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Infiltrating Prowler






Yorkshire, UK

a quantum of (gaming) solace

our tank commanders have big swords

dakka dakka dakka dakka yak-man!

While you sleep, they'll be waiting...

Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? 
   
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Violent Enforcer




Charleston, SC, USA

Why talk it out when you can shoot it out? ...Dakka

=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S++G+M-B--I+Pwhfb06#+D++A+++/hWD-R+++T(T)DM++
======End Dakka Geek Code======
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Sheffield, UK

I see lead people.

Spain in Flames: Flames of War (Spanish Civil War 1936-39) Flames of War: Czechs and Slovaks (WWI & WWII) Sheffield & Rotherham Wargames Club

"I'm cancelling you, I'm cancelling you out of shame like my subscription to White Dwarf." - Mark Corrigan: Peep Show
 
   
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Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Here are a few from actual posts:

I know I might be expecting a little much, but I always kind of hope for rational, intelligent discourse on a Forum. (Have to cut this one down)

your observation offends me, please don't observe.

I wish I'd written that, it raped my English

wtf is happening to my thread?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/11/27 14:53:55


Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in gb
Infiltrating Prowler






Yorkshire, UK

think of the dakka, won't someone please think of the dakka??!

While you sleep, they'll be waiting...

Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? 
   
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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

drive me closer i want to hit people with my sword

hmm are you sure you have enough guns on that.....WHAT you can never have too much Dakka

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







More corrupt than a Greater Daemon or Illinois Politician.

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
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Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

WH40K - Just like G.I. Joe, with more acceptable nudity. And skulls.

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Very Grim/Dark.

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in us
Hardened Veteran Guardsman






Wading River, NY

now with skull pits!

Its not orky enough





-7k
-3k Watch my guys die in the tens per turn!
2k with fancy lava bases!


 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

this page needs more cow bell

Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





South Lakes

I can't believe its not Dakka! ... Oh wait, it is!

 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Now with more grammar trolling!

Lash of Submission is for losers.

...where the signatures are bigger than the posts!

I find your lack of paint disturbing.
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





South Lakes

my other soulgrinder has a penis?

 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

We put the Chaos back in Chaos Space Marines.
   
Made in ca
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary

BYE

It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.

Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
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Dakka Veteran




HURRRRRRRRRRR!!z!!1
   
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





Stafford

in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only smurfs.

... and there was much nerd-rage

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/09 15:49:27


=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======

"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."

- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units


 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Stay out of the kiddie pool.

Does my Warboss get FnP from the Dok?

Don't wake the Trolls.
   
Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Home of H.B.M.C., our own personal Clint Eastwood.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

Would you like to know more?

Dakka we can believe in.
   
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






......at least it's not Warseer!

lovely Spam! Wonderful spam!

   
Made in ca
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary

Yo dawg, we herd you like Dakka...

Glass?!? Who gives a s**t about glass?!? (replace glass with something related)


It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.

Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





Earlobe deep in doo doo

Dakka Cos even in the far future you want to shoot a machine gun.
Accuracy who needs it
What we need are Loaded Dice
Don't change your tactics, change your dice

"But me no buts! Our comrades get hurt. Our friends die. Falkenburg is a knight who swore an oath to serve the church and to defend the weak. He'd be the first to tell you to stop puling and start planning. Because what we are doing-at risk to ourselves-is what we have sworn to do. The West relies on us. It is a risk we take with pride. It is an oath we honour. Even when some soft southern burgher mutters about us, we know the reason he sleeps soft and comfortable, why his wife is able to complain about the price of cabbages as her most serious problem and why his children dare to throw dung and yell "Knot" when we pass. It's because we are what we are. For all our faults we stand for law and light.
Von Gherens This Rough Magic Lackey, Flint & Freer
Mekagorkalicious -Monkeytroll
2017 Model Count-71
 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Dakka:
WS 10 BS 7 S 5 T 5 W 3 I 6 A 10 Ld 10 Sv 1+
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

We smell like Cider.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/26 16:45:39


You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror





A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
 
   
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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

I suggest we get some funny page headers.

 
   
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte





Dakka the angry god's omelette
Dakka even our spam is green
Dakka what a Watcher in the Dark has under it's robe
Dakka giving Nurgle a sponge bath since (insert year here)
Dakka dog food for flesh hounds
Dakka - we make our toast with flamers


 
   
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers






Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.

halonachos wrote:Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.




10 attacks might be a bit much.

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