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Post by: Zookie
Imagine you have become a marked man or woman by a international crime syndicate and terrorist organization. You have been relocated to a remote location but you may have had your location comprised. Who would you chose to provide your security (assuming each group would come with the gear you would expect them to pack and they are absolutely loyal to you).
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Post by: Ascalam
A unit of 10 Incubi, with Klaivex.
Because badass.
Or hell, just Drahzar.
Failing that a Haemonculi ancient, and wracks.
Death is only a minor inconvenience, and the crime syndicate would then have his Coven, and possibly the whole of Commoragh, to reckon with while I got resurrected.
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Post by: Jimsolo
Haemonculi and wracks sounds like a good bet.
Honestly though, most any of these are badass enough to protect me from an international crime syndicate.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
I voted otherч. 2 GK... PALADINS. their isn't anything as badass as paladins.
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Post by: MaCa
A maxed unit of 20 daemonettes. Don't judge
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Post by: Bobthehero
10 DKoK Grenadiers, suddently there's earthwork fortifications wherever I go, I get elite troops that will happily die to keep me alive, and I can just requisition an extra uniform to blend with them.
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Post by: Kerrathyr
Other.
A small contingent of Custodes.
Being them unavailable, five GK Paladins.
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Post by: 2x210
I'm pretty sure a single Space Marine would trump any crime syndicate unless we are talking about some 40k esque mafia in that case full Wolf Guard Terminator Squad or Sly Marbo
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Post by: SarisKhan
10 CSM. I would sit there and keep laughing as they were destroying the criminals, and then we would sacrifice their souls to the Dark Gods.
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Post by: ansacs
Any of those options would be pretty good. I personally would want a full jetbike warlock council. They would probably burn themselves out in no time flat but...I get to keep the jetbikes right?
Seriously a vindicare assassin would be the way to go. He could eliminate the syndicate in no time flat.
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Post by: Selym
I'd take the CSM out of those. Warp majyks 'n' all.
Otherwise I'd go for either Nurgle or Slaanesh daemons, and try to get my soul corrupted so that I may become like them.
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Post by: nutty_nutter
I was going to go with the tactical squad but then I had a vision.
either a full squad of sternguard, or a full squad of Terminators, half and half. I'd then send half the terminators hunting for the syndicate
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Post by: Amoras
As big a spaceship i can get.
Fleeing from the planet seems the safest way.
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Post by: knas ser
Fully serious answer - Dire Avengers with Exarch. Even just the Dire Avengers are brilliant warriors with tremendous discipline and very fast reflexes (higher Iinit than SMs) which is what you want in bodyguards. And the Exarch is basically an endlessly re-incarnating collection of the souls of great warriors of the past and a phenomenal leader and combatant.
Slightly less serious answer but only just, I would go with the orks. It's very, very hard to guard against a determined assassin. With the orks I'm almost certain to die but my final days are going to be hilarious. If you've got to go, go with a smile.
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Post by: Otto Weston
Haemonculus for sure... even if you get killed he'll bring you back if you've made sure to give him a finger first.
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Post by: Wyzilla
My bodyguards would be ten Chaos Space Marines of Slaanesh carrying a million progenoid glands from any Space Marine Chapter for me to sacrifice and gain Princehood from Slaanesh.
I love loopholes.
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Post by: sing your life
I'd have 10 company masters just in case.
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Post by: Flinty
Marines don't need to sleep, have autosenses so you can't sneak up on them and would need to be hit by anti tank weapons to be sure of a kill.
on the other hand if your position has been compromised, then you would need to move to avoid the airstrike, so maybe a bike squad of some kind. Or veterans in a land raider.
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Post by: Da krimson barun
A WAAAAAAAAAGH!Den I can stomp dese boys dat want me krumped and take over Dirt.Or is it called earth?blue,green planet dats wot its called.
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Post by: Brother Payne
Telion's scout squad. Stealth an skills
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Post by: Unit1126PLL
The Adeptus Mechanicus, specifically the Auxilia Myrmidon. War Savants, with cybernetic instrumentation rivaling the best in the Imperium, with machine-augmented bodies putting Space Marines to shame (seriously play one in Dark Heresy alongside Deathwatch Marines, and laugh at your ridiculous indestructibility). Autosenses to detect an intruder from kilometers away, hidden, pistol-sized weapons designed to shoot holes in tanks. Blades and guns waving about them on the tips of ultra-flexible mechadendrites and servo-arms prepared to crush a man's bones to dust or lift a battletank onto its side.
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
A Bloodthirster.
COME AT ME BRO!
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Post by: MarsNZ
A tactical squad of 10 Movie Marines please. For some reason I wanna rewatch Predator 2
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Post by: Brother Payne
Actually I change my answer - I'd stick myself in a war hound. Who gives a sh** if they know my position
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Post by: djones520
I'd take a squad of Striking Scorpions. The skills to hunt down the killers before they got to me, and the armor to protect me.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Titan legion
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Post by: Yonan
It'd have to be a squad of Sisters of Battle.
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Post by: Selym
Best answer yet
Do they come with or without Skitarii?
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Post by: Wyzilla
Although I'd also point out as well that this crime syndicate/terrorist cell is unlikely to even have weapons capable of wounding or killing an Astartes, or Eldar for that matter. Orks might die simply being straightforward. Otherwise the Syndicate's screwed. Royally.
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Post by: KommissarKiln
Why not 10-15 Necron warriors or immortals? If they are ever brought down, there's a good chance they'll return to duty after a quick 5-minute breather, especially since Trayzyn "lent" me an Overlord's res orb.
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Post by: Ashiraya
Adeptus Astartes, the original and best. Chaos or loyalist will both do.
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Post by: Idle Hands
Fully loyal?
A brood of genstealers. Amazing reflexes, tough and killy, great at hiding and unlike all the other choices, they can increase their numbers.
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Post by: knas ser
Adeptus Administratum.
"But this isn't a syndicate contract-killing approval form... Those are blue"
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Post by: Unit1126PLL
knas ser wrote:Adeptus Administratum.
"But this isn't a syndicate contract-killing approval form... Those are blue"

Bahaha! Have an exalt!
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Post by: kingleir
3 space marines.... And the landraider they are driving.
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Post by: SkavenLord
Tyrant guard and hive guard, maybe toss in a carnifex... unless I get eaten by them. In that case. It would probably be Lychguard or Riptides.
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Post by: dementedwombat
Of the choices listed the Eldar would probably be the safest bet. If I could have anything I'd take a couple stealth suits at strategic positions around my location. Those things would be terrifying for someone who didn't expect them. It's basically the Predator with a minigun.
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Post by: Ralis
I'd take a group of 10 Death wing knights, because they would increase MY toughness!
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Post by: EVIL INC
I'm thinking 10 Ogryn. THAT is a group of guys that would have serious intimidation factor and you couldnt ask for a more loyal bunch of guys who would lay down their lives for you.
of course, you walk into a bar with 10 ogryn, the bar is likely full right there and I sure wouldnt want to pick up thier tab by the end of the night. lol
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Post by: Desubot
a vindicare assassin
Just a vindicare assassin.
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Post by: ImotekhTheStormlord
A transcendant C'tan, fully loyal.
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Post by: Da krimson barun
dementedwombat wrote:Of the choices listed the Eldar would probably be the safest bet. If I could have anything I'd take a couple stealth suits at strategic positions around my location. Those things would be terrifying for someone who didn't expect them. It's basically the Predator with a minigun.
sounds like your getting tau and panzys confused.
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Post by: Mr Morden
A Culture Knife drone and the inheriant backing of its superiors.........
failing that Cain and Jurgan  or a Squad of Sisters
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Post by: thepowerfulwill
I say the fire warriors, just due to the unflinching loyalty.
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
Farsight's command team and bodygaurd....
CADRE (that's 80 teams). Nothing short of a titian legion is getting past that.
(I realize that's a bit silly, so I will just take farsight and bodygaurd team).
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Post by: necrondog99
A Sisters of Battle fire team, but one of the ones that got kicked out of the order for lewd behavior.
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Post by: Agent_Tremolo
10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
Pfft, you call that a deathstar?
10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly.
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Post by: Desubot
Its ok because my vindcare assassin will just pop you with no LOS allowed. have fun  .
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Post by: Agent_Tremolo
CthuluIsSpy wrote: Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades. I'm a deathstar. Pfft, you call that a deathstar? 10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly. That's deathstarry-er than mine, granted. Still I won't put my safety in hands of anyone with Mindshackle Scarabs. Just in case...
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
Agent_Tremolo wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote: Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
Pfft, you call that a deathstar?
10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly.
That's deathstarry-er than mine, granted. Still I won't put my safety in hands of anyone with Mindshackle Scarabs. Just in case...
Pfftt MSS are perfectly safe. Now walk into that large ominous contraption over there. I promise it won't replace your flesh with metal, I swear by my Glorious Necron Overlords.
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Post by: jy2
A unit of 10 paladins with Draigo, Coteaz and a psykabroke-toting GK techmarine.
Either that or a fully tooled-out Necron Royal Court with Overlord, 5 Lords and 5 crypteks, all decked out to the max.
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Post by: Knockagh
A squad of sisters sworn to my every command:-)
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Post by: Banzaimash
The Deathwing.
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Post by: sierra 1247
A squadron of LRBT's
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Post by: Selym
Tzeentch himself.
Failing that, Ursarkar E. Creed, and whatever his Tactical Genius needs (I will have a Baneblade hiding behind a lamp post).
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Post by: SkavenLord
Selym wrote:Tzeentch himself.
Failing that, Ursarkar E. Creed, and whatever his Tactical Genius needs (I will have a Baneblade hiding behind a lamp post).
Maybe put a Titan behind that Baneblade?
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Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae
1 member of the Adeptus Custodes.
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Post by: BoomWolf
While a host of SoB is probably the most "fun" answer
Anyone not saying Nids is just wrong about pure power (preferably genestealers, rippers or tervigons for quick number massing)
I mean yes, a bunch of paladins is amazing, and so are lychguards.
But the are FINITE, and given enough punishment they will eventually die.
A handful of nids that are 100% loyal, and you are pretty much making yourself the undisputed ruler of the world. a fully nuclear war can't stop you if they figure it out too late. (as in, after your infiltrator genestealers spread out too much)
Just make sure to mass an army and collect as much power as possible before revealing yourself as the new overlord, when they are just in the hundreds they can still be beaten by desperate measures.
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Post by: jeffersonian000
20 Battle Sisters, fully kitted. Their Faith will see me through.
SJ
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Post by: pretre
BoomWolf wrote: A handful of nids that are 100% loyal, and you are pretty much making yourself the undisputed ruler of the world. a fully nuclear war can't stop you if they figure it out too late. (as in, after your infiltrator genestealers spread out too much) Just make sure to mass an army and collect as much power as possible before revealing yourself as the new overlord, when they are just in the hundreds they can still be beaten by desperate measures.
You know what always happens to the Genestealer cultists in the end... Also, all the 'hurr SOB' folks should probably remember what happened to the last guy who tried to make them his harem.
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Post by: Trondheim
10 Veteran sternguards of the Imperial Fists
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Post by: Kaiserbudheim
Depends where I wind up. If I'm on a forest/agri-world, I'd want Gaunt and some Tanith as back-up. In the desert? Al'Rahem and a squad of Tallarn Raiders. One a jungle Deathworld? Well there's only one man for the job...Marbo!
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Post by: Mr Morden
BoomWolf wrote:While a host of SoB is probably the most "fun" answer
Anyone not saying Nids is just wrong about pure power (preferably genestealers, rippers or tervigons for quick number massing)
I mean yes, a bunch of paladins is amazing, and so are lychguards.
But the are FINITE, and given enough punishment they will eventually die.
A handful of nids that are 100% loyal, and you are pretty much making yourself the undisputed ruler of the world. a fully nuclear war can't stop you if they figure it out too late. (as in, after your infiltrator genestealers spread out too much)
Just make sure to mass an army and collect as much power as possible before revealing yourself as the new overlord, when they are just in the hundreds they can still be beaten by desperate measures.
Are you including "plot shields" in your calculations - Cain and Jurgen have killed any amount of the above  although I would have to hope their plot defences include me!!!
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Post by: Cleanse_and_burn
What are you guys talking about? All I'd want is a venerable dreadnought.... or 3. Maybe if one of them dies they can put me into it.
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Post by: Selym
SkavenLord wrote: Selym wrote:Tzeentch himself.
Failing that, Ursarkar E. Creed, and whatever his Tactical Genius needs (I will have a Baneblade hiding behind a lamp post).
Maybe put a Titan behind that Baneblade?
Nah, Titans will be on pool duty.
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Post by: BladeSwinga
A full squad of Thousand Sons with an Icon of Flame. All that dark glory and power armoured bodies should shield me from the syndicate.
Having a sorcerer in there won't hurt, either.
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Post by: Themanwiththeplan
Kerrathyr wrote:Other.
A small contingent of Custodes.
Being them unavailable, five GK Paladins.
Damn, wish I didn't vote for a Tac Squad now as yours is much better.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Other....
I'd want a full Harlequin court protecting me, including Death Jester and everyone else
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Post by: kinratha
A 10 man squad of Death watch.
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Post by: thisisnotaseriousaccount
I would recruit the entire Ordo Sinister to be my bodyguards. If you don't know who they are, they're a legion consisting of only 12 Imperator Titans whose job it is to terrify nascent rebellions into never coming to fruition, or if that fails, to crush supposedly impenetrable forces utterly in precise assaults and demonstrate the might of the Imperium. With twelve Imperators I could do whatever I liked - even a government would struggle to contend with that kind of force. Assassination attempts are prevented by my having my permanent place of residence inside one of the titans - from what I gather, there's plenty of room, and there would essentially be nowhere safer on the entire planet.
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Post by: ThePrimordial
A squad of five Castellax battle automata.
Each is a monstrous creature.
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Post by: Gogsnik
The Emperor.
Or Nork Deddog.
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Post by: ICME
Other: A full royal court with all the teks and some lords with MSS, so I can see them make people punch themselves in the face while I say, "Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself"
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Post by: KommissarKiln
Ah, yes, I must say I love Nork's fluff. He really defines what an utterly loyal and incredibly effective bodyguard should be.
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Post by: urbanevil
Voted other, it would be Lukas the Trickster, so we could have some fun on this remote island before he dispatched any issues lol.
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Post by: BaalSNAFU
Vindicare Assassin. You only need one and can pass for a human so you don't attract the attention of... the entire planet. Can't really go to work or go bar hopping with a tac squad of SMs or a crew of armed ET following you everywhere
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Post by: EVIL INC
i had mentioned the ogry for a few reasons.
1. They are HUGE and intimidating.
2. Even though they may not be as dangerous as a sace marine or custodes or genestealer, the average person would be more afraid of them anyway. This psychology would go a long way towards intimidation preventing trouble before it happened.
3. they are TOUGH. a marine's armor may stop a shotgun blast from damaging him but the psychological effect of that same shotgun blast eviscerating an ogryn where he just looks down , says "ouch that stings" and continues to pummel guys would be more effective at making your opponants run away.
4. loyalty. there is just no more loyalty to be had. Eve the dog you got as a puppy and raised with all the love and care in the world would not be half as loyal as an ogryn.No motives, no guile, only undying devotion
5. Obedience. Follow any order no matter what without any thouht whatsoever. Total trust in your judgement.
10 of thse guys, oh yeah.
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Post by: Unyielding Hunger
I don't see the option for a full 3 broods of Carnifexes... Am I the only one who thinks that would be hilarious?
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Post by: changerofways
Thousand Sons rubic marines because they do what you say without question and don't talk.
Also they fire explosive future bullets that are by the way on fire, and they can walk like an Egyptian.
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Post by: SBG
3Tyrant Guard. Nothing could harm me when surrounded by thousands of kilograms of angry meat.
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Post by: Brutal Viking
Voted other... my preference goes to the Riptide... a few of those and your worries about a crime syndicate would be over plus they wouldn't have to die for me to take 1 for a spin. If I couldn't have that the genestealers would be my plan B
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Post by: UlrikDecado
Despite my IG love, I chose 10 Chaos SM. Keep two for "security" and let rest have fun with criminal syndicate. Muhahahahahaha...  )
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Post by: BoomWolf
pretre wrote: BoomWolf wrote:
A handful of nids that are 100% loyal, and you are pretty much making yourself the undisputed ruler of the world. a fully nuclear war can't stop you if they figure it out too late. (as in, after your infiltrator genestealers spread out too much)
Just make sure to mass an army and collect as much power as possible before revealing yourself as the new overlord, when they are just in the hundreds they can still be beaten by desperate measures.
You know what always happens to the Genestealer cultists in the end...
Also, all the 'hurr SOB' folks should probably remember what happened to the last guy who tried to make them his harem.
The rules of the question mention whatever you taking being absolutely loyal to you, and as such they will do anything you tell them to, for all eternity.
The SoB will work because they follow your orders even if they don't want to, out of loyalty.
The nids work because you order them to create only more 100% loyal to you nids, meaning every single nid in existence WILL be 100% loyal to you.
You need not worry of the hive mine-in effect you ARE the hive mind.
Heck, once you gather enough nids to create higher-function ones (still 100% loyal to you) you can order them to modify YOUR OWN body to be stronger, tougher, regenerating, immortal version of itself-even give you psyker powers-and without altering your mind (because you order them to, and they MUST obey)
You are literally turning yourself into kerrigen. (except male in my case)
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Post by: Maelstrom808
Vargard Obyron is all I need and we can just teleport out if we need to GTFO.
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Post by: Voorn
A squat guild would be cool. You would get a huge number of guys all as tough as nails. You would never have to worry about money or anything being broken, ever. This would also include any custom bike or vehicle you could ever want along with any war machine possible from russes, to titans.. You would get the roudiest bunch of drinking buddies around. Your guys would make even the Hell's Angels and the Pagans look like a bunch of kindergartners.
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Post by: Mozzyfuzzy
Went with other, as I'd like to have the Dark angels and tell them that the crime syndicate was a ring of the fallen, or a better choice would just be the Alpha Legion. Because y'know ALPHA LEGION.
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Post by: Selym
Who? *raised eyebrow*
My daemonic masters would like to know.
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Post by: Sir Samuel Buca
Adeptus Custodes. Maybe a few Rubrics, that would be sweet.
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Post by: EVIL INC
I'd be careful of chaos. While they may be loyal to you, that doesnt mean that they wouldnt still be randomly killing people, planting warpstone in maternity wards during thier off shifts and opening portals to the warp letting in daemons. You might soon find yourself living on a daemon world as the only member of the human race left alive. Even the pansy alpha legionaires could get that ball rolling.
Similar could be said of tyranid type bodyguards.
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Post by: Mozzyfuzzy
Selym wrote:
Who? *raised eyebrow*
My daemonic masters would like to know.
Errrr..... nobody, I didn't say anything, not me, nuh uh.
Would you mind standing 2 feet to the left, no reason, it just improves my view what with being a *cough* slaaneshi and all.
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Post by: Selym
I'm getting skeptical. I need to check this with my company leader, Witch-General Angsar...
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Post by: Iron_Captain
I would go for a squad of Incubi.
Wolf Guard would also work.
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Post by: The Grumpy Eldar
Either a squad of Wraithguard, Movie Marine Tactical Squad or a Vindicare Assasin.
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Post by: Mozzyfuzzy
Selym wrote:I'm getting skeptical. I need to check this with my company leader, Witch-General Angsar...
If I could perhaps have you attention for just 5 more minutes, I'd like to tell you all about the book of ..... Lorgar, Yes!
No need to contact your superiors just yet, I still haven't told you about the Alp...Book of Lorgar, and how to be a good chaos worshipper and how to hate the emp....corpse god real good.
And if you could perhaps move a smidgen more to the left, that would be lovely.
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Post by: Dark Apostle 666
A few people have said they want a vindicare assassin. this, to me, betrays a woeful lack of ambition. I want the assassin team from "Nemesis", the very best operatives from every assassin temple? I think that between them, they'd see through any plotted attempt on my life... and then I'd release the Garantine....
Wryyyyyyyy....
Alternatively, a coterie of Word Bearers, who belive I'm the messiah? That'd be cool!
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Post by: Troike
Feth it, I'll go with the SoB. Apart from them being my favourite ones, playing bodyguard to important individuals is also one of their duties, so they know what they're doing. Their Shield of Faith and Acts of Faith would also be quite useful.
But, specifically, I'd go with Sisters from the Order of the Argent Shroud. They're famous for their selflessness, and their habit of speaking as little as possible would up their status as badass bodyguards.
pretre wrote:Also, all the 'hurr SOB' folks should probably remember what happened to the last guy who tried to make them his harem.
Ha, indeed. Good way to lose your head.
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Post by: PrehistoricUFO
A Necron Royal Court would be my ideal crew, with an emphasis on Crypteks.
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Post by: anyeri
A complete squad of 10 wolfguards with tda and a mix of fist, frost blades, assault cannons and combi plasma and melta, oh, and a rune priest just to check the runes to know when to add new stains on the weapons of my wolfguard, from the blood of the bad guys
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Post by: hiveof_chimera
I wouldn't mind a group of banshees
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Post by: talljosh85
Sisters of Battle for seemingly obvious reasons... great at shooting, dedication and lots of melta
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Post by: teban
A 10 Girl Squad of Celestians
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Post by: Draco
Eldar farseer council and I would be perfectly safe.
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Post by: pax_imperialis
Ogryns in power armour armed with assault cannons. And maybe colonel "i threw dolph lundgreninto a combine harvester at the end of universal soldier" straken as the head bodyguard
Because we all know colonel greiss lived to a ripe old age thanks to nork deddog punching out warbosses and using chimeras as riot shields.
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Post by: knas ser
I warn you, they're screamers.
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Post by: BoomWolf
You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right
As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there."
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
BoomWolf wrote: You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there." Huh, what do you know. Eldar do dress in drag Now the Eldar jokes in the Regular Marine comic makes a lot more sense.
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Post by: hiveof_chimera
BoomWolf wrote:
You ARE aware some of them are males in female armor right
As a great dead man once said "Are you my virgins? I hope not. there are some ugly-ass guys in there."
Noooooooooooooooo - "Darth Vader" Automatically Appended Next Post:
Finally they won't be under powered
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Post by: CrusaderJim
Mine would be just be 2 standard Grey Knights. They can use there psychic power to stop people dropping down near you, plus they have great skill with a blade and stormbolter and they won't become traitorous.
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Post by: painface98
A Necron Lord with MSS would do the trick and maybe a Warscythe for good measure
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Post by: Farseer Faenyin
I voted the Dire Avengers with the Exarch. That guy can provide me with an Invuln and the squad is tough as nails against even the most determined firepower. They can also wound anything in the game with their basic weapons.
They are also far more observant naturally than the other races, able to spot trouble well before the others (gak on your Space Marine senses, Eldar have that naturally).
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Post by: EVIL INC
that might be true; I see the fact of them being elves actually attracting a lot of negative attention and more fights and trouble coming towards you and them than you would have without them. true, they could probobly handle themselves with their guns of course but in areas where they arent allowed to bring weapons.....
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Post by: Psienesis
Ten Death Cult Assassins.
Like this one
Image not shown because of slight NSFW content.
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Post by: Avatar 720
A multiple-clade Officio Assassinorum team.
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Post by: Skribl
A mixed Imperial guard Tank platoon. Seems good to me. have the firepower to bring down anything, and the armor to withstand a withering storm of even the heaviest guns around.
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Post by: welshhoppo
A Primarch.
Preferably all 20 of them.
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Post by: Zookie
Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
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Post by: knas ser
Does she need to go to the loo? Like, really, really badly?
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Post by: Selym
Zookie wrote:
Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
*Nazi salute*
Exterminatus!
(Sorry, but INQ is INQ)
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Post by: welshhoppo
Zookie wrote:
Shhh.... You mean 18 right? An obvious typo, no need to have the Inquisition arrest everyone who has opened this thread. Right?
No typo intended. That way, if you manage to defeat all 18 and the massed hordes that they have assembled, and finally corner me in my safe room. KA-BOOM the final two burst out of my safe.
Edit: Plus, the Inquisition will get involved to destroy anyone who knows about my two portable Primarchs.
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Post by: deviantduck
No St. Celestine? I don't care how hairy your ogryns are.. A flying chick with a flaming sword that can't die is a tad bit more intimidating.
...or the swarmlord in a top hat.
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
Like this?
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Post by: hiveof_chimera
Next time you see me watch out for
The good sir swarmlord
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Post by: BlackSanguinor
A squad of Deathmark assassins. They wait in their own pocket universe until someone comes after you, then they teleport in and kill everything
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Post by: wolfmaster1234
A squad of sternguard would be at my side, so many option they have, you have a chance against most enemies.
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Post by: Daemonhammer
Tactical Marines. With the possible exception of Dire Avengers they are the most skilled.
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Post by: hiveof_chimera
Hard choice but I'd have to say the chaos gods(except slaanesh), gork & mork, c'tan dragon, khaine and maybe Horus
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Post by: deviantduck
If it was old one eye, he'd have a top hat and a monocle!
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
I feel the urge to order something from GW now...
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Post by: zinogre
has to be 10 death cult assassins or failing that a single vindicare (they see all)
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Post by: Grimskul
A big juicy squad of Meganobz if I went the Ork defense route. Each one is a veritable walking tank with the gear to both shred infantry threats at range and tear through vehicles with their power klaws. Throw in various kombi-weapons to give them versatility against flying or other unforeseen attacks and you're good to go!
For a less high profile bodyguard I'd have to go for something like Striking Scorpions. They are stealthy enough to easily launch a counter-offensive and are equipped to get stuck in with lightning precision with devastating effects. They also luckily get armour on par with power armour that is necessary to help shield me from firepower heading my way.
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Post by: kinratha
2 squads of 10 Dkok Grenadiers.
Now where is the best place to hide... Maybe France ... or Germany.
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Post by: disdamn
Fluff-wise I'd have to go with the SM Tac Squad, because where in the fluff has 10 marines not made a difference in the fate of entire planets.
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Post by: ThatSwellFella
Creed, so he can keep 50 Baneblades hidden behind my safehouse fence  CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
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Post by: KommissarKiln
ThatSwellFella wrote:Creed, so he can keep 50 Baneblades hidden behind my safehouse fence  CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
I drop all previous ideas and second this, except a squad of Warhound titans.
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Post by: karlosovic
A pack of 10 Grey Hunters.... or Wolf Guard Terminators if I'm allowed
Tac Marines?! pff
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Post by: Arcturus314
A titan legion. And the Ultramarines legion horus heresy era. The Earth will be mine.
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Post by: ductvader
Without going over the top and sticking to simplistic troop units. 20 Genestealers including a Broodlord.
Out of your list I think the tacticals take it by pure discipline alone.
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Post by: Farseer Faenyin
Love how the original intention is obviously to choose from Troop Choices, but people are going all fanboi on things like 'OMG, I want Horus'. Is there some odd psychological need to one-up people that does this?
Duct, not so sure on the Tacticals take it by Discipline alone. Their discipline is to stay and fight and not know when to retreat with their high value. Perhaps Imperial Fists would delay and retreat properly...but as a genearl 'Tacticals', I see too many being unable to take the best interests of a human in mind compared to what they feel they should accomplish.
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Post by: Selym
Farseer Faenyin wrote:Love how the original intention is obviously to choose from Troop Choices, but people are going all fanboi on things like 'OMG, I want Horus'. Is there some odd psychological need to one-up people that does this?
Duct, not so sure on the Tacticals take it by Discipline alone. Their discipline is to stay and fight and not know when to retreat with their high value. Perhaps Imperial Fists would delay and retreat properly...but as a genearl 'Tacticals', I see too many being unable to take the best interests of a human in mind compared to what they feel they should accomplish.
When a thread is entitled "Something silly", you can trust Dakka to be as egomaniacal as humanly possible
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