40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a pilgrim.

I insert the emperor.

**gruebot**

You get Carl Tuttle.

I insert Lords & Heroes...

**snurl**

You get a rod of Lordly Might.

I insert THACO.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a visit from the Dungeon Master.

I insert my son's college tuition bill.

JB

You get your son back at home living with you for the next ten years.

I insert a half charged lasrifle battery pack.

**gruebot**

You get Caiphas Cain.

I insert Yarrick's power klaw...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Clifford Skridlow's alter ego, Dr. Detroit.

I insert a giant Stay Puft marshmallow man.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get Ghostvusters 2

I insert a single haypenny

**snurl**

God blesses you.

I insert french toast.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a charred communal wafer from Notre Dame...too soon?

I insert Smaug.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a well used fleshlight with "You are the Emperor's Favorite" written on the side in black marker

I insert an Armored Fighting Vehicle

**snurl**

You get a gallon of track grease.

I insert an unemployed chemist.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a meth head.

I insert Pikachu.

**gruebot**

You get Sonic.

I insert Nicholas Cage...

**snurl**

You get a force cage.

I insert a filter wrench.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a pack of unfiltered cigarettes.

I insert Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

**snurl**

You get a Silver Hammer.

I insert Machine Head.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a heart of glass.

I insert the Playboy Mansion.

**snurl**

You get unmentionables.

I insert the Winchester Mansion.

**Ancestral Hamster**

snurl wrote:
You get unmentionables.

I insert the Winchester Mansion.

You get a Tesseract Labyrinth.

I insert a C'tan Shard.

**snurl**

You get a stripper named Crystal.

I insert a big block chevy.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a terrific paperweight

I insert a BMP-1

**snurl**

You get a jpeg2000.

I insert the map.

**BigWaaagh**

You get marked with an "X".

I insert Keith Richards' liver.

**snurl**

You get Tim Leary's brain cells.

I insert binoculars.

**Not Online!!!**

you get a microscope.

I insert 1CHF

**BigWaaagh**

You get converted.

I insert a case of 2008 Dom Perignon.

**snurl**

You get a lot of corks stuck in your ceiling.

I insert Jimmy Fallon.

**BigWaaagh**

You get your ass kissed.

I insert a quart jar of Carolina Reaper peppers.

**snurl**

You get a quart jar of Carolina clear liquid. Good for what ails ya.

I insert some thermite.