40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a homebrew codex.

I insert female Thor.

JB

You received six Squats and a wooden nickel.

I insert a combat servitor and a Chihuahua.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a fine red mist and a message: Please do not insert rodents and weapons again.

I read this message and insert a capybara and a battle ax.

**snurl**

You get Margaret Thatcher.

I insert Captain America.

**baxter123**

You get tasty thigh fillets and a shield.

i insert a model t ford

**Leigen_Zero**

You get back a model of a model T ford
(scale unknown)

I insert a pint of roofing tar

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a can of Diet Roofing Tar.

I insert cat.

**snurl**

You get scratched up in the attempt, and receive a band aid and +1 wisdom.

I insert Ascerak.

**baxter123**

You get back a Warhammer model version of it.

I insert a dime.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a Mat Ward Bobblehead.

I insert Dawn of War 2.

**snurl**

You get Super Mario Brothers.

I insert Daggerfall.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a quest to go to Morrowind.

I sit down and seek to move the vending machine's iron heart with a tale of love, betrayal, battle, and redemption. I then insert the dying words of the hero.

**snurl**

You receive one Bourbon, one Scotch, and one Beer.

I insert Malifaux.

**baxter123**

You get a warhammer rulebook with the loving words of Matt Ward; sucker.

I insert a massive brain

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a can of dead brain cells.

I insert Codex: Bob.

**snurl**

You get Codex: Fimir

I insert GuardsmanBob.

**baxter123**

You get a Necron Warrior.

I insert the entire series of Doctor Who

**sing your life**

You get a card with a 6 drawn on it.

I inserted a Eldar who died and came back to life.

**Overlord Thraka**

You get a greasy Eldar Helmet. (He used to much hairspray)

I insert a Ded Shiny Shoota

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get an instruction manual on how to assemble a M16.

I insert the Dragon Born.

**baxter123**

You get out alduin who enslaves the world.

I insert the entirety of World War 2

**sing your life**

You get the unification of terra by the Emperor.

I inserted Menoth the Creator.

**snurl**

You get william the Bastard.

I insert smelly socks.

**sing your life**

You get a thank you note from nurgle.

I insert the Colonel-Comissar Ibram Gaunt of the Tanith Fusilers.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a 1/100 scale model of him, and if you listen closely, you can hear him screaming.

I insert Neil Armstrong (the astronaut)

**baxter123**

You get a life-size figurine with glowing red eyes.

I insert a human heart ripped out from the purest virgin.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get Mortal Kombat 2 for the Sega.

I insert some M&Ms.

**snurl**

You get a bag of Skittles.

I insert Yuengling Traditional Lager.

**baxter123**

You get Corona beer.

I insert a pumpkin that comes alive to eat people on halloween

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive the Boogyman.

I insert a vortex grenade.