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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/07/31 11:49:31
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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a quantum of (gaming) solace
our tank commanders have big swords
dakka dakka dakka dakka yak-man!
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While you sleep, they'll be waiting...
Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/07 05:52:43
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Violent Enforcer
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Why talk it out when you can shoot it out? ...Dakka
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S++G+M-B--I+Pwhfb06#+D++A+++/hWD-R+++T(T)DM++
======End Dakka Geek Code======
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/27 14:18:51
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Fixture of Dakka
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I see lead people.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/27 14:53:46
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Wrack Sufferer
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Here are a few from actual posts: I know I might be expecting a little much, but I always kind of hope for rational, intelligent discourse on a Forum. (Have to cut this one down) your observation offends me, please don't observe. I wish I'd written that, it raped my English wtf is happening to my thread?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/11/27 14:53:55
Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/11 09:07:47
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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think of the dakka, won't someone please think of the dakka??!
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While you sleep, they'll be waiting...
Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/12 00:33:45
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Tough Treekin
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drive me closer i want to hit people with my sword
hmm are you sure you have enough guns on that.....WHAT you can never have too much Dakka
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/12 06:40:21
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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More corrupt than a Greater Daemon or Illinois Politician.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/17 01:45:45
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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WH40K - Just like G.I. Joe, with more acceptable nudity. And skulls.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/17 02:42:05
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Wrack Sufferer
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Very Grim/Dark.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/17 02:44:49
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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now with skull pits!
Its not orky enough
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-7k
-3k Watch my guys die in the tens per turn!
2k with fancy lava bases!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/18 10:14:17
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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this page needs more cow bell
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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/21 13:59:31
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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I can't believe its not Dakka! ... Oh wait, it is!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/21 20:38:19
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Now with more grammar trolling!
Lash of Submission is for losers.
...where the signatures are bigger than the posts!
I find your lack of paint disturbing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/21 21:03:46
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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my other soulgrinder has a penis?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/28 23:18:35
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Dominating Dominatrix
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We put the Chaos back in Chaos Space Marines.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 05:33:50
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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BYE
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 16:12:23
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Dakka Veteran
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HURRRRRRRRRRR!!z!!1
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 15:48:10
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only smurfs. ... and there was much nerd-rage
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/09 15:49:27
=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/11 11:00:25
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Stay out of the kiddie pool.
Does my Warboss get FnP from the Dok?
Don't wake the Trolls.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/04 18:24:08
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Home of H.B.M.C., our own personal Clint Eastwood.
If it bleeds we can kill it.
Would you like to know more?
Dakka we can believe in.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/05 00:36:45
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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......at least it's not Warseer!
lovely Spam! Wonderful spam!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/08 04:46:39
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Yo dawg, we herd you like Dakka...
Glass?!? Who gives a s**t about glass?!? (replace glass with something related)
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/24 22:48:46
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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Dakka Cos even in the far future you want to shoot a machine gun.
Accuracy who needs it
What we need are Loaded Dice
Don't change your tactics, change your dice
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"But me no buts! Our comrades get hurt. Our friends die. Falkenburg is a knight who swore an oath to serve the church and to defend the weak. He'd be the first to tell you to stop puling and start planning. Because what we are doing-at risk to ourselves-is what we have sworn to do. The West relies on us. It is a risk we take with pride. It is an oath we honour. Even when some soft southern burgher mutters about us, we know the reason he sleeps soft and comfortable, why his wife is able to complain about the price of cabbages as her most serious problem and why his children dare to throw dung and yell "Knot" when we pass. It's because we are what we are. For all our faults we stand for law and light.
Von Gherens This Rough Magic Lackey, Flint & Freer
Mekagorkalicious -Monkeytroll
2017 Model Count-71
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/26 16:40:29
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/26 16:42:26
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Dakka:
WS 10 BS 7 S 5 T 5 W 3 I 6 A 10 Ld 10 Sv 1+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/26 16:44:37
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/26 16:45:39
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/27 07:03:18
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/27 17:11:18
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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I suggest we get some funny page headers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/27 17:46:26
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Dakka the angry god's omelette
Dakka even our spam is green
Dakka what a Watcher in the Dark has under it's robe
Dakka giving Nurgle a sponge bath since (insert year here)
Dakka dog food for flesh hounds
Dakka - we make our toast with flamers
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/28 03:34:14
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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halonachos wrote:Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.
10 attacks might be a bit much.
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