You get a paper boat.

I insert a piece of lint from my pocket.

You get bits of an old granola bar from your other pocket.

I insert VIP tickets.

You get a warm towel.

I insert a coupon for buy one get one free Papa John's Pizza...

You get two half-pizzas.

I insert a golden bug.

You get 50 Rupees

I insert a Game Genie...

You get a router daemon.

I insert MD 20/20.

You get a brown paper bag.

I insert a bottle of After Shock cinnamon liquor...

You get Root Beer Barrel Schnapps.

I insert a corkscrew.

You get blood

I insert a plasma ball

You get a volleyball.

I insert a rubber band.

You get a paper clip.

I insert a highlighter...

You get a Highlander.

I insert Mordheim buildings.

You get Space Hulk tiles.

I insert Citadel plastic jungle trees...

You get Citadel Plastic Building Ruins.

I insert Steven King.

You get Richard Bachman

I insert more dakka

You get Ol' Painless.

I insert "Payback time!"...

You get a trip to the jungle that won't end well.

I insert a Colonial Marine's pulse rifle.

You get Sentry Guns.

I insert Newt.

You GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

I insert a Graboid...

You get a dalek.

I insert a snow shovel.

You receive a flamethrower.

I insert a polar bear.

You get an Arctic Cat.

I insert leaflets.

You get a leaf blower.

I insert a dice tower...

You get a chocolate fountain.

I insert a dry-erase board.

You get one hard to recognize permanent marker

I insert a bag full of spiders

You get a bag full of webs.

I insert Raid bug spray...

You get Black Flag.

I insert the stuffing.

You receive a peaceful thanksgiving dinner.

I insert an Agoniser

You get an antagonist.

I insert air freshener.

You get baking soda.

I insert day old sushi...

You get the outhouse door from a Chinese shrimp boat.

I insert my keyboard.

You get 20,000 Razor advertisements shoved in a metal mailbox

I insert a Man's Man

You get Old Spice aftershave.

I insert Terry Crews...

You get Terry Cloth.

I insert dishwashing liquid.

You get a wave of foamy bubbles

I insert a collection of colorful fall leaves

You get a naked tree.

I insert snow...

You get black ice.

I insert a whole Blackstone Fortress (don't even ask how I got it to fit into the machine...).

You get your wallet back.

I insert grot tanks.

You get red paint.

I insert Devlin Mud...

You get an Eldar War-Unicycle

I insert a pair of Adepticon tickets

You get a pair of Ozzfest tickets.

You get

I insert something...

You get nothing

I insert a scalpel

You get a bio-tendril

I insert a bucket of rainwater

Oow baby you get drowned.

Ai insert dakka!

You get gubbins.

I insert choppas...

You get Grocery Store Sushi

I insert an M3 Lee battle tank

You get blown.

Ai insert orkzes.

You get boxes.

I insert gunpowder.

You get some greent tea

I insert a handful of Ultramar Souvenirs

You get some moon rocks.

I insert sand.

You get dust.

I insert lichen...

You get Liches!

I insert Seraphim.

You get Cherubim!

I insert 1000 French protesters.

You get a UN labeled police baton

I insert Goblin Green paint

You get base edges.

I insert red wheels.

You get BIKES!

I insert flames...

You get Burnnaz!

I insert a Rokkit.

You get Flash Gitz.

I insert a Snazzgun...

You get BlingKannons

I insert a box of spent brass shell casings

You get a check from the recycling center.

I insert jumper cables.

You get a jump rope!

I insert a bottle of Don Julio 1942.

You get a worm.

I insert salt and a lime wedge...

You get another shot of Petron.

I insert a Prarie Fire.

You get great balls of fire.

I insert a bowl of brandy-spiked Egg Nog.

You receive a sexually aroused hormagaunt.

I insert a gene-seed sample from one of the stricken Marine Legions.

You get Kroot.

I insert Tau.

You get Vespid.

I insert Hrud...

You get worms

I insert a Grot Tank

You get a Chinese copy of a Grot Tank. Its turret cannon breaks and it smells faintly of black bean sauce.

I insert my secret love-picture of Jennifer Lawrence.

You get a memory cube labelled "Tau Girls: Wet and Wild!"

I insert an official Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! recaf mug.

You get the smallest detail.

I insert the little things...

You get sweet nothings.

I insert a western saddle.

You get a Rough Rider wearing an Old West-themed uniform.

I insert a RT era Squats army.

You get no support from Games Workshop.

I insert Asdrubael Vect...

You get a captive and slave.

I insert Mad Donna.

You get a leopard.

I insert code

you get product

I insert an exact model of Holy Terra

You get a 1/8 scale model of the Golden Throne with a posable God-Emperor of Mankind figure.

I insert a Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt trading card ...

You get bubble gum.

I insert brown paint.

You get drybrushed.

I insert 7 Swans-a-Swimming.

You get 7 swan shaped blight grenades.

I insert a candy cane...

You get five golden rings.

I insert a figgy pudding.

You get 3 days rations of corpsestarch. Eat hearty, soldier!

I insert 1 days ration of corpsestarch.

You get shot.

Ai insert a killer bee; a vespid stingwing and a slag deposit.

You get an AMC Hornet.

I insert the skulls of virtue.

You die.

Ai insert a yellow snowman.

You get 3 gallons of urine.

I insert a dozen brass empties from the Commisoner's bolt pistol.

You get a highlighted copy of the Imperial Munitorum Manual.

I insert a pot of devlan mud, wrapped with a red bow.

You get slim shady, the real slim shady.

I insert tidings of comfort and joy.

You get a voxcaster.

I insert visions of sugarplums.

You get a headache.

I insert leftovers...

You get a Penal Battalion trooper.

I insert Ratling sniper.

You get a Hobbit.

I insert a goblin...

You get Gnoblars.

I insert Gretchin.

You get a German ex-wife.

I insert 2 pounds of Night Goblin madcap mushrooms.

You get arrested for narcotics possession & distribution.

I insert my lawyer's business card...

You get a slap on the wrist.

I insert a foul ball.

You get extra latrine duty.

I insert a RT-era Zoat miniature.

You get fimir.

I insert a squat in exo armor on trike with lance.

You get a Mantic Dwarf Warrior standing next to a plastic toy alligator.

I insert a spiky Blood Bowl ball.

You get Band-Aids.

I insert Neosporin...

You get a dead Nurgling.

I insert a Daemonette of Slaneesh claw.

You get melted butter and coleslaw.

I insert leftover cookies.

you get a tin of biscuits

I insert Agincourt

You get Divorce Court.

I insert Stranger Things.

You get a stranger's thing.

I insert the Upside Down...

You get the land of Fantasia

I insert organic water

You get a Water Caste Tau.

I insert a Mark VI "Beakie" marine helmet.

You get a jump pack.

I insert plastic trees.

You get a model train

I insert spent brass rounds

You get a crime scene.

I insert a white chalk outline...

You get a dark red stain.

I insert a magnifying glass.

You get a closer look.

I insert Seth Meyers...

You get Michael Myers.

I insert cat treats.

You get Cat Scratch Fever.

I insert Ted Nugent...

You get a crossbow

I insert van halen

You get a Stratocaster.

I insert coffin lid shields.

You get Kite Shields

I insert the Book of Lorgar

You get Gal Vorbak.

I insert the Necroteuch...

You get Cherubael.

I insert a Grey Knight Nemesis force halberd ...

You get a dent in the drop pod ceiling.

I insert a weasel.

You get the minister of Weseltown

I insert an ice mage

You get a yellow snow cone.

I insert a lemon wedge...

You get some salt and a shot.

I insert binoculars.

You get a Delta X 2000/6 Real time Spectrum Analyzer.

I insert KJB Security Covert Surveillance Sunglasses...

You get a black suit and the knowledge that there are aliens living on Earth.

I insert a Noisy Cricket.

You get a Deathwatch Xenophase blade.

I insert an AdMech Plasma Caliver.

You get kitchen gadgets.

I insert the Black Watch.

You get winter.

I insert a new trailer...

You get a double-wide.

I insert a castellan.

You get a wall

I insert Iron and Stone

You get a Dwarf Iron-Breaker.

I insert a hunk of hair and a piece of bone.

You get archeology.

I insert forensics...

You get a clue.

I insert plasma weapons.

You gets hot!

I insert a 3 plus invuln save...

You die.*

I insert an AdMech canticle.

*Seriously, I can't make the 3+ on my Deathwatch Storm Shield vets. Paying the points is a waste.

You get a hentai tentacle.

I insert grots.

You get gretchin

I insert a hair squig

You get a Critter form the 1980's movie Critters.

I insert a Gremlin...

You get a Gizmo.

I insert my pants.

You get frostbite.

I insert an extra layer...

You get buried.

I insert Lemmings.

You get a battered Amiga console

I insert a Sea Otter

You get a new pair of mittens.

I insert a box of toffe

You get an empty box.

I insert Simple Green...

You get green stuff.

I insert an ultrasonic cleaner.

You get blinged out!

I insert a Flava Flav Clock Necklace...

You get alarmed.

I insert Canadian beer.

You get a better Imperial-issued Beer with less fillers and freedom.

I insert a Prism

You get fractured light.

I insert a disco ball...

You get a fooseball.

I insert a bagel.

You get shmear.

I insert lox...

You get keys.

I insert pulled pork Bar-B-Q.

You get smoke

I insert Mr. Bean

You get Absolutly Fabulous.

I insert a chicken dragon.

You get a dragon egg.

I insert a Denver omelet...

You get a frozen chicken

I insert a recast Titan

You get disappointed.

I insert the neighbor's dog.

You get a dog tag.

I insert Meow Mix...

You get Friskies.

I insert a gallon of gas.

You get a carbon emission.

I insert a Polar Vortex.

You get a popsicle.

I insert the Lombardi trophy.

You get thousands of grumpy fans

I insert armor piercing submuntions.

You get a torpedo.

I insert a submarine menu.

You get a Hero sandwich.

I insert a cellophane frill toothpick...

You get a deli.

I insert a MAGA hat.

You get a white blouse

I insert a collection of Helium Baloons

You get a Zeppelin.

I insert a pony.

You get a petting zoo.

I insert the location of the treasure on Oak Island.

You find god.

I insert a monkey's fist.

You get pooh flung at you.

I insert a map showing the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.

You get Jeraldo Rivera.

I insert Kenny Baker.

You get Kenny Rogers!

I insert your mother.

You get a small tombstone.

I insert flowers.

You get potpourri.

I insert Febreze...

You get a mask.

I insert a rubber band.

You get an alternative to a Bathroom Pass

I insert 9 inch nails

You get Green Days.

I insert an 8-track cartridge.

You get Three Dog Night.

I insert The Mueller Report.

You get the Kinsey report.

I insert 2 cups of flour, 1 tsp of salt, and half a stick of butter.

You get the Clinton Report. Blam!

I insert a Parasaur

You get a Parisol.

I insert a Jetbike.

You get a guest spot on 'Pimp my Ride'.

I insert Yogi and Boo-Boo with a picnic basket.

You get an average bear.

I insert Several small furry animals gathered in a cave and grooving with a pict.

You get some disturbing Fursona fanfic

I insert a Care Bear

You get a grizzly bear.

I insert returnable bottles.

You get some old Terran coins

I Insert a primaris marine

You get 9th edition Warhammer 40k.

I insert Oldhammer...

You get metal!

I insert a Goblobber.

You get a goblin to the face

I insert a Black Templar longsword

You get Blackblade. (See Blue Oyster Cult)

I insert the skulls of my enemies.

You get a really funky charm bracelet!

I insert all the product Trump uses in a year to manage that "thing" on his head.

You get a case of WD-40.

I insert shoulder pads.

You get a Zoot Suit

I insert a Chibi Abbandon figurine

You get Reaper Mouselings.

I insert the Eye of Terror.

You get Sauron.

I insert the Teletubbies.

You get Tzench

I insert the Wiggles

You get the heebie-jeebies.

I insert an official GW figure-holder.

You get a wine cork.

I insert really old space marine water slide transfers...

You get a ticket to a water park.

I insert a deep dish Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza.

You get hungry turtles.

I insert canned beer.

You get a 30-pack of Busch Light.

I put in Ice-T.

You get Mr. T.

I insert greenstuff.

You get tentacles.

I insert Hentai...

You get tentacles.

I insert a broken alternator.

You get an alternate Universe.

I insert the one ring to rule them all.

You get two rings that rule nothing.

I insert a Baja Blast.

You get Mexican Firecrackers.

I insert a blacklight.

You get a fleshlight.

I insert Fulgrim.

You get a pilgrim.

I insert the emperor.

You get Carl Tuttle.

I insert Lords & Heroes...

You get a rod of Lordly Might.

I insert THACO.

You get a visit from the Dungeon Master.

I insert my son's college tuition bill.

You get your son back at home living with you for the next ten years.

I insert a half charged lasrifle battery pack.

You get Caiphas Cain.

I insert Yarrick's power klaw...

You get Clifford Skridlow's alter ego, Dr. Detroit.

I insert a giant Stay Puft marshmallow man.

You get Ghostvusters 2

I insert a single haypenny

God blesses you.

I insert french toast.

You get a charred communal wafer from Notre Dame...too soon?

I insert Smaug.

you get a well used fleshlight with "You are the Emperor's Favorite" written on the side in black marker

I insert an Armored Fighting Vehicle

You get a gallon of track grease.

I insert an unemployed chemist.

You get a meth head.

I insert Pikachu.

You get Sonic.

I insert Nicholas Cage...

You get a force cage.

I insert a filter wrench.

You get a pack of unfiltered cigarettes.

I insert Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

You get a Silver Hammer.

I insert Machine Head.

You get a heart of glass.

I insert the Playboy Mansion.

You get unmentionables.

I insert the Winchester Mansion.

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You get unmentionables.

I insert the Winchester Mansion.

You get a Tesseract Labyrinth.

I insert a C'tan Shard.

You get a stripper named Crystal.

I insert a big block chevy.

You get a terrific paperweight

I insert a BMP-1

You get a jpeg2000.

I insert the map.

You get marked with an "X".

I insert Keith Richards' liver.

You get Tim Leary's brain cells.

I insert binoculars.

you get a microscope.

I insert 1CHF

You get converted.

I insert a case of 2008 Dom Perignon.

You get a lot of corks stuck in your ceiling.

I insert Jimmy Fallon.

You get your ass kissed.

I insert a quart jar of Carolina Reaper peppers.

You get a quart jar of Carolina clear liquid. Good for what ails ya.

I insert some thermite.

You get a pile of rubble

I insert a small jade buddha statue.

You get reincarnated as a squirrel.

I insert Mothra.

You get a lightbulb.

I insert a golden idol.

You get Billy Idol.

I insert a stack of buttered flapjacks, smothered in real Maple Syrup and a side order of crispy bacon.

You get an Egg McMuffin.

I insert hot coffee.

You get a Starbucks barista apron.

I insert Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

You get Peg Bundy.

I insert wood stain.

You get shellacked.

I insert Dudley Do-Right.

You get Penelope Pitstop.

I insert Major Hochstetter.

You get sent to the Eastern front.

I insert the shaved hair from a full grown male Sasquatch.

You get fun fur.

I insert the Loch Ness Monster.

You find Nemo!

I insert the embalmed, preserved corpse of Vladimir Lenin.

You get Madame Tussaud.

I insert pure Dwarvenite.

You get a jar of Vegemite.

I insert a fish slap.

You get two fish slaps.

I insert a rabid weasel.

You "RUN AWAY!"

I insert a monthy Python reference.

You get a shrubbery.

I insert an outdated calendar.

You get outdated coupons.

I insert a Whopper.

You get a Big Mac.

I insert some coffee beans.

You get Expresso.

I insert a small piece of paper.

You get a Post-it.

I insert a shrunken head.

You get Viagra.

I insert contrast paint.

You get a Pollock painting.

I insert my newly earned Viagra pills.

You ger 'ard boyz.

I insert a sandcastle.

You get ruined hopes and damnation

I insert a single 308. Lapula

You get a stern talking too by a police officer about gun safety.

I insert a speech from Winston Churchill.

You get beaten up on the beaches, on the cliffs, on the hills and on the streets

I insert a Gibson Les Paul

You get a g-string.

I insert a small salad.

You get tossed.

I insert a whoopee cushion.

You reap a whirlwind.

I insert a Whirlwind.

You receive a Dorothy.

I insert a tin man.

You get Tin Shears

I insert a medium

You get a false prophecy.

I insert a smoke detector.

You catch fire.

I insert a Teletubby

You receive a Tamagotchie.

I insert a fire extinguisher (cause who needs it when you already catched fire).

You get fired for making a mess

I insert a picture of Jeremy Corbyn

You get a dick pic from Boris Johnson.

I insert a Star Wars DVD.

You get a dick slap from Yoda.

I insert some broccoli.

You get 8 essential vitamins and iron.

I insert peanut butter.

You get jelly.

I insert the cure for Herpes.

You get syphilis.

I insert a pancake.

You get a hand full of maple syrup

I insert a stick of Old Spice

You get a withered and expired chilli pepper

I insert a plum

You get a peach.

I insert a taco.

You get diarrhea.

I insert a shipping container.

You get human trafficking

I insert a Nova Cannon

You get to fire the starting gun at a Villanova Track meet.

I insert Tina Turner.

You get a Nutbush street sign.

I insert my broken monitor.

You get a broker Merrimac.

I insert a platter of freshly cooked Chicken and Waffles...nom, nom.

You get Shoo Fly Pie.

I insert duck sauce.

You get crunchy noodles

I insert a hamburger

You get a pizza.

I insert some nuts and bolts.

You get a Man Of Mecchano

I insert a key (but not the correct one)

You get a piano (in the wrong key)

I insert a rocket

You get an eagle.

I insert a water bomb.

You get a balloon.

I insert cotton candy.

You get a Funnel Cake.

I insert a rabid French Poodle.

You get a wild hare.

I insert aluminum.

You are foiled.

I insert a fish.

You get a Fish Slap from a Ninevehite

I insert a live bolt round necklace