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You get arrested for robbing my collection of paint.

I insert Stronghold Assault and a pair of Tom Kirby's boxer shorts.

You get a Games Workshop V.I.P pass. Too bad it has no use whatsoever.

I insert the new Gorkanaut, an Morkanaut and one that is a 50/50 combination of both.

You receive a slightly bemused squig.

I insert Mat Ward.

You get abducted by the Inqusition for aiding a heretic.
I insert a clock

You get a cook.

I insert a zombie.

You get Matt Ward.

I insert pumpkins.

You get Hargrid.

Inserted the Pope.

You get Nigel Farage.

I insert a duck.

You get fear itself.

I inserted BOOLIT.

You get set aflames!

I instert the infamous Insane Clown Posse and 10 juggalos to boot.

You receive a box of zombies.

I insert a case of Moosehead.

You get a case of Moose heads.

I insert Mary Sue

You get married.

I insert all my old unused skullz and collectacards.

You get thrones.

Inserted a pumpkin.

You get a load of unpopular wargear cards.

I insert all my leftover bits of sprue.

You receive a Sternguard Veteran Squad box set.

I insert my friend.

You get batman
I insert Tony Stark

You get Iron Warriors.

I insert Forbidden Planet.

You get The day the Earth stood still on VHS

I insert a copy of Valiant Hearts: The Great War

You get Fire Warrior.

I insert Asmodai.

You get Azazel

I insert my will to live.

You get an autographed picture of William Rollings McMahon.

I insert Bob Olley.

You get a case of the scrunts.

I insert Andy Chambers.

Andy Chambers morphs into Matt Ward.

I insert the 13th Dragoons standard

You get the book of grudges.

I insert Kickstarter.

You get a Dreamforge Leviathan.

I insert a Dust Tactics Jaght Luther.

You get Chutes & Ladders Cthulu edition.

I insert Epic.

You receive a full-scale operational Titan Legio.

I insert 10p.

You receive 17 Japanese Yen and a kiss from Kazuo Hirai.

I insert a Finecast Ork Shock Attack Gun.

You get a Ork yelling about his stolen bitz.

I insert the Markman's Honor.