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2009/02/28 11:57:47
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Dakka going up the center since (insert year here)
Dakka poking squigs with sticks since (insert year here)
Dakka the best a Troll can get
The fungus brew is on us
What if Tzeentch was one of us?
Dakka interior decorating with frag grenades
Dakka Thinks Captain Tycho was the best Phantom of the Opera
Paul Daniels is Egrimm Van Horstmann in disguise
Are you paying too much for warbuggy insurance?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/28 12:56:30
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2009/02/28 16:15:31
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Dakka, Welcome out of the Kiddies Pool!
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/01 02:38:07
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Dakka Dakka: Where we paint Orks bright pink.
Dakka Dakka: We take toy soldiers to another level.
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
<-- Second in Command of the Turtle Pie Guard --> |
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2009/03/01 03:17:40
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Dakka: Get a 1+ save against crybabies or get out
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/03/01 03:42:48
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Dakka, in bed with Mad Donna
A Dakka a day keeps the painboy away
If it feels good it's Slaanesh
Dakka - Mordheim's town drunk
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/05 01:07:19
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2009/03/07 21:44:16
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Even the Mods know my name!
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/08 01:31:35
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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Home of the Church of Turtle Pie ???
I know I saw that somewhere, in someone's sig. I was surprised that no one put it up.
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2009/03/08 05:59:57
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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Dakka - We don't need no stinkin' acronym.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2009/03/30 03:40:38
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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At DakkaDakka, we wear the boots of 40k and the shoulder-armour of Warmachine.
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/05/01 05:59:42
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Lurking Gaunt
Los Angeles, CA
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DakkaDakka, where the forces of evil wage war with plastic.
DakkaDakka: Get your Slaanesh on.
Dakkaspace, home of Yakkaface.
...I have a feeling that last one isn't going to be received well.
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2009/05/08 21:33:35
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Dakka Dakka: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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The Emperor doesn't seem to do much for you but you sure are expected to be mutilated, suffer, and die to make him happy. And is he dead or what? If he's entombed that would mean he's dead as a doornail, right? So, how can he be happy about anything you do, or even give orders to anyone? Are you worshipping the dead now? Is that something you'd really want to do? Because it sounds freaking creepy to me.
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2009/05/08 22:17:18
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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Dakka: Not a Browser Mistake.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2009/05/08 22:46:52
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Nasty Nob
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We put the hor in khorne
Welcome to the intraweb
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/05 22:41:10
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Dakka - Post tactics!
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2009/06/27 05:56:10
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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"Dakka Dakka, Gimme the news!"
"Dakka Dakka, Rocka Rocksa!"
"Dakka for the Dakka God! Shell Casings for the Shell Casing throne!" Might be a little lengthy
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"Each must find their own way. If those in our heartland had witnessed the savageries of the void as have we they would know this. The hand of each of the great starfarers is turned against the other; none will join their strength together just to to see their ancient enemies prosper. Neither should we."
- Commander Farsight. |
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2009/06/28 06:01:36
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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we may not get much done but we have fun doin it
im sorry did you mean cocka cocka
run while you still can
frazzled wont bite.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/17 16:09:06
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Member of the Malleus
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DAKKA IZ 1337 AND NO NOOBS
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 "I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword"  |
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2009/07/23 12:35:08
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[MOD]
Solahma
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Let The Galaxy Learn
Posts for the Post Throne!
My spleeeeeen! (admittedly obscure DoW reference)
In the grim darkness of the intrawebz . . .
A Knot In The Webway
For the Greater Good, we promise.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/23 14:56:19
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2009/08/13 08:22:10
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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In a world without hope, a world without justice, a world on the brink of insanty, there is only DAKKA!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/17 08:27:18
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Fireknife Shas'el
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DakkaDakka, post it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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2009/08/19 15:43:56
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Bow of Dakka +2/+5 against trolls
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2009/08/19 20:01:47
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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Choosy Moms Choose Dakka
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2009/08/19 20:03:46
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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We've got re-rolls in your re-rolls so you can re-roll when you re-roll.
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2009/09/15 12:37:23
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Dominating Dominatrix
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And They Shall Know No Toilet-Breaks.
Our furries wear power-armor.
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2009/09/16 03:54:13
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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There are some things that money can buy. For everything else, there's Dakka.
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2009/09/16 13:06:42
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Lady of the Lake
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Fear not the troll, the n00b, the ad-bot.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/16 13:09:18
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2009/09/17 01:42:42
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Malapropism of the day:
On DAKKA - Dwarves won't take you for granite.
DAKKA - free from filth, only cunning linguists here.
DAKKA DAKKA - I'd write something witty but I can't be boltered.
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2009/09/18 19:41:25
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
Going to ground when the boss is around!
Where Burna Boyz fear to tread.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/18 19:45:03
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2009/09/29 22:27:16
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Fixture of Dakka
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I've totally got a winner. Ready for it?
DakkaDakka: Play now, my lord
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Worship me. |
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2009/10/10 14:34:00
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There are some really great suggestions here. It is quite a pain to add new page headers as they slow the loading time for everyone, but there are some that are too good to be ignored. It will still be a while before we add more, but I wanted to give a special shout out to:
n0t_u wrote:Fear not the troll, the n00b, the ad-bot.
Which appeals to me greatly 
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Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
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