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2009/12/02 23:43:48
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Dear USA.
I, Mad Doc Grotsnik, am thoroughly fed up with the frankly insipid terms and phrases leaking out of your country. Phrases like 'Da Bomb' and 'Back In The Day' are simply neither wanted, nor required.
When you ungrateful wretches overthrew your righful and benevolent masters, you took with you our Language, which it is now apparent you wasted absolutely no time whatsoever in corrupting and generally buggering about with. Now, fair play I suppose, as after all we, your rightful and benevolent masters have quite the history of following other countries down dark alleys and mugging them for the odd word (especially the French).
But to then export meaningless and mind numbing words and phrases back to us is just sheer bloody cheek! And I won't have it, not any more! The English language already has plenty of scope to insult, shock, upset, berate, belittle, surprise and offend. It doesn't need your help.
So I beg of you, please knock it off. I am now offering free lessons in how to turn the air blue, confuse, baffle and insult your fellow Countrymen, to their face, without getting caught out.
Simply post up what you are dying to say to someone you really don't like, and I will wave my wondiferous wordy wand, and present you with a paragraph of piss-take.
Any takers?
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2009/12/02 23:49:05
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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This thread is the shizzle.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/02 23:50:15
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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DIE! DIE!
(flying Monkies infected with Hepatitis A-Z have been dispatched to violently frotter your nasal passage)
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2009/12/02 23:55:52
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Executing Exarch
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Albatross wrote:This thread is the shizzle.
...my nizzle.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/02 23:57:28
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
 WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
 Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/12/02 23:58:03
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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JEB_Stuart wrote:Albatross wrote:This thread is the shizzle.
...my nizzle.
Im sure this is what he means, 
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Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play:  /    /  too now
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2009/12/02 23:58:47
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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MDG, can I axe you a question? Before you try to school me in the arts of Eurobonics, can we hit up the BK lounge after we get our hungry on with some trees. Afterwords, we can mack on some Ten Percents and then bounce? Whatcha tink? No? Mmmkay... Outtie!
Hurr... Just kidding... I just wanted some lolz
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool  )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/02 23:59:11
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/12/02 23:59:41
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Killer Klaivex
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Crikey, mate! Pommy boy don't know what he's on about! Looks like this bogan needs a roight cookin' on the barbie!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/12/03 00:00:05
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I think you ought to shut your geggie before I hoof your hoop.
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2009/12/03 00:01:05
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Hurr
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 00:01:44
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Mmm...double post. Glitch methinks.
And oddly, I can make out every word you guys say.
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2009/12/03 00:03:34
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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I think its more funny that people from our own "island" have such differing tongues that some from my parts need bloody subtitles!
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. |
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2009/12/03 00:04:05
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Executing Exarch
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Mmm...double post. Glitch methinks.
Dats cool my brotha. We can hang wit dat. Get on wit yo bad self and double post all day!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 00:05:07
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/12/03 00:05:00
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I can make out most UK accents, except Scouse.
Mainly because it is such and offensive accent, my brain pretends such awful sounds are impossible.
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2009/12/03 00:05:12
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Iz you tryin' to merk me, blud? I'z a badman, init. Don't take me for a batty-boy, y'get me?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 00:07:01
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/12/03 00:09:37
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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I can see where this thread is going...... OVER DAR!!!
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. |
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2009/12/03 00:10:30
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Yeah, I do... I am in the band after all...
Well, actually, after my wife and I watched the end of season 2, she was calling me Nathan Explosion during nightly nekkid cuddle puddle...
That is the same thing? Right?
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 00:11:03
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Albatross wrote:Iz you tryin' to merk me, blud? I'z a badman, init. Don't take me for a batty-boy, y'get me?
Hush now. Mouth is open, should be shut.
P.S. Most amusing thing I've ever heard was a group of Middle Class fartknockers in T Wells calling each other 'Blood' in posh English accents. And I don't believe they were being ironic, just moronically following a braindead trend to be all 'Urban'. Even when they most likely live in one of the picturesque, rural Kent villages....
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2009/12/03 00:11:22
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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IRPurple wrote:I can see where this thread is going...... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE FETH OVER DAR!!!
Fixed
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/12/03 00:12:07
I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 00:16:55
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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tblock1984 wrote:the BK lounge
The best.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/03 00:20:23
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Orkeosaurus wrote:tblock1984 wrote:the BK lounge
The best.
The besters of the bestest's! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 00:20:36
I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 00:32:27
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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MDG - I fething HATE that patois nonsense!
It's almost as if they can't speech proper england.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 00:34:04
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Well indee...
Ooooooooh. I see what you did there.....
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2009/12/03 00:34:53
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Executing Exarch
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Albatross wrote:It's almost as if they can't speech proper england.
Tut tut, very clever...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 00:35:18
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/12/03 00:35:39
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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p.s. the most horrendous mauling of the English language by an American has to be 'Is you IS or is you Ain't my baby? - which is a jazz standard.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 01:02:30
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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Albatross wrote:p.s. the most horrendous mauling of the English language by an American has to be 'Is you ARE or is you Ain't my baby? - which is a jazz standard.
fixed it for yu
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. |
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2009/12/03 01:06:26
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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fixed it for you
Fixed THAT for you. 
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 01:09:05
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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I is gonna fix you up bare good, b'rup!
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2009/12/03 01:09:51
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Dear USA.
I, Mad Doc Grotsnik, am thoroughly fed up with the frankly insipid terms and phrases leaking out of your country. Phrases like 'Da Bomb' and 'Back In The Day' are simply neither wanted, nor required.
When you ungrateful wretches overthrew your righful and benevolent masters, you took with you our Language, which it is now apparent you wasted absolutely no time whatsoever in improving it. Now, fair play I suppose, as after all we, your rightful and benevolent masters have quite the history of following other countries down dark alleys and mugging them for the odd word (especially the French).
But to then export meaningless and mind numbing words and phrases back to us is just sheer bloody cheek! And I won't have it, not any more! The English language already has plenty of scope to insult, shock, upset, berate, belittle, surprise and offend. It doesn't need your help.
So I beg of you, please knock it off. I am now offering free lessons in how to turn the air blue, confuse, baffle and insult your fellow Countrymen, to their face, without getting caught out.
Simply post up what you are dying to say to someone you really don't like, and I will wave my wondiferous wordy wand, and present you with a paragraph of piss-take.
Any takers?
Fixed your post.
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