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 korbenn wrote:
You get a very pleased looking Keeper of Secrets who offers you to go an a adventure with it.

I insert a complete study ancient erotic depictions.

You get an album of my nudie pics - which I'm gunna want back after you're done with them, thanks.

I insert an Imperial Guardsman named Davey Marlin and his pet Squig Snuffles.

You get a souring goth.

I inserted the Jews.

You get angry Lewis Black.
So Lewis Black, really.

I insert Studio Ghibli

You get something that isn't a face.

Inserted Boatmurdered.

Receive Sarsotan Vampires.

Insert gumballs.

You get a DVD of Ricky Ho: The story of Ricky.

I insert a Northern Irish Lesbian.

You get a Carnasaur.

I insert Tony Blair.

You get a written accusation of trying to turn this into a political tread. The paper is from the house of parliament.

I insert an internet troll.

You get a much more pleasant Enraged bloodthirsty fantasy troll with a taste for human flesh that's just crawled out of the bog of eternal stench. And it's still extremely pleasant by comparison.

I insert the gun korbenn's avatar is holding.

You receive an NES blaster.

I insert Sly Marbo's tassled dagger.

You get a BFS.

I inserted the Buster Sword.

You get a busted sword.

I insert Wood Elves.

You get an Army Book that is three editions behind the Warhammer rulebook.

I insert Emma Watson.

You get 10 points.

Inserted nothing at all"

You receive nothing....


.......or did you?

I insert a terribly painted Forgeworld Reaver Titan kit I got of ebay. It is covered in the thickest coat of email paint ever seen on a model and it is glued together with too much, two componend epoxy resin glue.

You get insight as to the true meaning of "for advanced modellers only."

I insert too many miniatures.

You clog the machine. An Ork Bigmek appears behind you, fixes the machine and presents you with the repair bill. You have to pay 300 Ork Teef. Failing to comply within 3 weeks will get you handed over to the Painboy as a test subject.

I insert a prestine Ork Custom shoota. Its painted, oiled, adjusted and shinned to perfection.

You get a rusty knife with no handle.

I insert Godzilla.

You get the son of Godzilla, Minilla.

I insert an improvised comedy.

You get a Titan with 3 heads, Larry, Moe, and Curly.

I insert 1st edition AD&D.

You get a small porcelain cat. It has been looted by Orks.

I insert a Games Workshop Gift card word 20 euro's.

You get a 20mm round base and the left leg of a limited edition Space Marine captain.

I insert Pharell Williams.

You get happy.

Inserted an ork.

You get a Squig who has been painted red.

I insert a Pacific rim Jaeger.

You get a back issue of Atlantic Monthly.

I insert a softball.

You get an Eldar football.

I insert a bicycle.

You get Pee Wee Herman.

I insert a Snickerdoodle.

 JB wrote:
You get Pee Wee Herman.

I insert a Snickerdoodle.

You get a euphemism.

I insert a Void Whale.

You get starship Scotland.

I insert a minion.

You recieve an Onion.

I insert the last good Chestnut Ink.