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In case you hadn't noticed, Dakka now has funny little sayings embedded at the top of your browser window, such as:

"DakkaDakka. Gives you a 2+ save against sucking."


If you have any fun sayings that you think would be perfect, this is the thread to suggest them in.

Reminds me of the Wizards of the Coast one. Nice.

I never would have noticed it if you hadn't posted. I tend not to look
at The blue bar at the top , and even when I do I tend to notice the
left half side and then ignore the rest. Maybe I'll get trained to find
the funny headers, but since the position keeps changing (due to the
length of a post title, for instance) I won't automatically find it every
time.

Oh yeah, and I can't see them all the time. Some are too long and
get cut off by the words Windows Internet Explorer, for instance. On
Firefox it seems to bump, but I can't really test it since Firefox is so
testy. Maybe I should reinstall it...

Well, they're meant to be little easter-eggs that you don't notice until you notice 'em.

I do know that some of 'em are too long, and we'll get around to eventually removing those, and I do know that they are displayed better in some browsers than others.

I thought I'd take a few stabs...


DakkaDakka 5.0 - Now Only Threads with 10 Responses Can Bring a HW

DakkaDakka 5.0 - Browser Be Ware, Black Looks Much More Conspicuous at Work

DakkaDakka 5.0 - Here we Go! Here we Go! Here we Go!

DakkaDakka 5.0 - The Search Function Works!

DakkaDakka 5.0 - What Do You Call a Lasgun With a Laser Sight? Twin-Linked!

DakkaDakka 5.0 - R.I.P. 4.0

DakkaDakka 5.0 - The Chicken Crossed the Road and Jim Repainted His Eldar

DakkaDakka 5.0 - Gamers Welcomed, Trolls Still Present

Scaring fat editors since (insert year here)

I want a shirt with the gamers do it on the tabletop, by the way.

You don't need Eldrad when you have Dakka.
It's called a DakkaFex for a reason.
No, it doesn't need rending.
New Dakka. New logo. New boards. Same great taste.
The Wargod is watching you. You have nothing to fear.
For the Emperor!
Well hello Mr. Fancypants. Welcome to Dakka!
GET OVER HERE! Wait ... wrong game.

Taco, the sig at the bottom of yours is a good one too.

They aren't toys, they are mini's!
Defiled any Defilers lately?
Necrons: not too phased.....
SM: "And they shall know no brains"
Eldar: Skim through the cheese.
Tau. For the Greater Good, we're leaving.
Orks. "Sarge, pass me anuttha Elf, this one's split!"
IG: Which way is "Onward"?
SOB: Does this Armour look good in Black, or do you think pink?
Chaos: &*^$^#%(

Hey Malfred, I found the same issue. I like little bono's like that, so I set my work desktop to 1600x1200. Now it's easy.

If you already did that, sorry, it's just that I just found it.

Every time you necro a thread, The Emperor kills a Kitten. Think of the Kittens.

Dakka: now with more Ninjas.
Dakka: now with more Pirates.
can't get enough of that wonderfull Dakka
Dark Angels are Marines in Dresses
Lash of Submission is for Losers

Dakka dakka: plain ol' krumpin'

Got Rules Gripes? Dakka.

Mainlining plastic crack since 1894*

Toy soldiers for real men

Toeing the GW party line

My Leman Russ is Fight!

Interweb island of sanity

Anything but a one...

Trying to forget the metal Possessed

Liver-spotted crabbiness

Blessed with the Mark of Connery

Varlak had nothing on us

Why try harder?

Home of fragrant tournament-winning fluff gods

So l33t we spell it 'Elite'


*Say, since when has Dakka been around? I came in around the EZboard era, but I think even that was the second or third iteration.

"Dakka ate my baby!"

"Walk towards the Dakka, Carol Ann!"

"Cum On Feel The Dakka"

"We are the knights who say, 'Dakka!'"

"Dakkariffic!"

"Dakka on the outside, tasty on the inside."

"Use the Dakka, Luke."

"I do not like Green Eggs and Dakka"

"Can you hear me Dakka?"

"I'm going to Dakka World!"

McDakka... Home of the REAL Happy Meal."



Christmas related:

"We wish you a Merry Dakka!"

"Dakka roasting on an open fire..."

"Dakka the halls..."

"Silent Dakka. Holy Dakka."

"Dakka Claus is coming to town"

"The Twelve Days of Dakka."

"Hark! Hear the Dakka!"

"Oh, Holy Dakka."

"I'm Dreaming of a Dakka Christmas."

"Dakka, they told me... pa rum pa pum pum"

'Walking in a Dakka Wonderland"




Just off of the top of my head.



Eric

Fzorgle me Xerxes!

DakkaDakka... I'll Roshambo you for it!

DakkaDakka... Better than a kick in the Gribblies!

DakkaDakka. It's exactly like falling in love. Only different.

If you ain't Dakka, you ain't %$&*!

Dakka Dakka. ..I've got your 2+ save right HERE!

There's no "I" in Dakka!

Internet is to Jungle as Dakka is to Tiger.

Dakka Dakka -- Because we said so.

Four score and seven Dakka's ago...


Eric

"We paint our pants blue"

"All your dice are belong to us"

Thats all i got as i just noticed it was there and have refreshed it 80 billion times since.

Thanks for the suggestions guys.

There will be a fresh chunk of new ones added in the next software upgrade.

Well for one maybe fix the Causing marital strife headliner. On my window it only says causing marital strife sinc and then Microsoft cuts into it. Which doesn't make sense, because still about one third of the top part of the window is free of writing.
Edit: that was weird after I submitted my post I got the marital strife headliner again but this time it said since 1997. What's the deal?

The deal is, the funny sayings are the last thing on the header, so if the name of the page is long enough on some browsers the end of the name will get cut off.

So the first time you were looking at it was probably on the 'reply' screen (which has an even longer title because it includes 'post reply' on the header), then after you submitted the page title's length was a bit shorter so you could see the rest of the funny saying at the end.

When we implement the new batch we'll also be shortening some of the current ones to help them be fully visible more often.

2 Dakkas, 1 cup.
On Dakka, no one can hear you post.
Simply Dakkadent

Here's one for legoburner:

Dakka Dakka: Does more than it says on the tin.

malfred wrote: I want a shirt with the gamers do it on the tabletop, by the way.

Best T-shirt ever. Ill have to use that for my work shirt at my FLGS

40K/Warhams: Even in debt, I still spend.

Abaddon - Yes, he'll make it to your minor skirmish. With bells on!

Kharn - Decapitates on a 2+

Typhus - A better psyker than that tzeentch guy. WTF?

Lucius - Yeah, he still sucks. For Slaanesh that is!

Ahriman - He finally found the "ON" button.

Fabius Bile - He don't need no stinking power weapon!

Dakka Dakka - For the Glory of Chaos!

Dakka Dakka - Death to the False Emperor!

Dakka Dakka - Dude, where's my Land Raider?

Where GW game designers fear to tread

Sleeping on to the couch again? Dakka understands.

Remember, alt+tab will bring back your spreadsheet when the boss walks by!

Dakka Forums: More Strength and Initiative less BS.

You just have to use this one:

Madness? This is DAKKA!

My toy soldiers could beat up your toy soldiers