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2010/11/30 16:03:56
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dakka Dakka: A place on the net where fist is not a verb.
Dakka Dakka: None more Dakka.
Dakka Dakka: Space Marines since 1977, suck on that James Cameron!
Dakka Dakka: Dakka doesn't do european lager but if it did...
Dakka Dakka: Where BS 2 doesn't make a difference.
Dakka Dakka: Last bastion of the Squat.
Dakka Dakka: Unfortunately declaring Exterminatus won't work in real life.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2010/12/03 00:43:37
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DakkaDakka: Space Marines in Space!
DakkaDakka: Da dok iz in!
DakkaDakka: Kills 99.9% of all brain cells.
DakkaDakka: It's not the size that counts... though it helps.
DakkaDakka: Where even an Ork is a fun guy.
DakkaDakka: Tzeentch walks into a bar... should've seen it coming.
DakkaDakka: As full-bodied as Nurgle's farts.
DakkaDakka: In the 41st millenium, there is only funk!
DakkaDakka: Not just for Christmas...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/12/03 03:43:42
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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Dakka Dakka- Who comes up with this stuff anyways?
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2010/12/13 17:02:03
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Dakka Dakka Our other car is a land raider
Dakka Dakka refreshes the parts some combat stims cant reach
Dakka Dakka it's all good fun until somebody loses a bionic eye
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2010/12/15 00:31:34
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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It's only a good game until you are losing. Then it's a stupid game.
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2010/12/15 00:40:52
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DakkaDakka: Sounds like teen spirit!
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2010/12/22 03:22:01
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Calculating Commissar
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Dakka: Not that town in India!
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2010/12/22 05:42:36
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Lord of the Fleet
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Dakka: The Chaos Gods must be crazy
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2010/12/22 05:52:24
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Dakka. We're gonna make ya smile.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/22 22:32:54
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/22 14:02:36
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Dakka - we're gonna need a bigger gun
Dakka - you could use those 99c green men, but wheres the fun in that
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2010/12/22 21:57:41
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Calculating Commissar
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Dakka: Tastes like cheese. And that's not the new Space Wolves.
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2010/12/22 22:33:28
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Dakka: Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/22 23:02:45
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Dakka | -[insert witty quote here]-
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2010/12/22 23:16:43
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Dakka: What's the rumpus?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/12/22 23:19:23
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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What those guardsmen are walking through isn't snow, it is Lictors.
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2011/01/29 21:54:24
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Dakka Dakka: Like your bitz box, but with more users.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/02/10 20:59:07
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Dakka Dakka: Like chess club except even more nerdy.
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2011/02/10 21:11:05
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Fixture of Dakka
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If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs, we'd be lame!- 1,000,000,000 points to whoever knows what I'm on about.
out of interest, I wonder if there are any active dakkaites that joined before the turn of the millenium...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/19 12:42:54
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Dakka: do not question the yakface
Dakka:big brother is watching
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2011/03/09 06:09:50
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Fixture of Dakka
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Blaming the victim since you can remember.
Our T-rexes eat coconuts.
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Worship me. |
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2011/03/09 06:47:02
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Madrak Ironhide
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Mike Noble wrote:Dakka Dakka: Like chess club except even more nerdy.
I'd go with:
Manlier than the chess club, nerdier than the jocks.
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2011/03/09 06:48:40
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Dakka Dakka: Bro-hugs for everyone!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/03/12 18:56:24
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Nasty Nob
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Our dakkadence is matched only by our firepower
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2011/03/12 19:34:02
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Fixture of Dakka
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dakka's like a bits box- ya never know what you're gonna get.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/04/04 01:27:54
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Veteran ORC
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My Love for you is like DAKKADAKKA!
Dakka; Were'ze we luvs mukkin about!
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/04/23 00:40:07
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
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Don't know if these have been done.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Where are your Gods now, Heretic?
DakkaDakka- More successful than Abaddon’s Black Crusades.
Not this thread again.
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  "Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath"
 Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
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2011/05/07 21:53:52
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Veteran ORC
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Dakka: Sparta? THIS. IS. DAKKA!
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/05/08 01:39:02
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Brigadier General
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A kitten is still a kitten until it gets a skull for a face -then it's a Warhammer kitten.
My Mad-Libbed version of the GW employe's statment regarding skulls and scorpions as quoted here:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/367068.page#2773085
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2011/05/11 12:43:02
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Using Inks and Washes
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Dakka maths: dakka + dakka = dakka dakka
dakka dakka: it IS a serious hobby
no its not a nazi eagle!
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2011/05/11 15:22:32
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Major
Middle Earth
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16 active Matt Wards threads and counting!
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We're watching you... scum. |
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