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You get a copy of Allen Moore's V for Vendetta comic.

I insert copy of Allen Moore's Watchmen comic folded inside a empty cover of the Imperial Guards Uplifting Primer..

You get a "Watch that man" LP.

I inserted the average Astartes's sanity.

You get the Dawn of War novel series.

I insert MLP porn.

You an endless tide of Dave's vomit.

I inserted Putin's ambitions.

you get a book titled failed plans.

i insert Sing your life's profile pic.

You get onto the sexual offenders list.

I insert Steve Blum.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You get onto the sexual offenders list.

I insert Steve Blum.

I RECEIVE STEVE BLUM'S BUM WITH NAILS IN IT.

I EAT THE NAILS AND SPIT THEM INTO THE MACHINE.

You get the Butcher of Kharkov.

I inserted the sniper.

You get a Hochland Long Rifle.

I insert A Saucerfull of Secrets.

You receive Tzeentch's tea cup. Just as planned.

I insert my wallet.

you get a thank you note from gw.

i insert a bag of peanuts.

You get elephant dung.

I place the vending machine in comic con... Then attach a note saying"this machine needs to be told about homestuck"

In the ensuing chaos of frenzied cosplayers shouting at the machine, several objects are inserted into the machine, Im not entirely sure what.

Out pops Will Wheaton.

I insert the bones of Walt Disney.

You get bone chills.

I insert health-risking hallucinogens, or simply some drugs.

You get FDA certified pills.

I insert the left foot of God. Don't ask me how I got it.

You receive divine inspiration.

I insert Lady Ga Ga.

You get a radio.

I insert snurl.

 sing your life wrote:
You get a radio.

I insert snurl.

I GET 7000 POSTS IN THIS FORUM.

I INSERT THE NUMBER 42.

You get a NASCAR driver who should just give it up.

I insert Guardsman Bob.

You get renegade Guardsman Steve. At least he say's he is.

I cram in my old sofa.

You get some crack money.

I insert the world's cheesiest list.

You get a chunk of cheddar.

I insert a tau psyker. (this vending machine is where they send them all!

You receive a Chaos Tau.

I insert a Wave Serpent painted in a camo scheme.

You receive a signed copy of 'Love in the Warp: A Collection of Romantic Poetry' by Fulgrim.

I insert a pair of Warboss Rumblegut's sacred underpants. One previous 'careful' owner. Slightly used.

You receive the famous self-help book, "What Not to Do the First Time You Meet a Sister of Battle", slightly singed.

I insert the original Rogue Trader rulebook.

You get the 1980s.

I inserted almonds.

You get Kristin Chenoweth, who loves almonds.



I insert Sean Bean.

 JB wrote:
You get Kristin Chenoweth, who loves almonds.



I insert Sean Bean.

OUT POPS L.L. BEAN APPAREL!!$%? FFFFFUUUUU- I ALREADY WEAR POWER ARMOR!!!

I INSERT A MELTA BOMB.

You get the melta bomb back. Into your face.

I inserted an angry marine.

 sing your life wrote:
You get the melta bomb back. Into your face.

I inserted an angry marine.

I EXPLODE FROM THE MACHINE, SCREAM OHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH, THEN POWER BOOT YOU TO MARS.

I INSERT THE BODY OF THE KOOL AID MAN I JUST MURDERED. Ya know, hide the evidence.