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You get a contractual death in every role you play.

I insert Patrick Steward.

You see a dagger before you.

I inserted a storm trooper.

You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

 JB wrote:
You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

You get a gold sticker with the words "You Tried" on the front.

I insert a half-eaten jar of raspberry jam.

 Avatar 720 wrote:

 JB wrote:
You see an old man in a landspeeder with his young apprentice and two droids that you are not looking for.

I insert Warhammer 40K 6th Edition.

You get a gold sticker with the words "You Tried" on the front.

I insert a half-eaten jar of raspberry jam.

Out pops a werewolf. I knew it.

I insert a silver stake.

You get a cut of golden prime ribs.

I insert the elements of harmony, and about five dollars in change.

You get an orgy.

I insert a warjack.

You get Jack Nicholson.

I insert a GW lawyer.

You get a cease and Desist, followed by several years of trials.

I insert a Wabbajack

 Sasori wrote:
You get a cease and Desist, followed by several years of trials.

I insert a Wabbajack

You get a Hōgyoku.

I insert a Dreamforge Leviathan 15mm scale.

You get an email from a confused customer named Matty from Arizona who wants to know why his model looks like a midget next to the glory of an Eldar Wraithknight.

I insert a Chia Pet.

You get a Citadel Woods.

I insert Katy Perry.

 snurl wrote:
You get a Citadel Woods.

I insert Katy Perry.

You get a dark horse.

I insert a puppet with you and your friends and relatives and the fact that people who have a good baseball game of golf course and the other hand I will not be looked at.

You get a picture of a sammich.

I insert a bottle of Simple Green.

You get a cardboard box full of badly painted Ultramarines.

I insert a bottle of coca cola.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You get a cardboard box full of badly painted Ultramarines.

I insert a bottle of coca cola.

You get a bottle of Pepsi.

I insert my mobile number.

You get texts about upcoming GW releases.

I insert Taco Bell.

You receive a case of the runs.

I insert 7th Edition of 40k.

you get a ton of angry beardy's

i insert a bag of gravguns.

Get a burnt but unharmed kroot.

I inserted the black sword.

You get Abbadon the Despoiler and the Black legion. ALL OF THEM!

I insert the Silver Surfers surfboard.

You get a sub-par superhero flick.

I accidently Richard Nixon

You get a dirty dick.

I insert some paintbrushes.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
You get a sub-par superhero flick.

I accidently Richard Nixon

Out comes a claim saying I'm not a werewolf.

I insert proof I am not a werewolf.

You get a silver bullet.

Insert a Rodent Of Unusual Size.

You rescieve el'chabacobra.
I jump ou of the machine and insert a note that says "did any of you miss me?"

You get an blank note. I kick you back into the machine shouting "NO! THIS IS SPAR...wait that's not right."
Bottom line I insert you.

You get a Shambling Mound.

I insert a book of HR Geiger's work.

You get phalli. Phalli everywhere

I insert a phallus.

You get a very pleased looking Keeper of Secrets who offers you to go an a adventure with it.

I insert a complete study ancient erotic depictions.