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2010/02/20 17:59:43
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
In that shadow right behind you...
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Girlfriend dumped you, Dakka understands... Dakka Dakka, no nerds allowed!  Automatically Appended Next Post: Post! Or feel the wrath of Dakka!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/02/20 19:54:10
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2010/02/24 19:19:15
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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"DakkaDakka-Gwar will save us when the bee's die."
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2010/02/24 19:52:09
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Unteroffizier
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Dakka Dakka-At the intersection of Grim and Dark.
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This post is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited.
40k, Adeptus Astartes, Battlefleet Gothic, Black Flame, Black Library, the Black Library logo, BL Publishing, Blood Angels, Bloodquest, Blood Bowl, the Blood Bowl logo, The Blood Bowl Spike Device, Cadian, Catachan, Chaos, the Chaos device, the Chaos logo, Citadel, Citadel Device, Cityfight, City of the Damned, Codex, Daemonhunters, Dark Angels, Darkblade, Dark Eldar, Dark Future, Dawn of War, the Double-Headed/Imperial Eagle device, 'Eavy Metal, Eldar, Eldar symbol devices, Epic, Eye of Terror, Fanatic, the Fanatic logo, the Fanatic II logo, Fire Warrior, the Fire Warrior logo, Forge World, Games Workshop, Games Workshop logo, Genestealer, Golden Demon, Gorkamorka, Great Unclean One, GW, GWI, the GWI logo, the Hammer of Sigmar logo, Horned Rat logo, Inferno, Inquisitor, the Inquisitor logo, the Inquisitor device, Inquisitor:Conspiracies, Keeper of Secrets, Khemri, Khorne, the Khorne logo, Kroot, Lord of Change, Marauder, Mordheim, the Mordheim logo, Necromunda, Necromunda stencil logo, Necromunda Plate logo, Necron, Nurgle, the Nurgle logo, Ork, Ork skull devices, Sisters of Battle, Skaven, the Skaven symbol devices, Slaanesh, the Slaanesh logo, Space Hulk, Space Marine, Space Marine chapters, Space Marine chapter logos, Talisman, Tau, the Tau caste designations, Tomb Kings, Trio of Warriors, Twin Tailed Comet Logo, Tyranid, Tyrannid, Tzeentch, the Tzeentch logo, Ultramarines, Warhammer, Warhammer Historical, Warhammer Online, Warhammer 40k Device, Warhammer World logo, Warmaster, White Dwarf, the White Dwarf logo, and all associated marks, names, races, race insignia, characters, vehicles, locations, units, illustrations and images from the Blood Bowl game, the Warhammer world, the Talisaman world, and the Warhammer 40,000 universe are either ®, TM and/or © Copyright Games Workshop Ltd 2000-2011, variably registered in the UK and other countries around the world. Used without permission. No challenge to their status intended. All Rights Reserved to their respective owners. |
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2010/02/24 21:48:43
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Dakka Dakka - Taking the Boy out of Boy Toy.
Dakka Dakka - Troll Free Since...Nevermind.
Dakka Dakka - Putting the Dakka In Dakka Dakka
Dakka Dakka - Catchier than Choppy Choppy.
Dakka Dakka - When Other Forums Are Banned At Work.
Dakka Dakka - Home of Gay Women Against Rape!
Dakka Dakka - Where the Post Count Doesn't Matter.
Dakka Dakka - We know you play with your toy soldiers.
Dakka Dakka - On top of the Vroom Vroom.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/02/25 11:46:00
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Hierarch
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Dakka Dakka - Because Dakka Dakka Dakka would be too long.
Dakka Dakka - Deep Strike never tasted this good.
Dakka Dakka - Orkichu! I choose YOU!
Dakka Dakka - if you thought /b/ was bad, you should see "Off Topic"
Dakka Dakka - Like porn for plastic crack addicts, only not.
Dakka Dakka - putting the X in 20XX
Dakka Dakka - Because the glue fumes haven't done enough damage already
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/02/25 19:54:45
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Dronze wrote:Dakka Dakka - if you thought /b/ was bad, you should see "Off Topic"
Oh, Yes! "Dakka Dakka-We'd stop complaining about Gee-dub but then they'd miss us." "Dakka Dakka-Because the internet is serious buisness." "Dakka Dakka-Unleashing manifest destiny since 1997." "Dakka Dakka-We saw what you did there." "Dakka Dakka-Frazzled knows where you live." "Dakka Dakka-Gwar's still right." "Dakka Dakka-If you understand Cheesey, your past the point of redemption." "Dakka Dakka-WAAAGGHHH!!!! That is all." "Dakka Dakka-No assembly required." "Dakka Dakka-So...not like Warseer at all then?"
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2010/02/28 03:15:17
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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We don't taste of chicken.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2010/02/28 14:57:09
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Dronze wrote:Dakka Dakka - putting the X in 20XX
That's a good one.
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2010/03/01 05:37:13
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Dakka Dakka - If Fozzie Bear had a speech impediment
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2010/03/29 20:36:36
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/03/30 14:59:39
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Unteroffizier
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Blitza da warboy wrote:Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
More like " TFGs please stay in YMDC"
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This post is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited.
40k, Adeptus Astartes, Battlefleet Gothic, Black Flame, Black Library, the Black Library logo, BL Publishing, Blood Angels, Bloodquest, Blood Bowl, the Blood Bowl logo, The Blood Bowl Spike Device, Cadian, Catachan, Chaos, the Chaos device, the Chaos logo, Citadel, Citadel Device, Cityfight, City of the Damned, Codex, Daemonhunters, Dark Angels, Darkblade, Dark Eldar, Dark Future, Dawn of War, the Double-Headed/Imperial Eagle device, 'Eavy Metal, Eldar, Eldar symbol devices, Epic, Eye of Terror, Fanatic, the Fanatic logo, the Fanatic II logo, Fire Warrior, the Fire Warrior logo, Forge World, Games Workshop, Games Workshop logo, Genestealer, Golden Demon, Gorkamorka, Great Unclean One, GW, GWI, the GWI logo, the Hammer of Sigmar logo, Horned Rat logo, Inferno, Inquisitor, the Inquisitor logo, the Inquisitor device, Inquisitor:Conspiracies, Keeper of Secrets, Khemri, Khorne, the Khorne logo, Kroot, Lord of Change, Marauder, Mordheim, the Mordheim logo, Necromunda, Necromunda stencil logo, Necromunda Plate logo, Necron, Nurgle, the Nurgle logo, Ork, Ork skull devices, Sisters of Battle, Skaven, the Skaven symbol devices, Slaanesh, the Slaanesh logo, Space Hulk, Space Marine, Space Marine chapters, Space Marine chapter logos, Talisman, Tau, the Tau caste designations, Tomb Kings, Trio of Warriors, Twin Tailed Comet Logo, Tyranid, Tyrannid, Tzeentch, the Tzeentch logo, Ultramarines, Warhammer, Warhammer Historical, Warhammer Online, Warhammer 40k Device, Warhammer World logo, Warmaster, White Dwarf, the White Dwarf logo, and all associated marks, names, races, race insignia, characters, vehicles, locations, units, illustrations and images from the Blood Bowl game, the Warhammer world, the Talisaman world, and the Warhammer 40,000 universe are either ®, TM and/or © Copyright Games Workshop Ltd 2000-2011, variably registered in the UK and other countries around the world. Used without permission. No challenge to their status intended. All Rights Reserved to their respective owners. |
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2010/04/03 10:05:26
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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Paladin Blake wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
More like " TFGs please stay in YMDC"
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/04/16 03:15:12
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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"Instinctive Behavior makes you lurk here."
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2010/04/16 12:49:28
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Dakka Dakka- So good we named it twice.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/16 12:49:55
DR:90S+G+M++B++I+Pw40k00#-D+A++/mWD292R+T(M)DM+
FW Epic Bunker: £97,871.35. Overpriced at all?
 Black Legion 8th Grand Company
 Cadian XV Airborne "Flying Fifteens"
 Order of the Ebon Chalice
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2010/04/18 00:23:32
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/08/10 20:02:18
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/02 00:39:47
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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You have been eaten by a grue.
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2010/05/04 19:24:17
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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DakkaDakka. It does what it says on the tin.
DakkaDakka. We know your worth your pts cost.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/08 23:25:30
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Ask not what DakkaDakka can do for you but ask, what YOU can do for DakkaDakka
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/07/14 17:51:14
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-Too Much Dakka Is Never Enough.
-Home of the RAW, the RAI, and the RAP.
-Dakka Dakka Now Worksafe-ish.
-Please Don't End Up Like Tau Online.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/14 17:52:48
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/08/09 18:57:41
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Fixture of Dakka
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Fething meltas, how do they work?!
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Worship me. |
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2010/08/09 21:37:44
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Fething meltas, how do they work?!
I second this one.
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2010/08/10 17:33:53
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Dakka Dakka, no mom its not nude girls.
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2010/08/19 09:31:26
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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^ hehem Off-Topic... How long ago was the Nude Vampire Girls thread? XD
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2010/08/20 08:15:14
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Hierarch
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Dakka Dakka - Our vampires don't sparkle.
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/10/07 18:04:48
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Perhaps one for the DCM forums:
Dakka Dakka: Playing with our little men since (insert founding date here)
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2010/10/16 12:51:08
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Commoragh-bound Peer
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Dakka Dakka- YOU can help Dakka give a Space Marine to every child.
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2010/11/23 13:37:05
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Luke, I AM your Dakka
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2010/11/29 00:49:15
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dakka Dakka - A few skulls short of a throne
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/29 00:59:59
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Nigel Stillman
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Drafting and covenverting happy meal toys into ork buggies since.... WAAGHH!!!
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2010/11/30 07:32:08
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Major
Middle Earth
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MasterDRD wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Fething meltas, how do they work?!
I second this one.
Thirded.
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We're watching you... scum. |
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