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I inserted Putin.

You get excuses.

I insert the Gaza Strip.

You get Kashmir

I insert the Qoran

You get codex: CityFight

I insert 3-D glasses.

You receive a cinema coupon for a 2D film. None of which exist now.

I insert all of Wholock.

You receive Horton.

I insert chicken bones.

You get chicken meat.

I insert a yummy meat sammich

You get Monster Cocks fried chicken.

I inserted Manchester airport.

You get Manchester United.

I insert the Chicago: Bears, Cubs, White Sox, and Blackhawks and a note "please make them go away"

You get Season Tickets.

I insert Bacon.

You get a felony quantity of Methamphetamine.

I insert Snurl.

You get the new improved mega Space-Wolf Snurl on sled thing pulled by wolfy things.

I insert sing your life.

You get a male version of sing your life.

I insert five dollars in change.

You get a sandwich and coffee with no cup.

I insert Bottle Rockets.

You receive Rocket Bottles!

I insert Cadia.

You get big bare arms.

I insert the new wolf-sled thingy.

You get 14D13.6293 enraged Vikings in a flying longboat.

I insert a drunk wolf.

You get vomit.

I insert Steam's Summer Sale.

You get a Valve.

I insert a brand new finished 3D backlight Halloween attraction.

You receive technical problems, and poor reviews.

I insert cheese.

You get Codex: Space Wolves. Now with Rothsgobel Rabbits.

I insert the blood of the living.

You receive the hair of the dead.

I insert a Where is Marbo poster.

You get back a severed head with a sign saying 'Right 'Ere'

I insert a baby woodchipper

You receive a twisted copse

I insert a gallon of Ledbelcher

You receive a gallon of liquid lead.

I insert warp-snuff.

You get back an insane Queek Headtaker

I insert the finest severed Storm Trooper head around.

You get a beaky marine.

I insert the TV remote.

You get a VHS Remote

I insert a Floppy Disk

You recieve a hard disk.

I insert the written accounts of the exploits of Mathias Ward, captain of the ultramehreens.

You get the adventures of Baron Munchausen.

I insert a pencil.