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You get a tactical genius.

I insert Ignaz Semmelweis.

You get Louis Pasteur.

I insert Georg Ohm.

You get James Prescott Joule.

I insert an affictitious adnascentia.

You receive a plastic cactus.

I insert Einstein's Skull.

You get a skull made of paper.

I inserted a m1911.

You get a 38 Webley.

I insert a Hamster.

You get a hamster in spacemarine armor, and it's seen some things.

I insert A Dummy's Guide to Vending Machines.

You get a rock, paper, and scissors.

I insert a stupid cat.

You get David Cameron.

I inserted nothing at all.

You get sucked into the vending machine.

I insert a rabid monkey or three.

You get a barrel with a Hazardous Materials sticker on it.

I insert the new Imperial Guard codex.

A trio of Black Helicopters blazoned with the GW logo swoop down, a dozen suited goons hop out and take all your money.

I insert my wallet.

The suited goons also take your wallet, and then they fly away.

I insert my pants.

The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.

I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

 snurl wrote:
The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.

You get a Cadian phone book.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

 korbenn wrote:

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

You get tyranid tech,

I insert an apology for forgetting half my post....

Out pops Canada.

I insert a ravissant rabiator.

You get a gun.

I inserted the IG's uplifting proper.

You receive the little book of calm.

I insert the complete series of The X-files on DVD.

You get David Duchovney ' s rap sheet.

I insert a furry.

You get a fox disguised as a human.

I insert Flash Gordan.

You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))

You get Emproio Ivankov

I insert a Gum Gum Pistol

You get a dum dum.

Inserted a spider.

You get varicose veins.

I insert a circus midget.

You get a bunch of cobwebs.

I insert a bat.

You get a much more beterer hat made of a rat.

I insert a jar of porcupine blood.

you get a bag of porcupine needles.

i insert a Baneblade.