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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

You get a tactical genius.

I insert Ignaz Semmelweis.

   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get Louis Pasteur.

I insert Georg Ohm.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

You get James Prescott Joule.

I insert an affictitious adnascentia.

   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You receive a plastic cactus.

I insert Einstein's Skull.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a skull made of paper.

I inserted a m1911.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a 38 Webley.

I insert a Hamster.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

You get a hamster in spacemarine armor, and it's seen some things.

I insert A Dummy's Guide to Vending Machines.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a rock, paper, and scissors.

I insert a stupid cat.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get David Cameron.

I inserted nothing at all.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get sucked into the vending machine.

I insert a rabid monkey or three.
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

You get a barrel with a Hazardous Materials sticker on it.

I insert the new Imperial Guard codex.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

A trio of Black Helicopters blazoned with the GW logo swoop down, a dozen suited goons hop out and take all your money.

I insert my wallet.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

The suited goons also take your wallet, and then they fly away.

I insert my pants.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






 snurl wrote:
The machine removes your wallet, then hands them back.

I insert 40K 6th edition.


You get a Cadian phone book.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.


You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/01 11:56:31


A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

 korbenn wrote:
 thepowerfulwill wrote:
I don the cap that was given in exchange for bobs head, and insert a laspistol in the machine, I know need something better at blamming failures.


You get a Nerf Barricade.

I insert a college degree in alternative robotics.


You get tyranid tech,

I insert an apology for forgetting half my post....

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Out pops Canada.

I insert a ravissant rabiator.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a gun.

I inserted the IG's uplifting proper.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You receive the little book of calm.

I insert the complete series of The X-files on DVD.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

You get David Duchovney ' s rap sheet.

I insert a furry.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/03 13:18:55


   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

You get a fox disguised as a human.

I insert Flash Gordan.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/03 02:20:23


After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Morphing Obliterator






Virginia, US

You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))

"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."

"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

 thepowerfulwill wrote:
You get a catchy song sung by an awesome band

I insert the band in question.

((in case anyone didnt get it, the band is queen))


You get Emproio Ivankov

I insert a Gum Gum Pistol

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a dum dum.

Inserted a spider.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

You get varicose veins.

I insert a circus midget.

   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get a bunch of cobwebs.

I insert a bat.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get a much more beterer hat made of a rat.

I insert a jar of porcupine blood.
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





you get a bag of porcupine needles.

i insert a Baneblade.

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
 
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