I forsee you feeling my suprises as they suprise you when the outflank from the reserves

Mah heretic.

Naaaaahannnahahahaaha Batman in space

Wait... I play them!!!

Oh my, what lovely teeth you have.

THE HORROR!!! *falls over dead*

feth yeah, I'm a Lizardman!

Seen better days.

Guardsman, have you a light to spare?

No Guardsmen are not allowed to have a ligth to spare, instead let me tell you about the glorius and tempting call of Chaos madam

Yeah... I'm not a mad dam. Maybe it shouldn't hold so much water, I'd bet it be happier then! And... stop... saying... curse words...!! That'd help to.

Caboose

You look VERY constipated. Do you have to fart, if so, please do it away from me, I don't want to catch your constipation.

You are a Spartan.

And you are a very pretty lady, with a VERY tiny skirt, you should cover up, you'll catch a chill, or leg cancer, probably both.

We should get together and discuss pro laser war tactics.

You need to get to higher ground.

RED WUNZ GO FASTA!!!

Get to cover!

Alright, wait no! The lighting is all wrong, and she needs more eyeliner! Michelle, get me the good lens, we're on a schedule.

You sir looks like you need a bit of heresy!

Mmmm Heresy...

hmm Jerky.

I's got a lovely buncha cocon...... wat! Dez iz not my coconuts!

Dogs can be suave too.

You need better graphics.

Is that skirt three times shorter than the ordinary skirt?

Woooorrgghhh!

Yes?

Still not changed that skirt I see

You dare to not think of me as snazzy? What kind of evil permeates these people?

Sir, the flashlights are barely hitting them and not even inflicting any damage, shouldn't we be assaulting th--

ARE YOU PAID TO THINK TROOPER CROWE? NO! KEEP SHOOTHING.

Lamb chops for dinner?

Trying to catch flies?

My skirt is shorter than your lifespan

Old school?

New school?

Still haven't updated the graphics module?

my skirt is shorten than my hair

Have you seen my novelty codpiece; its rather large I assure you

Does this scarf bring out my fangs?

This will not end well either way.

I'm currently sitting on the Zaku's spiked shoulder.

Red wedding has notting on red month

I am I tired, I yawn!

You are medieval.

You have a thing for leggy anime chicks.

You look like you could use a tan.

Y U no have paint?

Biggest bow tie EVER.

Actually, that's part of a Zeon officer's cape, mister...mouse?

Are all of Zeons skirts that short?

What is wrong with your hair?

Is into anime/mange, which I know nothing about.

Raymond is out of his room, Raymond shouldn't be out!....

Now, give me that disapproving superiority look. Perfect! *snaps a picture*

Need a light, soldier?

Shouldn't I be a blonde?

Why so serious?

What is this Rule 34, and where does it live...

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
What is this Rule 34, and where does it live...

it liv in the INTERNETZ

That last grenade took out my eyes

Look at those plaugy ruffians! A disgrace really.

Well Helloo Mishter Waaayne

Looks like someone lost his helmet.

Because no-one would even dream of sniping me whilst I strike a herioc pose....

My face will eat you

Ladies, prepare to be conuqerd!

Ever heard of a toothbrush?

Mmmm delicous buns!

Chicago Bulls, Chaos team

I'm going with the blue.

Can't handle my 90's anime

This is some slippy rock...

The only good thing to come from a horrid movie

 Trondheim wrote:
The only good thing to come from a horrid movie

HERESY!!!!!!

*blams Trondeim*

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
The only good thing to come from a horrid movie

HERESY!!!!!!

*blams Trondeim*

Nah I just hate the new & old batman movies, that and I also happen to play Word bearers

I don't remember WBs being enemies with Night Lords.

Mine are, we hate EVERYONE equaly

Lorgar, the first Chaos Space Marine.

You don't know about the snipers in the rooftops.

Whats wrong with my face?

What are you looking at?

Your butt

No need to scream and shout...

Says the person whose screaming and shouting!

!

Don't look down on us mere guardsmen, priest, for it might be only us that stands between you and the green tide.

Have a light, soldier.

I will show you all how terrifying I......Oh hey Big Zam.

Long live the king?

Why so serious?

Why do I always end up with you?

Because you are wondering if you have soiled yourself.

Death got fed up of black...

Brother Bean, looking down on haters like my mother.

Nice chicken legs.

Nice teeth...

Nice Arse

Oh really?

Yes, come sit on my lance fair maiden

Four white arrow cursors with a black background.

King gork

Stig of the Dump.

Ork propaganda.

Tucker always said that face was called "rape". I don't know why, face's can't rape, they have no brains, even I know that.

Team-killing ****tard.

my helmet is my friends pisspot

'I need to pee.'

True King?

I am peeing

i am peeing

He's peeing

Old school much?

While I'm waiting for the Tow mechs to get my suit out of the sand...I think I'll strike a pose!

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
True King?

The Throne is mine by all rights.


That's a rather fabulous pair of glasses.

I that a Mcdonalds over there?

I sense something troubeling in your past human!

That looks a lot like an iron cross.

Its acctualy the cross of the Knigths Hospitalers

Looks like a metal cover of some sort, lable me a fan

 Trondheim wrote:
Its acctualy the cross of the Knigths Hospitalers

Looks like a metal cover of some sort, lable me a fan

Well it does look like a Templar thing.

Also, as for my picture:

 Wilytank wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Its acctualy the cross of the Knigths Hospitalers

Looks like a metal cover of some sort, lable me a fan

Well it does look like a Templar thing.

Also, as for my picture:

I may just have found a new divine source of metal goodness!

The band I will investigate further tomorrow

Black Templars.

Flashlights are bad for eyes, so you were a set of glasses.

i wonder what would have happened had Richard III not charged at Henry VII at Bosworth.

'Amn orks 'tole all ma teef!

You want to know how I got this face? Well, my commissar was... a taskmaster, and a fiend. One day, we were assaulting a chaos stronghold, and he goes off crazier than usual. Out of crappy lasgun ammo, I grab a chaotic marine's plasma gun and try to suppress 'em. The commissar doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, he comes at me with his bolt pistol, saying: "Why so heretical?" Turns to me, gun in hand. "Why so heretical?" He levels the pistol with my head. Takes the shot, ricochets off the plasma gun. It gets hot, and does-- this-- to my face. Commissar tosses some goggles at me and chuckles: "Well, now you're always smiling."

 KommissarKiln wrote:
You want to know how I got this face? Well, my commissar was... a taskmaster, and a fiend. One day, we were assaulting a chaos stronghold, and he goes off crazier than usual. Out of crappy lasgun ammo, I grab a chaotic marine's plasma gun and try to suppress 'em. The commissar doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, he comes at me with his bolt pistol, saying: "Why so heretical?" Turns to me, gun in hand. "Why so heretical?" He levels the pistol with my head. Takes the shot, ricochets off the plasma gun. It gets hot, and does-- this-- to my face. Commissar tosses some goggles at me and chuckles: "Well, now you're always smiling."

No matter how many I shoot, there's always more! Thank the force our guns have limitless ammunition!

Cannon fodder

Rather dark templars.

"Now, what shall I have for tea tonight?"

A likeable character from Fire Emblem: Awakening (one I hooked up with on the first playthrough).

Seen better days.

Numb lower left lip?

Angry anime.

I wonder if the writer will have me killed off this season?

Sir, in the book yo-

Shut up! I haven't read the book yet! I want it to be a surprise!

Meat bag...

I sense an opportunity for despoilment! Glory for the first man to seize her hearth!

Do you like malt loaf?

Calm down!

'I didn't have enough money to buy a longer dress!'

Your life I will take!

Better than the Templars

Meth, not even once.

Slayer of what?

Loss ma teef while wastling a bear. Bit'm 'eal 'ard.

Sill waitin' fo ma new 'air ta come in da mail.

Yeah, I'm the tough vet!

I think you need a shave.

Damn dirty red socialist scum!

Says a conservative puritan...

Red is heroic.

Wink, like, Tiro Finale.

what? OH SHI-

Have you been smoking weed again?

You're seriosuly high, sister...

Go and clean my room, or something.

See, this shot is way better when you edit the other guy out!

PAINT!!!

Up skirt!

Very good.

Looks more like a magic skirt to me.

You're not Tiki. Who are you?

Get dressed in a proper way, you.

Get a shave, and this is a Zeon officer's uniform, thank you very much!

Those Zeon officers must be really poor then, to not be able to afford a uniform that actually fits.

At least we have uniforms...and giant robots. You don't even have a razor.

My razor is needed elsewhere.

So, what's that thing on your arm?

It's called a glove.

An oversized glove, then.

An undersized costume and an oversized glove.. You'll get killed by the Bastard's soldiers in no time!

Not if I kill him and his mercs first.

Look at my glove! It runs on IOS 7!

Quack quack.

I look awesome don't I?

Hey, it's a duck.

Run away child, the servant of old nigth stalks the dark realm

I'm a Dire Wolf, I'm a Dire Wolf, suck on my D*ck I'm a Dire Wolf!

What's this servant doing here?

Perhaps, the Lord of Light will give me back my hair.

What was that sir?

I said, get back to your post!

It seems like you also need the lord of the light... or a flashlight to brighten up your day.

the new mount rushmore design

Herp derp

Its dangerous!

I'll teach those sailor moon snots who has a better anime...

Your owner forgot to paint you.

This one DOES have proper clothing... for a man.

Zeon uniforms are usually unisex...just like razors. Officers and aces are allowed limited freedom for customization though!

Stotic, aren't you?

You're quite fashionable you know.

So are you, so don't pan yourself.

WAAAGH!!!

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
WAAAGH!!!

what?

 sing your life wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
WAAAGH!!!

what?

Well, you look threatening.

I fell in a vat of hair bleach...

You need to shave.

Is that a man or a woman?

She is a woman, good sir!

Is that what I think it is....

Send in the next wave!

Whimper human, for I am the terror that will culll your cowering herd!

Angry wolf be angry....... VERY ANGRY!

Orks were here.

I'm guess only officers and such are allowed long hair? Every other soldier gets the Buzz Cut Special?

Dashing Sunglasses there.

Did someone mention sunglasses?

Someone let the serving wench out of the kitchen! Quick bring me the shackels

(aims vulcan cannons)

Just try it you mongrel.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
WAAAGH!!!

what?

Well, you look threatening.

Nemo just hasn't had his coffee get.

Them exhaust fumes.

Them razors...

Yeah, sorry, we mounted the razors on wooden sticks and called them spears.


Fancy sunglasses. You don't wear armor though, so you're not protected against the Usurper's men. Which makes the suit rather useless.

Not if I'm inside the suit.

I think Suits are vulnerable to razor blades.

Armoured in glory, until the end of time

A wolf? Are you from the north? Do you serve the boy?

No human! I serve old nigth and the bring of ruin!

Sirius Black

A mill. I like mills.

Dammit, I better get that crown soon, or else people will notice I'm balding.

Sunglasses be blocking all the colors.

Green light, red light

Always wear a helmet!

A member of the canis lupus family.

Needs more hugs.

Business Kat means business.

Guardsman up to no good.

Ork Kultur.

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Where's the turkey?

'It's dark, let's wear sunglasses!'

Take a shave first.

Before you dive down on me

A wolf from the north.



Traitor!

A feeble minded manling, that will learn to fear the comming of the winter

Last time winter was coming, I went to this wall and ended a war...


Anyways, you're not a grey wolf, so you're not one of them.

Hope leads to failiour

In the dark all wolves are the same

Funny, since the Lord of Light sometimes works in the shadows, too.


But seriously where's that other eye? I can't see it.

Stannis remember Winter is Coming!

That's the last time I use that dry cleaners, how the heck did they stain my black cloak green!

I was a dog before it was cool.

Slow-mo action hero!

 captain collius wrote:
Stannis remember Winter is Coming!

Traitor.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 captain collius wrote:
Stannis remember Winter is Coming!

Traitor.

Southron.

The Starks will return.

hmmm... sword or sickle..... sword.... or sickle..... sword... or sickle? Sickle... hmm... or sword....

"I'm with stupid"

Interestingly big.

 captain collius wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 captain collius wrote:
Stannis remember Winter is Coming!

Traitor.

Southron.

The Starks will return.

Remember who saved yo sorry bunch o losers.

Or haven't you read the books?

All mortal thinhs perish, castels crumble to the touch of time but yet the hate of man endures. So much wasted potential

Where did I leave my hat?

The dog looks at you and says "You bore me".

Still no paint? You're not going anywhere like that.

Add a bit of fur and you can easily pass as a raccoon.

What is that Ork doing with a crown?

Damn that 'Ork' has a crown...... I wish I had a crown :(

Ork art? Now I've seen everything.

Quattro *censored*?

Not sure if surprised or angry.

Slow-mo gun action.

'Mmmmm....bacon.....'

Mmmmm roasted duck

More fish....

Charge...Die...

A duck quick to the witch weighing station.

That's a tarot card I've never seen before.

Too Cool for you

I'm holding something in. I don't know what it is, but I'm not letting it out. But it's been five hours now and still no sign of a toilet.

I like the dark

Is that a tank?

Panzer 4 Asuf D to be exact,

Hey wanna ride in our tank?

Say...that tank of yours. It looks like it needs a new coat of paint

I may paint it the same colour as the wolfie in your pic

Now THAT'S what I would want as my Fortress of Arrogance.

(drops a nuke)

Fire in the hole!

I am here to fight the short skirted animee character, where'd she go?

The human where sent to the palace of thorns, where she will experience the true meaning of pleasure

Ball?!

For the Emperor!

For......Zeon!?

Ork art, a litle known pass time of the greenskins

Whose afraid of the big bad wolf?

Not I, and you probably don't either.

Johnny Quest has aged well.

Is it Halloween again?

*Insert witty comment about blond haired andrygoneus Asian mefolk here

help! i'm only undercoated and need painting!

Girls and tanks...perfect!

My hair...perfect

I wish I could drive a tank in everyday life...no more everyday traffic and all...

I have recently discovered the identity of one of your previous avatars, Hatsune Miku. Good taste.

GIVE THEM HELL MEN!

I COME FROM HEL MEN!

Prepare to advance!

Retro Joe 90.

Astartes?

Optimus Prime is sad

Girls und Panzer.

Where's the crazy old man?

Boyzs und leather!

Wolves und...wolves!

Meepmeep, we're on a tank, mofo!

Ya still haven't shaved?

Any man who has to wear sunglasses should not go outside.

I approve of the new avatar. May I ask the source?

Full Frontal?