GES wrote:i understand, Brother. May Turtle and Pie always shine upon you.

And with you Brother, may Turtle's Shell be your shield which protects you from the unrighteous and its claws your sword with which you end their suffering. May the Pie's filling grant you delicious warmth and its crust a vassal with which to eat the delicious filling...


Now then I must ask of our lords if the list of the members of our most Holy Church and their positions and status been compiled.

And has dakka been completely devoid of threads that must be punished, for these past few days or am I missing something?

I think people have just been too lazy to make pointless threads. I shall fix that.

Our job is not to make pointless threads, it is to stop them. Making them ourselves would not help the Pie's standing at all.

Just remain vigil, and remember;

"A moment of Heresy can spawn a life time of heresy."

Perhaps the only way to understand how to fight pointless threads is to make them?

No, no. Far too heretical a thought. I assaign myself 300 lashings penace.

*proceeds to use belt 300 times.*

Please... call an ambulance.

Such a thing seems radical, far to radical for your own good GES. Be happy that 300 is all you require this time, and that an Apothecary is on his way, I could have left you to suffer more.

*wakes up from coma*

What did i miss?

BrotherStynier wrote:Such a thing seems radical, far to radical for your own good GES. Be happy that 300 is all you require this time,

It's me. Did you honestly expect something NOT radical? 300 is the perfect number, the number of which made Gerard Butler reveal his amazing abs, therefore it is the number all followers of the Turtle Pie should aspires to.

Also, Shrike78 appears not to have posted for another large stretch of time. I fear the worst, brothers and sisters.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

BrotherStynier wrote:Such a thing seems radical, far to radical for your own good GES. Be happy that 300 is all you require this time,

It's me. Did you honestly expect something NOT radical? 300 is the perfect number, the number of which made Gerard Butler reveal his amazing abs, therefore it is the number all followers of the Turtle Pie should aspires to.

Then I assign you to do 300 Crunches a morning and three hundred a night.

Also, Shrike78 appears not to have posted for another large stretch of time. I fear the worst, brothers and sisters.

Fear not, even with out Lord Shrike78 we can survive, we did after all survive a civil war with out him.

BrotherStynier wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

BrotherStynier wrote:Such a thing seems radical, far to radical for your own good GES. Be happy that 300 is all you require this time,

It's me. Did you honestly expect something NOT radical? 300 is the perfect number, the number of which made Gerard Butler reveal his amazing abs, therefore it is the number all followers of the Turtle Pie should aspires to.

Then I assign you to do 300 Crunches a morning and three hundred a night.

I'm not sure you have the authority to do that... but anywho!

Thank you master, may I have another?

With the increasing numbers of Dakkaites and the presence of a mod in this most sacred of threads, I fear that we may be heading towards a schism. How long before some brash young renegades split off and begin to worship the unholy Cat Burger or Kiwi Cake?

Worry not, Pie will always prevail due to its wholesomeness. Can most mothers make the Kiwi cake or Cat Burger or even know what they are outside of a few countries? No

Can most mothers make pie and deliver such goodness to their children as a sign of their love? Yes

Do most cultures have a form of Pie? To our current knowledge, Yes.

Other fad desserts may be become fashionable for short periods of time but only such desserts that can be given with a mothers love may truly attempt to rival the position of pie. This is why cake is considered our arch-nemisis and a pretender to the plate.

Yes, plate. There is such a thing as a pie plate but there are no cake plates. Even the foundations for the hygenic consumption of our holy sacrament attest to the supremacy of pie.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

I don't think we were supposed to anyway.

Brothers, as many have, by now, noticed, our fearless leader, Master of Sanctity Shrike78 is again MIA. Since his last posting the frequency of posts in this thread has fallen dramatically and the work of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie (derailing failed threads, converting others to our cause, filling the positions of the Sanctified Chapters and the search for heroes to aid The Guardians) has also fallen by the wayside.

This is not good, brothers.

I am all too aware that events in the world beyond the realms of Dakka can often slow the frequency with which we attend our duties within The Church, indeed I suffer such intrusions upon my time quite often, but we must remain strong and continue to be a presence within this forum.

I know you all miss the witty guidance of Shrike, but we must continue in his absence and hope that he will return to us and view our continued faith with pride.

With that in mind, I have a submission for all members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie to consider :

Since it's very inception, the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie has grown and flourished under the guidance of Shrike78. He has shown many admirable traits over the past few months, cutting wit, valauble insights, organisational flair, the ability to inspire and motivate others to name but a few.

Indeed, were it not for his vision we would not HAVE a brotherhood. Our Most Holy Saints would not have become united and recognised. The Guardians would not have been posted at our gates. The Santified Chapters would have remained un-founded and pointless threads would continue to rant on (though I note again that this duty seems to remain unattended !)

Surely, then, the time has come to recognise Shrike78 for what he truly is ?

Brothers, Saints, I suggest to you that it is time to canonise Shrike78, that he may be risen to the level that should have been his due from the very start.

Strip from him the title Master of Sanctity and bestow upon him the mantle of Sainthood.

How say you, brothers ? Do we raise Shrike78 to Saint ?

As with all promotions, this will, of course, require a seconding from a senior member of our order AND, because of the status to which I propose we raise Shrike, I seek confirmation from at least 1 of our Most Holy Saints.

For the Turtle and The Pie ! Faith in the Faithful - Pie for the Pie-ous !

Brothers, I second the motion to cannonize Shrike 78.


Secondly, I put forth to the Saints and then the Brotherhood of the Church of The Children of The Eternal Turtle Pie that there is a need to have an established set of protocols. To help with temporary or permanent vacancies I propose that we have a list for filling the position of master of sanctity that will work as an order of succession.

Third, Even though he has not asked to join, I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given an honourary Title. I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given the Titles of Inquisitor OverLord and/or Eternal Watchman.


I leave these proposals before you, Brothers. May The Eternal Turtle Pie(Delicious be thy Name) Guide your way.


PS, put me down for one of those T-Shirts.

Hello brothers and any sisters do we have any sisters?
I have been looking for a t shirt silk screen company for shirts not cheap for a small amount but I am diligent to find them.
I also agree with Reaper6 and Focused Fire to canonize Shrike 78.
To my knowledge I have not found any pointless threads but we may help Dakka Dakka in other ways.
How about reporting necro to the mods when we find it not in the necroed thread but directly to the mod.
Remember helping Dakka Dakka helps us spread the love of Turtle Pie.
Your brother in the love of turtle pie SonOfRuss.

focusedfire wrote:Brothers, I second the motion to cannonize Shrike 78.


Secondly, I put forth to the Saints and then the Brotherhood of the Church of The Children of The Eternal Turtle Pie that there is a need to have an established set of protocols. To help with temporary or permanent vacancies I propose that we have a list for filling the position of master of sanctity that will work as an order of succession.

Third, Even though he has not asked to join, I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given an honourary Title. I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given the Titles of Inquisitor OverLord and/or Eternal Watchman.


I leave these proposals before you, Brothers. May The Eternal Turtle Pie(Delicious be thy Name) Guide your way.


PS, put me down for one of those T-Shirts.

sonofruss wrote:Hello brothers and any sisters do we have any sisters?
I have been looking for a t shirt silk screen company for shirts not cheap for a small amount but I am diligent to find them.
I also agree with Reaper6 and Focused Fire to canonize Shrike 78.
To my knowledge I have not found any pointless threads but we may help Dakka Dakka in other ways.
How about reporting necro to the mods when we find it not in the necroed thread but directly to the mod.
Remember helping Dakka Dakka helps us spread the love of Turtle Pie.
Your brother in the love of turtle pie SonOfRuss.

There's a place not too far away from my house, with pretty good prices. They also got the shirts done pretty fast. I will see what their rates are, and inquire of yakface/legoburner if we be allowed to make shirts. I will post again with a design ASAP. Also, I know sonofrus came up with the idea, and am asking him for
permission as we speak. Cross your fingers, for it shall blow you away.

Well I wear big guy shirts 6xl here is hoping they have that big of shirts.

focusedfire wrote:Brothers, I second the motion to cannonize Shrike 78.

Third, Even though he has not asked to join, I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given an honourary Title. I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given the Titles of Inquisitor OverLord and/or Eternal Watchman.

I agree with the move to canonize Lord Shrike78, he has served the Turtle Pie diligently and with out heresy since its inception.

On the point of Waaagh_Gonands being given an honorary Title I have no issue with the Title of Eternal Watchman, but have one with Inquisitor Overlord as there is no Inquisitor Title in our beloved church.

May the Turtle Pie protect.

BrotherStynier wrote:

focusedfire wrote:Brothers, I second the motion to cannonize Shrike 78.

Third, Even though he has not asked to join, I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given an honourary Title. I propose that Waaagh_Gonads be given the Titles of Inquisitor OverLord and/or Eternal Watchman.

I agree with the move to canonize Lord Shrike78, he has served the Turtle Pie diligently and with out heresy since its inception.

On the point of Waaagh_Gonands being given an honorary Title I have no issue with the Title of Eternal Watchman, but have one with Inquisitor Overlord as there is no Inquisitor Title in our beloved church.

May the Turtle Pie protect.

Yakface is the Inquisitorial Overlord and Legoburner is the fabricator general of mars.

Shrike78, the founder of this most holy thread, does indeed deserve to be canonised. I still don't understand why he's a lower rank than me.

Good news! For my last "elective" (the school elects wich ones you get, and you can elect to pass or fail), Sewing Home Ec, we are required to make a pillow.
I am making an Imperial Eagle pillow, and will post piccies as soon as possible! We just started Home Ec two days ago, so it will take some time. Also, what
is the approriate Turtle Pie response to get revenge against an older, bigger, and stronger brother that stole cash outta your wallet. I would think it would be
beating them over the head with a frying pan screaming "TURTLE PIE THIEVING BITCH!", but I may be wrong.

TURTLE PIE!!!!!!!

Never mind, apparently Turtle and Pie convinced him to give the cash back. I think we should agree that takin money outta peoples (mine especially) wallets is bad, m'kay?

I also think that shrike should be sainted.

I fear though, that my abscennces (spelling) has been due to the horror that has befallen my SM rhinos, it has made me lose the will to continue. (not suicide) It angers me, and I have not been avalibale since shrike's disapperance. I think that once elavated to saint, his duties shall be made optinal. He shall lead, but I belive that a saint should not be troubled with the inner disputes of the church. He has guided us, and no one is more deserving of a rest then he is.

Oh Pie-ous members of the Church of Turtle Pie, I have ever searched for a pointless thread that has strayed, but the Moderators have done such a good job of locking them that none are to be found!

Though I may be Tau, I have accepted the way of the Turtle Pie as the Greater Good. Will I still be accepted into the church of the Turtle Pie?

Brother, I invite you to this thread.http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/30/236692.page

In the name of the Turtle and the Pie forward!

I'm not sure how you wish to attack a thread made entirely to be pointless. I though our duty was to combat pointlessness in a serious thread.

No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!

Find the heretic, burn the heretic.

You forgot Warseer!

Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!

Find the heretic, burn the heretic.

We've found him. Time to fetch the flamethrowers.
Your actions are wholly against the Word of Turtle Pie, and as such you will be punished.
In Nomini Testitudini!

Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!

Find the heretic, burn the heretic.

Righteous Zealotry I happily agree with, but this is going TOO far ! Our holy mission is NOT to bring turmoil to Dakka, nor litter the site with useless gak for no reason. We exist as a brotherhood to bring enlightenment to threads that have already ventured far enough off topic to have become pointless, as well as threads which are already pointless in the context of the forum in which they are posted.

Annoying The Benevolent Host and His Revered Mods is NOT in the interests of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie or Dakka, so a spam bombardment is most certainly NOT going to be sanctioned by our brotherhood unless is is upon those who's threads exists only for spam purposes, and even then only to draw the unenlightened into our Church, where they may learn to become productive members of Dakka and the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.

Cheese Elemental, I suggest you reconsider your words, and repent quickly, or I fear you will indeed merit a purging as Our Most Holy Saint suggests.

Brothers, stand ready. We may yet have another in our midst in need of expunging.

Pass me another promethium tank - I feel a burnin' comin' on !

Reaper6 wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:No, our duty is to purge seriousness from Dakka. Soon, not even Yakface will be able to stop us! The moderators will join us or suffer the wrath of our spam emails and virus links! Someday, we shall spread, first to Bolter and Chainsword, then Da Waaagh, then 4chan, then GOOGLE and THE WORLD! None shall stop our pastry power! All praise to the omnidessert!

Find the heretic, burn the heretic.

Righteous Zealotry I happily agree with, but this is going TOO far ! Our holy mission is NOT to bring turmoil to Dakka, nor litter the site with useless gak for no reason. We exist as a brotherhood to bring enlightenment to threads that have already ventured far enough off topic to have become pointless, as well as threads which are already pointless in the context of the forum in which they are posted.

Annoying The Benevolent Host and His Revered Mods is NOT in the interests of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie or Dakka, so a spam bombardment is most certainly NOT going to be sanctioned by our brotherhood unless is is upon those who's threads exists only for spam purposes, and even then only to draw the unenlightened into our Church, where they may learn to become productive members of Dakka and the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie.

Cheese Elemental, I suggest you reconsider your words, and repent quickly, or I fear you will indeed merit a purging as Our Most Holy Saint suggests.

Brothers, stand ready. We may yet have another in our midst in need of expunging.

Pass me another promethium tank - I feel a burnin' comin' on !

He's mine. Oh, my first purge. I always expected it to be romantic, and not a one night stand. Well, beggers can't be choosers.

Wait, (s)he's MY purge-friend!

**pretend scuffle over unfaithfulness of purge-friend**

I'm male, and 15, so if you're purging me in THAT sense, you are not only homosexual, but a pedophile as well.

On-topic: You are all blinded by your misconceptions of peace! Peace only comes from power! Power comes from victory! Victory comes from conquest!

You have fallen from the light of the Omnidessert! As penance, your homes shall burn, and your families baked in delicious party pies!

As of this day, I declare the great Crusade of the Omnidessert! We are legion (or will be soon)! None shall stop our pie-ous fury!

Death to the non-believers!

I have returned from the land of cheese.

I also agree to the canonization of Shrike, though this does require the next most senior member to step forward as leader.

One more thing...about four people have claimed to have started projects that may be of interest to those who love Turtle Pie, yet there have been no pics. Thus, I would like to call a crusade, a crusade for pictures of projects based firmly upon Turtles, Pie, or both.

And YOU! False Saint! Corruptor of pastry!

Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm male, and 15, so if you're purging me in THAT sense, you are not only homosexual, but a pedophile as well.

As of this day, I declare the great Crusade of the Omnidessert! We are legion (or will be soon)! None shall stop our pie-ous fury!

Death to the non-believers!

Cheese, you were one of the first to contribute to this thread here

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/236306.page

so you shouldn't be all that surprised I made an inuendo at the churches expense. Also, don't worry, I've whipped myself 300 times as penace already.

Also, calm down with the crusade calling. Don't worry, just wait a few weeks, and I shall unveil the greatest weapon the Church has yet too see. it is EPIC.

God Of Yams wrote:I have returned from the land of cheese.

I also agree to the canonization of Shrike, though this does require the next most senior member to step forward as leader.

One more thing...about four people have claimed to have started projects that may be of interest to those who love Turtle Pie, yet there have been no pics. Thus, I would like to call a crusade, a crusade for pictures of projects based firmly upon Turtles, Pie, or both.

If you're refering to the shirt or pillow I'm making, don't worry. As soon as they are in a passible condition, you will see pics.

Calm down? CALM DOWN? Arrgh, this church has been corrupted deeply! You refuse to show emotion as well as not eating the pie!

Clearly, even your God is fallen. Very well! I announce the rise of a new god, the Devourer! All dessert and reptiles shall be consumed by hellfire! The dark crusade begins! All the world shall suffer, devoid of dessert! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and possibly supper) shall reign supreme! The unholy meal of dessert shall be banished!

Cheese Elemental wrote:Calm down? CALM DOWN? Arrgh, this church has been corrupted deeply! You refuse to show emotion as well as not eating the pie!

Clearly, even your God is fallen. Very well! I announce the rise of a new god, the Devourer! All dessert and reptiles shall be consumed by hellfire! The dark crusade begins! All the world shall suffer, devoid of dessert! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and possibly supper) shall reign supreme! The unholy meal of dessert shall be banished!

Eh, I can live with eating pie for dinner (or Breakfast, or Lunch, or possibly Supper) instead of dessert.

Bah! Everyone knows that turtleHERESY pie can only be eaten at dessert, or else it loses its HERETICAL flavour!

Cheese Elemental wrote:Bah! Everyone knows that turtleHERESY pie can only be eaten at dessert, or else it loses its HERETICAL flavour!

Your narrow mindedness is your undoing, meat pies are often eaten as meals, and even pies meant for desert are excellent meal substitutes. A Lemon Meringue and a two liter of Fresca is an excellent choice for two people

Meat pies are different! Turtle pie is clearly intended as dessert. Do you no refer to it as the Omnidessert?

The true purpose of pie is to be eaten, regardless of its flavour, and not to be worshipped!

Cheese Elemental wrote:Meat pies are different! Turtle pie is clearly intended as dessert. Do you no refer to it as the Omnidessert?

The true purpose of pie is to be eaten, regardless of its flavour, and not to be worshipped!

Jeez, I've had to say this like a thousand times, we support all kinds of pies just like we support all kinds of turtles. Turtle Pie is the combination of Turtles and Pie, not a specific type of pie. Yes, pie should be eaten and enjoyed, and turtles should be respected and feared

Feared? Bah! What can a turtle possibly do? If they were so all-mighty, they wouldn't be endangered!

Eat the pie, enjoy the pie.

Fear the Chompy Death Turtle (CTD)!

Ok so it is a war against elemental huh?
Time to open a whole case of whoop .


To the disciples of turtle pie it is time to fling some pie protect the turtle and the pie

TO WAR!

Not another Civil War!

Brothers of Turtle pie, I wish to apologise for my heresy. This is why I can't make friends in real life.

I sentence myself to ten thousand lashes as penance. My wounds shall then be doused in salt, then in fresh lemon juice, then in petrol and set alight. I shall burn for three days and three nights, and deprive myself of all sexual stimuli, and only then I shall return to the church, to lick clean the floors upon which the pure tread.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Brothers of Turtle pie, I wish to apologise for my heresy. This is why I can't make friends in real life.

I sentence myself to ten thousand lashes as penance. My wounds shall then be doused in salt, then in fresh lemon juice, then in petrol and set alight. I shall burn for three days and three nights, and deprive myself of all sexual stimuli, and only then I shall return to the church, to lick clean the floors upon which the pure tread.

Not sure if I should praise you for seeing the light and the error of your ways, or be a bit worried by this

Oh, if any of you know Shrike outside of Dakka, some hint of whether he's even still breathing would be good

Why do they call it turtle pie?

I fear that Shrike has been lost in the darkness of the interwebs.

We should erect a cenotaph in his honour.

halonachos wrote:Why do they call it turtle pie?

You must read the entire thread and the knowledge will come.

i do not understand!

give me links!

LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read the Most Holy Thread, and the answer shall lie before you (1st page, 12th post down).

Nostalgia Time ! History Lesson ! Call it what you will.

The Librarium of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie offers you this from the archives of our actions. For those who don't know, and those of us who like the occaisional reminder, this is how it all began :

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/225539.page

The genesis of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie in response to the threat to general sanity posed by Arihiman and his mind-numbingly pointless gak !

Note also the appearance of The Holy Guardians, Mr T & Chuck Norris ( May they ever bask in the filling glow of The Almighty Turtle and Blessed Pie )

NOTE : DON'T post replies in that thread, we don't want it necro'd.

I think the church should have a third guardian: Gamera

Good times, Good times.

God bless you, Arihiman (or just forgive you for posting radom crap).

Reaper6 wrote:
Oh, if any of you know Shrike outside of Dakka, some hint of whether he's even still breathing would be good

I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.
I hope he's not being forced to relive the experiance that caused him to take leave from dakka the first time. Brothers (and possibly sisters) join me in praying for Shrike78.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.

Before the thread is inundated with reminders about basic web security, I have PM'd Scout on that very subject ( Yes, I know he means well, but it's not his information to give out.)

Glorious Saint Mekboy, if my reminder of our order's origins has raised a smile, then my good deed for the day is done.

Annoying as he was, part of me actually misses the random gak Arihiman posted. He did, if nothing else, give us a target !

The Bringer wrote:I think the church should have a third guardian: Gamera

I'm currently photoshopping turtle heads onto Gamera, but progress is slow. Only after a hero has been altered to add turtle or pie may he be accepted.

Crap, now I have to go back and see which of our heroes haven't been done yet!

Any updates on the projects? We must not let the turtle pie die. for the turtle and the pie

Reaper6 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I got it. I have his email, but hotmail has been crapping out lately, so I may not be able to reach him. If this is the case, I will give, but reluctantly, the email to Reaper6.

Before the thread is inundated with reminders about basic web security, I have PM'd Scout on that very subject ( Yes, I know he means well, but it's not his information to give out.)

Just to let you all know, I would only have given reaper the email if hotmail didn't get the message through, which, thankfully, it did. Only a matter of time now.

On the info about my projects, the materials for the pillows have arived, so only a matter of time on that front. On the matter of the shirt... that will take a little longer, but trust me, it is moving (slowly) forward.

I have discovered a new tank for our armoury. Behold....

The Turtle Tank!

is it related to the panther tank?

EDIT: is it amphibious enough to eat other smallet rurtles and cultivate them whilst producing tutrle pie at the other end?

I have done a little research... and I found one of the oldest weapons of the church, a precursor to the turtle-tank....

The Turtle Boat!

I believe its called a turtle SHIP, boat is a negative term in this case because boats are small, ships are large.

wooooop turtle power!

Wow, that is nice.

i no lol!

The King Ghidorah photo shop is making slow progress in my free time.

In the mean time, here's a thread to not Turtle Pie. If you want to contribute, get your books out and head to the link.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/238179.page

I have good news! I got an email back from shrike, and he is doing fine, however he simply has been overrun by that bastard enemy the young followers of Turtle Pie are
sometimes subject too... School Work. He says he will soon be able to rejoin us after he takes care of said enemy. WOOT! GES's Email FTW!

Did you inform him of his sainthood?

This thread and the whole meme in general has become boring.

Someone get Ahriman to say something slowed again.

Cheese Elemental wrote:This thread and the whole meme in general has become boring.

Someone get Ahriman to say something slowed again.

I think that has a lot to do wit the fact that Dakka has a significant lack of pointless and stupid threads lately. The ones that are supposed to be stupid don't count, that's no fun.

God Of Yams wrote:Did you inform him of his sainthood?

I thought he hadn't been confirmed. But yes, I did inform him.

Shrike has this to say about his sainthood.

"O_O, Sainthood? 'Tis an honor, a priviledge, one I don't think I deserve.

Tell the little bugger we think he deserves it and quit acting all wishy washy. For the turtle and the pie
And inform our glorious leader we miss him.

Tell Shrike that he has earned the honro and he is getting it weather he likes it or not.

Yeah, this thread has slowed down...a lot. So just to keep it going here's something for The Bringer, Happy Birthday:

Well we haven't had any thread to turtle pie so you know no new news.
On another front I will be picking up the guard codex Thursday. I would like you my brothers in the love of turtle pie to help in the paint what colors where ect.
I was thinking of starting with a light tan for the crust on the cloth areas dark brown on the armor and helmet to represent the chocolate and a chip pattern for cammo what do you think?

sonofruss wrote:Well we haven't had any thread to turtle pie so you know no new news.
On another front I will be picking up the guard codex Thursday. I would like you my brothers in the love of turtle pie to help in the paint what colors where ect.
I was thinking of starting with a light tan for the crust on the cloth areas dark brown on the armor and helmet to represent the chocolate and a chip pattern for cammo what do you think?

I like it, maybe add something turtley. You do realize that if you do this and post pictures you will officially have the first turtle pie themed miniatures to be posted on the internet. That's intense!

There will be lots of pie flingers Russes basilisks we will need to do some transfers for the tanks and shoulder pads.

God Of Yams wrote:Yeah, this thread has slowed down...a lot. So just to keep it going here's something for The Bringer, Happy Birthday:

AMAZING!!

How did you know it was my birthday?

Now all we need is Mr. T and Chuck Norris riding it

God Of Yams wrote:
I think that has a lot to do wit the fact that Dakka has a significant lack of pointless and stupid threads lately. The ones that are supposed to be stupid don't count, that's no fun.

That's because the amount of stupid threads were starting to become overwhelming. So we've started actually enforcing the basic rules which were always supposed to still be in effect here in the OT forum.

As a quick point of reference you can read this sticky post at the top of this forum for why.

It would be unfair to allow this thread to continue while deleting new spam threads in this forum, but as you guys have posted some photoshopped stuff I won't delete this thread, merely lock it.


But just FYI, any future spam threads (threads about nothing) will be DELETED on site.