40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**the shrouded lord**

a face hugger jumps out of the machine.
I trick the terminator into falling into the machine.

**snurl**

You get a CD. It is a recorded message from Ah-nuld saying:"ahll be Bak!"

I insert Ridley Scott.

**sing your life**

You get a delayed reaction.

I inserted the film A Hard Days Night.

**snurl**

You get a black and white overworked dog.

I insert the Monkees.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a pack of monkeys, out for your flesh.

I insert a selfie.

**korbenn**

You get an attention whore.

I insert a good tall drink.

**snurl**

You receive another round.

I insert Sea Monkeys.

**sing your life**

You get a sizable pile of excrement.

I insert Thomas the tank engine.

**snurl**

You get an even bigger pile of excrement.

I insert facebook.

**korbenn**

You drown the world in excrement.

I insert the critique of all reason.

**snurl**

You get a Wiki.

I insert a Wookie.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a half dozen ewoks.

I insert Jar Jar and a note requesting it be fixed or destroyed.

JB

You receive Jar Jar back with an invoice stating that he has been updated to version 2.0. The invoice bills you for 20,000 Republic Dataries. Note that Jar Jar is now TWICE as annoying.

I insert a chainsword with the chain blade running.

**snurl**

you receive a chainsaw, with the blade running.

I insert a Hockey mask.

**korbenn**

You and your partner get killed by a maniac with a machette the next time you have sex.

I insert the Mario brothers.

**Tigurius**

You'd get the Princess, but she's in another castle.

I insert a empty prometheum cannister.

**Leigen_Zero**

You get back a full promethium canister

I insert a full promethium canister

**korbenn**

You get the smell of victory.

I insert Games workshops secret internal memo detailing all the releases for this and the next year.

**snurl**

You get Fan Fiction.

I insert used bottle rockets.

**korbenn**

You get a coupon for a big mac for cleaning up fireworks.

I insert an angry werewolf

**snurl**

You get dog soldiers.

I insert Napalm.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a Skaven Warpfire Thrower

I insert Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock series.

**snurl**

You Receive Gottrek & Felix: The wonder Years

I insert an Anne Rice novel.

**korbenn**

You get the Twilight series and a book of matches.

I insert the complete works of Clive Barker

**snurl**

You get a box to open.

I insert Mr. Mercedes.

**korbenn**

You receive a letter...

I insert The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

**snurl**

You receive Index Astartes.

I insert free will.

**ATXMILEY**

You recieve a dildo

I insert GW's financial report

**snurl**

You receive a comic book.

I insert aluminum cans.

**sultanare**

You recieve an Imperial Knight.

I insert a Hrud.