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You get a resin effigy of Mr. Peanut.

I insert Sir Paul McCartny.

You get him back along with a rude note about putting gak into vending machines.

I insert Kharn the Betrayer's lesser known pacifistic brother, Khare.

You get a Khare Bear, of course.

I insert the Gordon Highlanders.

You get a GW death squad, sent by my evil twin brother Nnebrok who is now president of Games Workshop. Thier orders are to bring him your head. (Funny how he is the clean shaven brother and I am the one with the goate.)

I insert my Epsilon Warriors army background.

You get a rejection letter signed by Jervis.

I insert Jervis.

You get a rejection letter from God. Also the devil does'nt want him either.

I insert my collection of old White Dwarf magazines and as a free bonus my collection of old PC game magazines.

You get some Airfix kits.

I inserted spiderman.

You get a 5 foot long spider with a face.

I insert my glorious return to warhammer

You get tabled by a ten year old.

I insert unpainted miniatures.

You get the exact quantity of paint that would have been needed to paint them.

I insert an AC-130U Spooky gunship and an Ork Mekboy.

You get a loota. He's angry.

I inserted a vegetarian who respects people who eat meat.

You get another imaginary creature called a Unicorn.

I insert ten snotlings and a Q-Tip.

You get a fat Grot with a white fluffy mustache.

I give the loota a swift kick in the head and tell him to go help the mekboy. I then insert the confussed loota.

you get some Cygnaertian Trencher Commandos.

Inserted the Jews.

You get a bunch of left-wing radicals telling you to be politically correct

I insert a bunch of conservative politicians

You get the Jews back.

I insert Iron Man.

You get an Iron Can

I insert a unit of Genestealers

You get Space Hulk.

I insert the Perry twins.

You gat a rat from the desert.

I inserted said rat.

You get a most delightful hat made from said rat.

I insert a small child's belief in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and favorite cartoon character.

The machine stutters, and you hang around for a few hours. Out pops a container labeled dreams, which promptly drops and shatters. You now have shattered dreams.

I insert an Imperial Lasgun.

You get a Storm Bolter.

I insert the Emprah.

You get Macha, boobs, whiskey, porno, heresy, a natural twenty, xenos love, a fallen paladin of sorts, chainmail on the armor on the floor, and -4 STR.

I inserted a Tau Fireblade.

You get nothing. For the greater good.

I insert a Kangaroo.

You get Tony Abbott and a Drop Bear.

I insert Tim Howard.

You get Howard the Duck.

I insert Inquisitor Leon Virtanen.

You get xeno porn

I insert macha

You get a postcard from Machu-Piccu.

I insert The World Cup.

you get the opposite of Atlantis.
I insert a space marine terminator.

You get an Ah-Nuld Terminator. It will never stop hunting you.

I insert LV-426.