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2009/12/03 19:51:39
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Tilter at Windmills
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Yah, the whole thread pleasantly reminds me of Ali G Indahouse.
David Carlton: Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?
Ali G: Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole...
David Carlton: Really? When?
Ali G: Eight years and three months ago.
David Carlton: Says here you claim disability benefit, are you...?
Ali G: Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...
[starts to air-mix, winces, feigns pain, and stops. Notices Carlton's fit secretary looking at him, so he points to his crotch]
Ali G: Everything down there's still working, though! Oh, yes...
Ali G: You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real!
Cabinet M.P.: That's three words!
Ali G: Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?
David Carlton: As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end...
Ali G: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
David Carlton: Prime minister, I really can't be expected to...
Prime Minister: Go on now, David!
David Carlton: [Looking annoyed] I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum!
Ali G: Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!
Jezzy F: No, no - wait! Me mum, yeah, she put me yellow top in the wash with me brother's blue football socks even though they ain't colourfast.
Ali G: All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 19:54:20
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2009/12/03 20:06:23
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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And Ali G preceded the whole 'Urban' movement.
Methinks some record execs very much got the wrong end of the stick....
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2009/12/03 21:23:12
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Tilter at Windmills
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Really? I thought he was satirising something already in existence at the time.
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2009/12/03 21:26:58
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Kind of, but it was extremely underground, where it should have bloody stayed.
Suddenly 'Garage' music exploded, followed by tripe like So Solid Crew, Blazin' Squad, N-Dubz. Its all gak, and it's all post-Ali G.
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2009/12/03 21:56:37
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I had a couple backpackers come into a store I worked at a few years ago, and one was norther Canadian (thank god) the other one was a Brit from somewhere north. Thats all I could make out when he talked. It was a jargled mess that sounded like a mix of hacking up snot and coughing at the same time.
Im glad his friend was a Canook because he was the only one I could understand clearly. He thought it was funny, I was just glad I wasnt in a life or death situation with THAT guy telling me how to defuse the bomb
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2009/12/03 21:58:26
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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More than likely a Scouser.
I can only apologise. We do try to keep them on a tight leash, but ever since the Beatles they seem to think they are allowed to travel!
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2009/12/03 22:01:10
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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KingCracker wrote:I had a couple backpackers come into a store I worked at a few years ago, and one was norther Canadian (thank god) the other one was a Brit from somewhere north. Thats all I could make out when he talked. It was a jargled mess that sounded like a mix of hacking up snot and coughing at the same time.
Im glad his friend was a Canook because he was the only one I could understand clearly. He thought it was funny, I was just glad I wasnt in a life or death situation with THAT guy telling me how to defuse the bomb
I worked with a gentleman from Ireland for a time, a very likable person; however, I could understand only about 1/2 of what he said and I'm sure it was mutual. Accents and dialects can definitely cause communication problems. 
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2009/12/03 22:07:42
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Executing Exarch
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May a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down on you Cane for putting a video of Chomsky on this thread...
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2009/12/03 22:18:50
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Really? I thought he was satirising something already in existence at the time.
He was. Ali G is supposedly based on Tim Westwood. Automatically Appended Next Post: Plus UK hip-hop is a bit older than Grime. And Grime is fething awesome.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 22:32:35
 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 23:36:43
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Albatross wrote:Really? I thought he was satirising something already in existence at the time.
He was. Ali G is supposedly based on Tim Westwood.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Plus UK hip-hop is a bit older than Grime. And Grime is fething awesome.
BRAAAAAAAAAP
Westwood pretty much brought hip hop to England. He may be a joke but he knows his Shizzle, get me.
Also Westwood is in fact God's favourite DJ, blessed my god didn't you know? *drops bomb*
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
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2009/12/03 23:49:41
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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'IT'S THE BIG DOG!!!!!11!!!!! WESTWOOOOOOODDD!!!!1!!'
What an extraordinary tit that man is.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/04 00:20:37
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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A true national embarassment.
Please, someone....kill him. Don't shoot him, or stab him. Do something non-Hiphop, like run him over with a Piano.
Or perhaps beat him to death with some sheet music?
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2009/12/04 00:57:04
Subject: Re:Linguistic REVENGE!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Wow, this thread is careening all over the place. I would barf, but at this point, I don't think anyone would notice.
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2009/12/04 01:05:00
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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This reminds me of the failed beauty pagent that was going to be held to honor Ebonics.
It didn't go over because no one wanted to be miss Idaho.
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2009/12/04 01:15:24
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/04 01:26:18
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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@MDG - I would volunteer to personally ram a trombone up that man's colon.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/04 12:42:26
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:A true national embarassment.
Please, someone....kill him. Don't shoot him, or stab him. Do something non-Hiphop, like run him over with a Piano.
Or perhaps beat him to death with some sheet music?
Lol, that tickled me.
He would still find something ridiculous to say though.
Oh and you know hes like 52...true story...
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
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2009/12/04 12:48:28
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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And the son of rather posh parents. What a fool mr Westwood is.
Oh, and a guy I used to work with made the mistake of buying one of his 'albums'. Rather than bother mixing, each track is linked by the sound of an explosion. What skill! Tosser.
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2009/12/04 12:54:27
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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When i said "Time Westwood, blessed by God. God's favourite DJ", he actually said that, lol.
Oh, when Westwood 'Drops the Bomb', things get crazy...
Thing is, whether or not you like Hip Hop (I do) he has done a lot for music in this country (not just Hip Hop).
However, I don't condone his ridiculous and strange doings. You can like/promote Rap with out being...well, mental.
I don't mind him really though, as he gives me something to laugh at. I like to anticipate what he was going to do next, lol.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
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2009/12/04 14:56:30
Subject: Linguistic REVENGE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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His Dad's a Vicar isn't he? That just makes it even more amusing.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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