You get a gold coin. (It's fake)
I insert strawberries from mars (for some reason they all have little AM symbols on them).

You get a one way ticket to Barsoom.

I insert the ninth ray.

You get the Fortress of Redemption.

I insert an Owlbear.

You get a night elf druid.

I insert the tears of the sun.

A powerful tanning light comes out of the machine, it fires on you, and you are left sun burnt.

I insert human jerky

You get a note. "That was very tasty, thank you!"

I insert an hour glass.

You get sand.

I insert the bottom of the box.

You get a 99 cent toy.

I insert the admin's ban hammer.

You get thors hammer.

i insert the website 'hot or not"

You get viagra email spam.

I insert Kickstarter.

You get a bucket of random items.

I insert a skull.

You get a servitor.
I insert a pick and shovel.

You get a cart of coal.

I insert the Emperor's pet dog from the year 1643.

You get a haunted dog skull.

I inser $3.50 and press the big red button the vending machine obviously has.

You get 49000 rupiah

I inserted a popular snack.

You get indigestion.
I insert a FAQ.

You get broken rules.

I insert sing your life's new avatar.

You get subtitles.

I insert a monkey.

You get a still bloody monkey's paw.

I insert some sanitizing wipes, it must be quite dirty in there.

All the scum and dirt that's accumulated over thousands of years spews out all over you.

I insert you and a pack of cigs.

You get some ripped up anti-smoking posters.

I insert Grey Templar.

You recieve Grey Templar and Peregrine embroiled in an epic bird vs cat duel. Neither combatant seems very impressed.

I insert the Taurox.

You get a modeeling magazine.

I insert the world .

You get a pebble.

I insert a random head. (where did I get this?)

You get the Talking Heads. (How did I get here?)

I insert the IRS.

The vending machine steals all your money.

I inserted my gun.

You get money.

I insert GW's altruism.

You get GW's business model. You can't figure out how to put it together, or just how it works.

I insert well written rules.

You get Errata version of your rules from GW.

I insert a 5000 point list.

You get a note saying "spam! Heresy!!!"

I insert a bolt round

you received the bolt round back. Fired into your face.

I inserted some tits.

You get banned from Dakka for 3.7492 nanoseconds.

I insert a killer piggy with a giant fish taped to it.

You get a hellpit abomination.

I insert Witch Elves.

You get the blessing of Khorne. Sadly, that involves lots of spikes and blood.
I insert a squid

You get a 42pg hentai book.

I insert the Fist of the North Star, Haaaa YADADADADADADADADAADAADADDA WAAADAAAA!

You receive a copy of Bakugan season 1.

I put in a Commissar's hat.

You get shot in the back of the head by the commissar.

The commissar sticks his hand in to get his hat.

You get nothing
I insert the 42p hentai book I received previously.

A tentacle comes out of the vending machine and tries to rape you.

I inserted guardsman Bob.

You get Guardsman marbo. Yep.

I insert $3.50.

your receive 40019.00 rupiah

Inserted cultist chan.

You get a note. 'Sorry, this is not the recycle bin.'

I insert my helmet.

You get a button that tells you you can disable it from being displayed. Ace!

I insert 4chan... and hope that the machine doesn't explode.

You receive a small box containing a mixture of pornography, the printed out posts of very angry men and the pure essence of the id.

I put in a Valkyrie. Somehow.

You get a dumpster.

I inserted the noob bomb.

You me.... ME!

I insert a slice of toast (with butter)

You get a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to it.

I insert the correct Key card.

The machine opens, and commands you to reload it.

I insert a 3D printer.

You get a 4D printer.

I insert a wiggleing moose tounge. Nothing else, just the wiggleing tounge.

You get licked.

I insert an anvil.

You get a piano. A falling one.

I insert a Chaos Space Marine.

You get a squad of Khorne Berserkers.

I insert a case of ACME Dynamite, with a lit fuse...

You get an activated melta bomb.

I insert Flak Armor.

You get an official "Imperium-Approved!" T-shirt

I hug the machine.

You get murdered by zombie pigmen.

Inserted an IOU note.

You get a void field generator.

I insert an old rug.

You get a copy of the Codex Astartes.

I insert a piece of string.

You get a cup of chocolate mousse [the chaos gods made a spelling mistake]

I inserted Macha.

You get Mocha.

I insert a hollow rabbit.

You get chocolate eggs.

I insert money from a few different countries.

You receive $3.50.

I put in a Deathwatch Space Marine.

You receive the Doom guy.

I put in a box of Chocolate Easter eggs.

You get a box of chocolate space marines.

I insert a Pint of Ice Cream.

You get a gallon of ice-milk

I insert Greece

You get french fries.

I insert a Happy Meal.

You get the Taco Bell Waffle Taco

I put in a VHS tape of Salon Kitty.

You get less French Fries than the other guy got.

I insert Games Workshop.

You get a top secret new release! Next month.

I insert old fashioned lead figures.

You receive a hole ridden piece of resin that vaguely resembles Marneus Calgar.

I put in Captain Apollo Diomedes.

You get



I insert a can-O-whoopass.

You get a can of Silly String.
I insert a can of mace.

You receive the Mace back. into your face.

I inserted Snurl.

You get a goomba wearing a jack-o-lantern.

I insert a zombie penguin and a hug.

You get a swarm of angered pigmen
I insert left over chicken

You get ready to cook pig meat

I insert my sig

You get a trashy romance novel about your g,g,g,great grandmother.

I insert yoshi.

You get a trashy romance novel about yoshi
I insert my sanity.

You get into the vending machine.

I insert my sanity.

You get mold lines all over your body, and a pack of x-acto blades.

I insert blood.

You get skulls for the skull throne.

I inserted the Spanish Inquestion.

You get something unexpected.

I put in Warmahordes.

You get 10 models with terrible looks that need 300 pins to stay together, but the the vending machine charge you £40 for them.

I insert web.

Hah! Is funny because is true!

You get a spider who wants his home back.

I insert the Heavy.

You get stabbed in the back by the Spy, thus recieving his knife.

I put in a copy of Daikatana

You get a coppy of Komidant Irusk's book on war.

I insert the Empress Vannar of Khador.

You get a drag-queen version of the God Emperor of Mankind.

I insert a nice refreshing glass of ice water.

That glass of ice water becomes a glass of fire water. On fire.

I insert a dead parrot.

You get a hilarious sketch, and three more god-awful ones....

I insert Cerberus (mass effect)

You get a skin tight body suit and a camera that'll only focus on your ass.

I insert a Crassus Armored Assault Transport.

Well I do have an awesome butt... :3

You get a capslock button, yours is clearly broken.

I insert the butt cam

You receive a copy of Mass Effect 2, 3, the comics and the novels. They don't nick name it Mass Erect for nuthin'.

I insert some moonshine.

You get some Night Goblins.

I insert a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

You get one of the old school Space marine rhino's

I insert Roadhouse!

You get someone who thought it was a reference to Family Guy.

I insert an old school Space Marine rhino.

You get a taurox.

I inserted an imperial knight.

You get a killer kan.

I insert fireworks.

You get a flakk missile launcher.

I insert a Chaos Space Marine... 's codpiece.

You get grabbed, and dragged in by tentacles.

I wait to see what comes out after the last guy got sucked in.

You get a Japanese businessman.

I insert a hipster.

You get Hitler.

I inserted a closet.

You get a nightstand.

I insert a side table

You get a side table in 153 pieces, and the instructions on how to assemble it.

I insert a flaming skull.

The skull comes out in a thousand fragments, all lit on plasma fire.

I insert a twenty foot solid gold statue in the form of the Emperor.

You get Warhammer Visions magazine.

I insert a beehive.

You get Nicolas Cage.

I insert a Reaper bones miniature of Cthulhu.

You get a failcast jabberslythe.

I insert a comb.

But is a bone from a water demon that comes out of the comb to drown you in the sink.

I insert a watermelon in the shape of a pumpkin

You receive an apple in the shape of a pea.

I insert David Bowie.

Everyone [not just you] gets got.

I inserted spiderman.

You get a spider, man.

I insert a toad.

You receive the artist formerly known as Prince.

I insert a jump pack.

You receive a Space Marine jump rope that is thrice blessed and sanctified by the Mechanicus.

I insert delicious cake

You get a burp.

I insert the next person's avatar.

Grumpy Cat eats your face.

I insert Guardsmen Bob, but only his nether regions.

You get an endless tide of unspeakable filth.

I insert my penis.

You get a well-writhen 40k fapfiction

I insert a sexy Skaven.

You a brood horror.

Inserted a SM scout sniper rifle.

You get Steve Blum

I go to insert a cat, but ninjas attack. My head flies from my body and into the machine.

You recieved a new comissar's cap

I insert my hand

You get a power fist.

I insert a box of cigars.

You get a tactical genius.

I insert Ignaz Semmelweis.

You get Louis Pasteur.

I insert Georg Ohm.

You get James Prescott Joule.

I insert an affictitious adnascentia.

You receive a plastic cactus.

I insert Einstein's Skull.

You get a skull made of paper.

I inserted a m1911.

You get a 38 Webley.

I insert a Hamster.

You get a hamster in spacemarine armor, and it's seen some things.

I insert A Dummy's Guide to Vending Machines.

You get a rock, paper, and scissors.

I insert a stupid cat.

You get David Cameron.

I inserted nothing at all.

You get sucked into the vending machine.

I insert a rabid monkey or three.

You get a barrel with a Hazardous Materials sticker on it.

I insert the new Imperial Guard codex.

A trio of Black Helicopters blazoned with the GW logo swoop down, a dozen suited goons hop out and take all your money.

I insert my wallet.

The suited goons also take your wallet, and then they fly away.

I insert my pants.

The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.

I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

 snurl wrote:
The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.

You get a Cadian phone book.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

 korbenn wrote:

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

You get tyranid tech,

I insert an apology for forgetting half my post....

Out pops Canada.

I insert a ravissant rabiator.

You get a gun.

I inserted the IG's uplifting proper.

You receive the little book of calm.

I insert the complete series of The X-files on DVD.

You get David Duchovney ' s rap sheet.

I insert a furry.

You get a fox disguised as a human.

I insert Flash Gordan.

You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))

You get Emproio Ivankov

I insert a Gum Gum Pistol

You get a dum dum.

Inserted a spider.

You get varicose veins.

I insert a circus midget.

You get a bunch of cobwebs.

I insert a bat.

You get a much more beterer hat made of a rat.

I insert a jar of porcupine blood.

you get a bag of porcupine needles.

i insert a Baneblade.

You get the unused sprue clippings from the baneblade.

I insert Manchu.

You get a hundred 1/100 scale model baneblades.

I insert a tree.

You get a stack of pine scented White Dwarves.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

You get the best of the best.

I insert brand X

You get a barrel of Bugman's XXXXXXX. Careful, its a little strong

I insert a Jager-bomb.

 Grey Templar wrote:
You get a barrel of Bugman's XXXXXXX. Careful, its a little strong

I insert a Jager-bomb.

You get a full fraternity hangover.

I insert a Slaanesh Fan-Fiction.

You are put on a goverment watch list.

I insert a list of plot holes from the X-files.

You get C.S. Goto's work.

I insert a puppet with a predisposition towards pyromania.

You get a full size ogre firebelly.

I insert a puppet of Tom Kirby.

you get a box of matches.

i insert a red button.

The nuke it was connected to launches. It couldn't resist pressing the big, red, candy-like button.

I insert brochtree's avatar. Will I get a Hug?

you get a spike scale purse. ach and a hug because you asked. )

i insert a claymore (the sword not the mine).

You get a claymore (the mine) and a Zweihänder.

I insert a cookie and thank the machine for the hug.

You get a steak with your welcome written on it.

I insert a faulty neural interface

You get Sword Art Online.

I insert a Democrat.

Get get a dictator.

I insert Farseer Macha.

 sing your life wrote:
Get get a dictator.

I insert Farseer Macha.

You get images you cannot unsee.

I insert a turtle with a mask.

You get a tortoise.

Inserted Farseer Macha.

You get William Shatner.

I insert a pepperoni pizza.

You get a 16 year old genetically altered shadow warrior reptile.

I insert some spiky bitz.

you get poorly converted Trader Guard Tank

Insert a MTG player

You receive a balanced card game.

I insert a pair of panties off a sister of battle. Slightly worn.

I RIP THEM APART AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!

I INSERT MY FIST.

you get a primed melta bomb.

i insert a chicken.

 brochtree wrote:
you get a primed melta bomb.

i insert a chicken.

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OUT COMES A ANGRY MARINES THUNDERHAWK!

I INSERT MY POWER FOLDING CHAIR!

you get a Victorian arm chair.

i insert an angry marines thunderhawk.

 brochtree wrote:
you get a Victorian arm chair.

i insert an angry marines thunderhawk.

OUT COMES AN ANGRY MARINES THUNDERHAWK FILLED WITH ANGRY MARINES!!! BFFBWFUVTGUWFVBJU FETHING FETHERS!

I INSERT MOAR ANGRY MARINES!

You recieve some irritated guardsmen.

I insert a bag of chips.

 snurl wrote:
You recieve some irritated guardsmen.

I insert a bag of chips.

OUT COME FREEDOM FRIES AFTER I FETHING LIBERATED THEM.

I INSERT THE 7th EDITION WH40k RUMORS.

You get several locked off-topic rumor threads.

I insert the 300 Spartans (the actors, not the real ones).

You get a copy of Allen Moore's V for Vendetta comic.

I insert copy of Allen Moore's Watchmen comic folded inside a empty cover of the Imperial Guards Uplifting Primer..

You get a "Watch that man" LP.

I inserted the average Astartes's sanity.

You get the Dawn of War novel series.

I insert MLP porn.

You an endless tide of Dave's vomit.

I inserted Putin's ambitions.

you get a book titled failed plans.

i insert Sing your life's profile pic.

You get onto the sexual offenders list.

I insert Steve Blum.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You get onto the sexual offenders list.

I insert Steve Blum.

I RECEIVE STEVE BLUM'S BUM WITH NAILS IN IT.

I EAT THE NAILS AND SPIT THEM INTO THE MACHINE.

You get the Butcher of Kharkov.

I inserted the sniper.

You get a Hochland Long Rifle.

I insert A Saucerfull of Secrets.

You receive Tzeentch's tea cup. Just as planned.

I insert my wallet.

you get a thank you note from gw.

i insert a bag of peanuts.

You get elephant dung.

I place the vending machine in comic con... Then attach a note saying"this machine needs to be told about homestuck"

In the ensuing chaos of frenzied cosplayers shouting at the machine, several objects are inserted into the machine, Im not entirely sure what.

Out pops Will Wheaton.

I insert the bones of Walt Disney.

You get bone chills.

I insert health-risking hallucinogens, or simply some drugs.

You get FDA certified pills.

I insert the left foot of God. Don't ask me how I got it.

You receive divine inspiration.

I insert Lady Ga Ga.

You get a radio.

I insert snurl.

 sing your life wrote:
You get a radio.

I insert snurl.

I GET 7000 POSTS IN THIS FORUM.

I INSERT THE NUMBER 42.

You get a NASCAR driver who should just give it up.

I insert Guardsman Bob.

You get renegade Guardsman Steve. At least he say's he is.

I cram in my old sofa.

You get some crack money.

I insert the world's cheesiest list.

You get a chunk of cheddar.

I insert a tau psyker. (this vending machine is where they send them all!

You receive a Chaos Tau.

I insert a Wave Serpent painted in a camo scheme.

You receive a signed copy of 'Love in the Warp: A Collection of Romantic Poetry' by Fulgrim.

I insert a pair of Warboss Rumblegut's sacred underpants. One previous 'careful' owner. Slightly used.

You receive the famous self-help book, "What Not to Do the First Time You Meet a Sister of Battle", slightly singed.

I insert the original Rogue Trader rulebook.

You get the 1980s.

I inserted almonds.

You get Kristin Chenoweth, who loves almonds.



I insert Sean Bean.

 JB wrote:
You get Kristin Chenoweth, who loves almonds.



I insert Sean Bean.

OUT POPS L.L. BEAN APPAREL!!$%? FFFFFUUUUU- I ALREADY WEAR POWER ARMOR!!!

I INSERT A MELTA BOMB.

You get the melta bomb back. Into your face.

I inserted an angry marine.

 sing your life wrote:
You get the melta bomb back. Into your face.

I inserted an angry marine.

I EXPLODE FROM THE MACHINE, SCREAM OHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH, THEN POWER BOOT YOU TO MARS.

I INSERT THE BODY OF THE KOOL AID MAN I JUST MURDERED. Ya know, hide the evidence.

You get a contractual death in every role you play.

I insert Patrick Steward.

You see a dagger before you.

I inserted a storm trooper.

You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

 JB wrote:
You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

You get a gold sticker with the words "You Tried" on the front.

I insert a half-eaten jar of raspberry jam.

 Avatar 720 wrote:

 JB wrote:
You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

You get a gold sticker with the words "You Tried" on the front.

I insert a half-eaten jar of raspberry jam.

Out pops a werewolf. I knew it.

I insert a silver stake.

You get a cut of golden prime ribs.

I insert the elements of harmony, and about five dollars in change.

You get an orgy.

I insert a warjack.

You get Jack Nicholson.

I insert a GW lawyer.

You get a cease and Desist, followed by several years of trials.

I insert a Wabbajack

 Sasori wrote:
You get a cease and Desist, followed by several years of trials.

I insert a Wabbajack

You get a Hōgyoku.

I insert a Dreamforge Leviathan 15mm scale.

You get an email from a confused customer named Matty from Arizona who wants to know why his model looks like a midget next to the glory of an Eldar Wraithknight.

I insert a Chia Pet.

You get a Citadel Woods.

I insert Katy Perry.

 snurl wrote:
You get a Citadel Woods.

I insert Katy Perry.

You get a dark horse.

I insert a puppet with you and your friends and relatives and the fact that people who have a good baseball game of golf course and the other hand I will not be looked at.

You get a picture of a sammich.

I insert a bottle of Simple Green.

You get a cardboard box full of badly painted Ultramarines.

I insert a bottle of coca cola.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You get a cardboard box full of badly painted Ultramarines.

I insert a bottle of coca cola.

You get a bottle of Pepsi.

I insert my mobile number.

You get texts about upcoming GW releases.

I insert Taco Bell.

You receive a case of the runs.

I insert 7th Edition of 40k.

you get a ton of angry beardy's

i insert a bag of gravguns.

Get a burnt but unharmed kroot.

I inserted the black sword.

You get Abbadon the Despoiler and the Black legion. ALL OF THEM!

I insert the Silver Surfers surfboard.

You get a sub-par superhero flick.

I accidently Richard Nixon

You get a dirty dick.

I insert some paintbrushes.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
You get a sub-par superhero flick.

I accidently Richard Nixon

Out comes a claim saying I'm not a werewolf.

I insert proof I am not a werewolf.

You get a silver bullet.

Insert a Rodent Of Unusual Size.

You rescieve el'chabacobra.
I jump ou of the machine and insert a note that says "did any of you miss me?"

You get an blank note. I kick you back into the machine shouting "NO! THIS IS SPAR...wait that's not right."
Bottom line I insert you.

You get a Shambling Mound.

I insert a book of HR Geiger's work.

You get phalli. Phalli everywhere

I insert a phallus.

You get a very pleased looking Keeper of Secrets who offers you to go an a adventure with it.

I insert a complete study ancient erotic depictions.

 korbenn wrote:
You get a very pleased looking Keeper of Secrets who offers you to go an a adventure with it.

I insert a complete study ancient erotic depictions.

You get an album of my nudie pics - which I'm gunna want back after you're done with them, thanks.

I insert an Imperial Guardsman named Davey Marlin and his pet Squig Snuffles.

You get a souring goth.

I inserted the Jews.

You get angry Lewis Black.
So Lewis Black, really.

I insert Studio Ghibli

You get something that isn't a face.

Inserted Boatmurdered.

Receive Sarsotan Vampires.

Insert gumballs.

You get a DVD of Ricky Ho: The story of Ricky.

I insert a Northern Irish Lesbian.

You get a Carnasaur.

I insert Tony Blair.

You get a written accusation of trying to turn this into a political tread. The paper is from the house of parliament.

I insert an internet troll.

You get a much more pleasant Enraged bloodthirsty fantasy troll with a taste for human flesh that's just crawled out of the bog of eternal stench. And it's still extremely pleasant by comparison.

I insert the gun korbenn's avatar is holding.

You receive an NES blaster.

I insert Sly Marbo's tassled dagger.

You get a BFS.

I inserted the Buster Sword.

You get a busted sword.

I insert Wood Elves.

You get an Army Book that is three editions behind the Warhammer rulebook.

I insert Emma Watson.

You get 10 points.

Inserted nothing at all"

You receive nothing....


.......or did you?

I insert a terribly painted Forgeworld Reaver Titan kit I got of ebay. It is covered in the thickest coat of email paint ever seen on a model and it is glued together with too much, two componend epoxy resin glue.

You get insight as to the true meaning of "for advanced modellers only."

I insert too many miniatures.

You clog the machine. An Ork Bigmek appears behind you, fixes the machine and presents you with the repair bill. You have to pay 300 Ork Teef. Failing to comply within 3 weeks will get you handed over to the Painboy as a test subject.

I insert a prestine Ork Custom shoota. Its painted, oiled, adjusted and shinned to perfection.

You get a rusty knife with no handle.

I insert Godzilla.

You get the son of Godzilla, Minilla.

I insert an improvised comedy.

You get a Titan with 3 heads, Larry, Moe, and Curly.

I insert 1st edition AD&D.

You get a small porcelain cat. It has been looted by Orks.

I insert a Games Workshop Gift card word 20 euro's.

You get a 20mm round base and the left leg of a limited edition Space Marine captain.

I insert Pharell Williams.

You get happy.

Inserted an ork.

You get a Squig who has been painted red.

I insert a Pacific rim Jaeger.

You get a back issue of Atlantic Monthly.

I insert a softball.

You get an Eldar football.

I insert a bicycle.

You get Pee Wee Herman.

I insert a Snickerdoodle.

 JB wrote:
You get Pee Wee Herman.

I insert a Snickerdoodle.

You get a euphemism.

I insert a Void Whale.

You get starship Scotland.

I insert a minion.

You recieve an Onion.

I insert the last good Chestnut Ink.

You get arrested for robbing my collection of paint.

I insert Stronghold Assault and a pair of Tom Kirby's boxer shorts.

You get a Games Workshop V.I.P pass. Too bad it has no use whatsoever.

I insert the new Gorkanaut, an Morkanaut and one that is a 50/50 combination of both.

You receive a slightly bemused squig.

I insert Mat Ward.

You get abducted by the Inqusition for aiding a heretic.
I insert a clock

You get a cook.

I insert a zombie.

You get Matt Ward.

I insert pumpkins.

You get Hargrid.

Inserted the Pope.

You get Nigel Farage.

I insert a duck.

You get fear itself.

I inserted BOOLIT.

You get set aflames!

I instert the infamous Insane Clown Posse and 10 juggalos to boot.

You receive a box of zombies.

I insert a case of Moosehead.

You get a case of Moose heads.

I insert Mary Sue

You get married.

I insert all my old unused skullz and collectacards.

You get thrones.

Inserted a pumpkin.

You get a load of unpopular wargear cards.

I insert all my leftover bits of sprue.

You receive a Sternguard Veteran Squad box set.

I insert my friend.

You get batman
I insert Tony Stark

You get Iron Warriors.

I insert Forbidden Planet.

You get The day the Earth stood still on VHS

I insert a copy of Valiant Hearts: The Great War

You get Fire Warrior.

I insert Asmodai.

You get Azazel

I insert my will to live.

You get an autographed picture of William Rollings McMahon.

I insert Bob Olley.

You get a case of the scrunts.

I insert Andy Chambers.

Andy Chambers morphs into Matt Ward.

I insert the 13th Dragoons standard

You get the book of grudges.

I insert Kickstarter.

You get a Dreamforge Leviathan.

I insert a Dust Tactics Jaght Luther.

You get Chutes & Ladders Cthulu edition.

I insert Epic.

You receive a full-scale operational Titan Legio.

I insert 10p.

You receive 17 Japanese Yen and a kiss from Kazuo Hirai.

I insert a Finecast Ork Shock Attack Gun.

You get a Ork yelling about his stolen bitz.

I insert the Markman's Honor.