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You receive a 500 lb bag full of master-crafted bolters, plasma pistols, and special weapons.

I insert the whole of an ork Waagh.

You get free Fungus beer and Squig sandwiches for live.

I insert set of fine hobby tools

You get a hardware store.

I inserted the jews.

You get outdated construction equipment.

I insert a vegan.

You get Phil Kelly.

I insert a hive city.

You get Megacity 1.

I insert a copy of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom menace PC game.

You get The Medic.

I inserted knight model's resin.

You get ten million air bubbles holding hands.

I insert Terror Planet.

You get a Tower of Terror.

I insert Soviet Russia

You get Chaos Dwarves with big hats.

I insert a pile of wood chips.

You get chiped beef wrapped around logs.

I insert a puppy!

You receive a Direwolf.

I insert a primed grenade.

You get a pineapple.

I insert Codex: Necrons.

You get metal boxes

I insert a DVD of Where the Dead go to Die.

You receive a DVD of Dead ALIVE!

I insert my last dollar.

You receive an Orks last Tooth. He wants it back.

I insert an 15 year old spraycan of Citadel colour Skull white

A dust-spray can pops out.

I insert you.

Nnebrok, the evil twin steps out of the machine, deposes Tom Kirby, and works to turn GW into a truly evil company.

I insert a jar of Nutella.

You get a couple of nicotine patches.

Inserted a paintbrush.

You get a Citadel Spray Gun.

I insert an Ork.

You receive a WAAAGH! of rowdy Londoners pissed about the World Cup.

I insert my brother and a sofa. With him on the sofa.

You get your mother in a sexy pose with nothing on.

I insert all the mind floss and brain bleach so you suffer that image for a while.

You get a grinning daemonette wearing a top hat.

I insert Mr. Bean.

You get the world's most hilarious compact video tape ever!

I insert murica.

You get muricans. All of 'em.

I insert Paul Sawyer.

You get Tom Sawyer.

I insert Mat Ward's personal Catacomb Command Barge.

You get Dreadfleet.

I insert Gorka-Morka.

You get stabbed.

I inserted John Lennon.

You get Yesterday and Yoko Ono.

I insert a Mountain Dew.

You get Tullamore Dew.

I insert the grinning daemonette's top hat and a highly pleased grinn of my own before leavening with the daemonette. This can only end well.