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It's like a horrible myriad of evil, that happens to be OCD about making sure grammar, wording, spelling and puctuation are all present and correct.
This can only end well
Gwar! wrote:
If you live to the point where you have to be in an old folks home, you iz mukin about and aint being orky enough!
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:How would I tell someone to eat sh*t and die in British English, as opposed to American English?
I then Would still live, as i speak Scottish-English. Commonly known local as "Doric". If i could be bothered typing it properly and used more Doric dialect it would need translating. XD
And not correcting me like anyone else id discrimination of the mentally handicapped.
EDIT:
Wait a minute, i should learn to read ANY-English first...
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank.
I couldn't find the words to properly examplify what words would accurately portray the message I am attempting to put accross. But alas, I have found a poem which demonstrates my meaning to a near perfection.
We in the club doin' the same ol' two step
Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out
Cause we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out
Orkeosaurus wrote:"Eat food from our country and die".
And Orkeosaurus wins the thread...
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix
Oh, I don't know about that. Judging by the photos of american food posted on this forum from time to time, I wouldn't touch american food with a stolen dick!
Fried much? Cheese much? Hot-sauce much? Heart-attack much?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Orkeosaurus wrote:"Eat food from our country and die".
And Orkeosaurus wins the thread...
Orkeosaurus wrote:Ew, don't touch our food with a dick.
What are you gay?
No, you win the internet. Not just one of them... THE WHOLE DAMN THING!!! Everyone! Get off the internet! It is Orky's now! Give it to him! He won it fair and square!
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled
Albatross wrote:Oh, I don't know about that. Judging by the photos of american food posted on this forum from time to time, I wouldn't touch american food with a stolen dick!
Fried much? Cheese much? Hot-sauce much? Heart-attack much?
You mean there are other ways to eat food that doesn't involve deep fry cheese or hot sauce.
Sounds rather lame and boring, or sounds like a vegan diet.
It's not food if it's not deep fried, smothered in cheese and hot sauce and kicks around in your stomach for hours before coming back up.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
How would you tell somebody that they seem like the kind of person that likes to fart in the bath tub, then bite the bubbles?
"Excuse me old chap, but are you one of those 'Americans' I keep hearing so much about? Fascinating."
@Orkeosaurus - Fancy a sandwich?
I prefer to call such bubble munchers - WINDOW LICKERS.
This is owing to the common sight of 'Special' School Buses hurtling around during the rush hour, when you can guarantee at least one spazz* (often more) will be licking the window.
*Person of different mental ability.
Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?
I used to work with a guy from London or someplace in Pommieland. Anyway, he would say things like skyver sp? (for fiver). So you Poms muck up your own language pretty well. He had a whole bunch of these rhyme replacement words.
So unless you speak RP Mad Dok. Which IIRC only 3% of England does you should also be ashamed.
Right now I'm reading Mad Dok's posts as if spoken by Dizzie Rascal. Blud.
Also Apart from the aforementioned Dizzee isn't the Urban fad dead? Seems to be where I am anyway.
Albatross wrote:Oh, I don't know about that. Judging by the photos of american food posted on this forum from time to time, I wouldn't touch american food with a stolen dick!
Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
I never understood how British English speakers could randomly add invisible Rs to things. Or completely disregard a hard consonent in the middle of a word. Say Schedule for me.
Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Grasshoppah, when your country invent own language, you too can do as you wish with it whilst berating others.
We did. Its called TexMex. Frankly I don't get you Brits. How come you don't speak Spanish like the rest of us?
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
