my glasses


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 04:07:01


Post by: thepowerfulwill


I received... OH EMPRA! WAS IS THAT AWFUL THING?

I insert Creed.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 08:27:31


Post by: snurl


You get Metal Boxes.

I insert Styrofoam.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 11:03:42


Post by: 3rdGen


You get a box of plasticard

I enter a bolter shell


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/28 19:59:07


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


You receive a bolter shell... In your face.

I insert the Internet.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 01:18:55


Post by: snurl


You get a voxcaster.

I insert useless leftover bits.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 02:53:50


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a Stompa

I insert a Metal Bawk


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 05:39:50


Post by: snurl


You get a GW Figure Case.

I insert fuzzy dice.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 05:44:23


Post by: BewareOfTom


you get shaved dice

I inset monies


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 05:53:57


Post by: snurl


You receive the undying gratitude of Mr. Kirby. And a free Night Goblin to paint.

I insert Skullvane Manse


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 14:00:02


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a CONDEMNED sign.

I insert my dice that are awaiting execution.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/29 14:18:14


Post by: ChaoticMind


You recive dice that always roll the best possible result, then flip to the worst one.

I insert a killer monkey.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/30 21:12:39


Post by: Fervor


You receive Jane Goodall.

I insert a pair of diving fins.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/30 23:41:51


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a a hungry shark.

I insert a D&D Cleric.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 00:02:29


Post by: ChaoticMind


You recive the Pope.

I insert the Pope.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 00:50:20


Post by: snurl


You get the 40k rulebook.

I insert Warhammer Visions.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 01:02:23


Post by: psychadelicmime


You get a piece of paper that has the url of Games Workshop's Flickr.

I insert a Snotling


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 01:32:56


Post by: snurl


You get a Kleenex.

I insert Artillery Dice.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 03:12:17


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a lit firecracker.

The entire Angry Marines Chapter.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 08:20:09


Post by: snurl


You get credit for a free Battleforce Box.

I insert a blast template.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/01/31 17:15:58


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a scatter dice.

I send in an entire ant army, one by one.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 00:23:25


Post by: snurl


You get a picnic basket.

I insert Warhammer Visions.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 01:00:57


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get your monies back.

I insert snurl's Trust in Iron and Stone.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 01:11:27


Post by: the shrouded lord


you receive a duck.
I insert a note:
[i]dear machine, I hate you. you are stupid and are probably matt ward's toilet.
you are full of mat ward's anal fudge.[i]


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 02:51:29


Post by: snurl


You receive a copy of Warhammer Visions.

I insert Battlefleet Gothic.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 16:00:40


Post by: ChaoticMind


You receive Firestorm Armada.

I insert Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. (The band, not the albums or movie.)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/01 16:06:58


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive half of a love heart cookie, of which trazn owns the other half.
I insert a Zelociraptor. Real size. Still Alive. And a goat. AKA brunch.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/02 19:54:45


Post by: snurl


You get a Carnosaur.
I insert MaCragge.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/02 20:17:59


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


An Ork WAAAGH spills out of the Vending Machine.

I insert half of Australia.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/02 20:22:09


Post by: Warboss Fleshbull


Out come half a Kangaroo.

I insert a lock of Matt wards hair.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/02 22:43:16


Post by: snurl


You get Medusa V.

I insert Abaddon.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/03 01:57:21


Post by: Fervor


You get a sleeveless t-shirt.

I insert a guitar amp.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/04 10:14:55


Post by: snurl


You get an ear bud.

I insert some 'nids.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/04 10:20:05


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a facehugger, in the face.
I insert the dead facehugger.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/04 14:10:29


Post by: snurl


You recieve a Ripperjack.

I insert cardstock buildings.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/04 14:56:11


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get a ream of light weight printer paper.

I insert a small child.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/04 15:04:16


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive an imperator class Titan (game scale).
I insert a pen. And paper. And an eraser, and a ruler, protractor, compass, pencil, USB, high lighters, sharpener, and a sawn off shotgun. Oh wait that's my pencil case, mehh.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 00:22:29


Post by: snurl


You get a full set of classic Citadel AD&D miniatures.

I insert coffee.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 00:49:36


Post by: Imnewherewheresthebathroom


You get a booger.

I insert my finger.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 02:17:10


Post by: Grey Templar


You get a bloody stump

I insert something I scraped off my shoe


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 02:26:26


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get a otyugh (trash/refuse monster)

I insert a cat-guy.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 04:15:30


Post by: the shrouded lord


you receive furry porn,not just chicks with ears and tail either...
i insert a jirrafe.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 04:22:58


Post by: Grey Templar


You receive a jaffa cake.

I insert an empty paint pot.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 04:30:52


Post by: the shrouded lord


you receive a killa kan.
i insert tomato sauce. inthose little fast food packet things.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 05:07:36


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get fries.

I insert some nerf stairs. (random thing heard on tv)


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 05:25:21


Post by: Grey Templar


You get a fern.

I insert a nickle.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/05 08:29:38


Post by: snurl


You get a slottabase.

I insert a Gundam.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/10 08:59:44


Post by: SkinCarver


You receive a Subjugator of Slaanesh.

I insert Cultist-Chan.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/10 09:40:56


Post by: snurl


You get four chan.
I insert lesbians.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/10 23:06:19


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a cup.

I insert snurl, once more!


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/11 05:22:42


Post by: Grey Templar


You get him back.

I insert an empty soda bottle.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/11 07:49:31


Post by: snurl


You get a Baneblade in a bottle.

I insert old metal dwarves.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/11 15:17:19


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get fincast ones with more bubbles than a gallon of foam.

I insert a strange little idol.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/11 21:07:50


Post by: the shrouded lord


You receive a turtle.
I insert an ankle style nose bleed.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 00:06:15


Post by: snurl


You get a fine cast.

I insert Codex Tau.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 03:58:37


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


A plasma bolt flies out of the vending machine, bypasses the tree you're hiding behind and kills you.

I insert myself into the machine, to find out it's secrets!


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 04:52:56


Post by: Grey Templar


It turns you into a jock strap and spits you back out. You are picked up by an overweight minor league baseball player named Bubba.

I insert a piece of lint.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 07:04:43


Post by: snurl


You get a bag of quality CitadelĖ‡ Modeling Flock

I insert Cheerios.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 19:54:20


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get a pack of lifesaver gummies.

I insert a chocolate eclair.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/12 23:14:54


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a rude burp.

I insert a Katamari.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 00:32:55


Post by: snurl


You get a Katana.

I insert a battle mat.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 01:14:45


Post by: Grey Templar


You get Mat Ward.

I insert a booger.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 03:04:59


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a Diamond pickax.

I clone the vending machine, and insert the real one into the clone!!!


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 06:14:37


Post by: the shrouded lord


You realise your cloning machine has gone terribly wrong and a zombie vending machine jump from the vending machine.
I insehorus rising and flight of the Eisenstein.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 07:40:59


Post by: snurl


You get Gotrek and Felix and the Blustery Day.

I insert Gandalf.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/13 14:56:22


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get Sauramon.

I insert 4 of the Marx brothers: Harpo, Chico, Groucho, and Zeppo.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/14 00:48:58


Post by: snurl


You get Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp.
I insert a Martini-Henry.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/15 05:13:21


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a pawn shop.

I insert that thing you wanted me to put into a mail box, but I got lazy/drunk and put it into a vending machine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/15 06:19:20


Post by: snurl


You get magazines from Publisher's Clearing House.

I insert a valentine.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/16 03:32:50


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You receive a bloody, beating heart.

I insert my old laptop computer.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/16 04:19:21


Post by: the shrouded lord


Your grandmother receives your Internet history.
I inset a tomato bomb.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/16 04:30:46


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You get a shotgun blast of french fries to the face.

I insert the shrouded lord's entire hive fleet.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/16 07:48:33


Post by: snurl


You get Hives.

I insert blood, for the blood god.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/17 22:04:29


Post by: ChaoticMind


You get pus from Nurgle.

I insert a mug of tea.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/17 22:16:34


Post by: thepowerfulwill


You receive a large sack of dry leaves.

I insert Minecraft. Somehow. And brace for explosion.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/17 22:26:27


Post by: Grey Templar


You get a carrot on a stick.

I insert a piece of paper.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/18 03:04:14


Post by: snurl


You get an official GW army roster sheet.
I insert the new gyrocopter.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/18 03:32:33


Post by: thepowerfulwill


You get a gyroscope.

I insert a broad sword.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/18 05:30:57


Post by: snurl


You get a Great Weapon.
I insert the new Dwarf Book


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/19 15:39:00


Post by: ChaoticMind


You recive a compilation of evreything mantic has on their abyssal dwarves.

I insert my Physics class. Room, professor, classmates, me, EVREYTHING.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/19 15:43:07


Post by: Greenwingf_ftw


You get Matt wards latest codex

I insert a handfull of bolter shells


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/19 16:59:03


Post by: Archie The Death Rider


You get a Lazgun

I insert a mark of the Inquisition


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/19 18:23:11


Post by: Strombones


You receive a cease and desist.

I insert a box of plastic Sisters.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/19 20:32:12


Post by: thepowerfulwill


You receive nothing. as you inserted nothing.

I insert gazgul.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/20 00:34:08


Post by: snurl


You get a block of cheese.

I insert a box of gnoblars.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/20 02:02:51


Post by: thepowerfulwill


You receive grots.

I insert the previous poster.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/20 08:04:15


Post by: snurl


You get slapped with a fish.

I insert a blast template.


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/20 13:34:00


Post by: Nevie


You receive a flame template.

I insert the Chaos Space Marines codex


40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned @ 2014/02/20 14:27:32


Post by: snurl


You get nerfed.

I insert a Citadel Realm of Battle.