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So a week or two back Comics Alliance tried to find the one statment that would start the ugliest fight in a comic shop.

They came up with "Boba Fett would kill Worf in a fight".

But honestly I can't see too many people taking Worf's side in this. I think we can do better.

My entry:
"Kirk's Enterprise would destroy the Millennium Falcon"

Can anyone top it?

The falcon can out manuver that piece of junk.

" Zack Snyders Dawn of the Dead is a far better film than George A Romeros original version."...hmmm,maybe not such a good one.

Conversationaly,I belive Boba Fett would kick the gak out of Worf (but Worf would die with Honor),and Kirks Enterprise would vaporize the Millennium Falcon.

the one that causes most fights in my circle of friends is

"who would win, Master chief or a Space Marine?"

I say a space marine, but i'm outnumbered.

What?

Marty McFly out of Back To The Future would totally uwn the T1000 out of Terminator 2.

Robby The Robot out of Forbidden Planet would totally own Puck out of Puck of Pook's Hill.

Stig Of The Dump would totally pwn Raquel Welch out of 1 Million Years BC.

Professor Dumbledore out of Harry Potter would totally [wn Dracula out of Dracula.

Dracula out of Dracula would totall ]wn the National Blood Tranfusion Service.

The National Blood Transfusion Service would totally awn the Highways Agency.

Dan Brown would totally swn the One Ring.

Koyaanisqatsi would totally dwn Nausicca of the Valley of Wind.

The Pink Panther would totally fwn Lupin III.

Lupin III would totally gwn Kelly's Heroes.

Kelly's Heroes would totall hwn the Hitler Downfall Mash-ups.

Mash would totallt jwn ER.

How about "A Starcraft Space Marine could kill a 40K Space Marine!!!1!!one!!"

Psh, a Republic clone trooper would TROUNCE an Imperial Storm Trooper.........wait a second

Any comic hero could kill a jedi? XD

Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.

Batman vs Superman.

Mr. Burning wrote:Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.

Excuse me!

What about the Star Wars franchise was ever well thought out and deep from the beginning?

Kilkrazy wrote:

Mr. Burning wrote:Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.

Excuse me!

What about the Star Wars franchise was ever well thought out and deep from the beginning?

I think you just proved his point

Remember you want to divide the comic book shop, not united them against you. So I have to toss out anything related to Jar-Jar.

How about: the 90's were comics greatest era since back then Youngblood and Spawn could sell millions of copies but these days crap like Ultimates only sells thousands of copies.

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:

Mr. Burning wrote:Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.

Excuse me!

What about the Star Wars franchise was ever well thought out and deep from the beginning?

I think you just proved his point

I actually like star wars but to offend 'real' fans I'll point out.

Scripts
Ewoks
Younglings and the totally unemotional slaying and discovery off slayings
Midi chlorians _+ speaking into gillette venus lady razors
'I'm Anakin' said in whiny voice
Anakin slaying the sand people 'yawn'
Anakin and Obi wan scrapping 'Hayden, play this like you are a teenager who cant go out after 10pm'
'The birth' I still cant see that without wanting to rip George Lucas heart out.
And Jar Jar.

Lucas work on star wars is flawed, enjoyable, but deeply flawed (even for saturday matinee).



is that going to far?...Oh.........

How about?
Sabretooth vs Wolveriene?
Marvel or DC?
all i got atm

Kid_Kyoto wrote:Remember you want to divide the comic book shop, not united them against you. So I have to toss out anything related to Jar-Jar.

How about: the 90's were comics greatest era since back then Youngblood and Spawn could sell millions of copies but these days crap like Ultimates only sells thousands of copies.

Rob Liefield is the corner stone of this era.


too much?

Mr. Burning wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:

Mr. Burning wrote:Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.

Excuse me!

What about the Star Wars franchise was ever well thought out and deep from the beginning?

I think you just proved his point

I actually like star wars but to offend 'real' fans I'll point out.

Scripts
Ewoks.........

I didn't understand anythin after this but it was enough.

VikingScott wrote:Sabretooth vs Wolveriene?

Shadowbrand wrote:Batman vs Superman.

How about we NOT do what's been done a million times before(Batman always beats Supes and Wolverine already perma-killed Sabretooth in continuity)?

2 that never end satisfactorily:

Batman vs. Wolverine

Wolverine vs. Lobo(let's do this one again WITHOUT fan voting and see who wins, since neither Marvel nor DC could actually come up with a logical way Wolverine could actually beat Lobo and so had it happen offscreen)

Who's Lobo?XD

Kid_Kyoto wrote:Remember you want to divide the comic book shop, not united them against you. So I have to toss out anything related to Jar-Jar.

How about: the 90's were comics greatest era since back then Youngblood and Spawn could sell millions of copies but these days crap like Ultimates only sells thousands of copies.

THIS is the one I'd go with!

Ooo....

Games Workshop's updated Tyranid looks are ripped off from Starcraft.
While the even earlier Tyranids are ripped off from Aliens . Giger

All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.

LunaHound wrote:Ooo....

Games Workshop's updated Tyranid looks are ripped off from Starcraft.
While the even earlier Tyranids are ripped off from Aliens . Giger

Soladrin wrote:Who's Lobo?XD

The Main Man, the Ultimate Bastich!

Also, he can regenerate himself entirely from his own blood(or any part of his body) in seconds.

Also, he single-handedly killed his entire planet out of boredom(or as a school project, I forget which exactly).

Apparently, the reason he gives for losing against Wolvie: "I was paid to take a dive by a bald guy in a wheelchair."

Dare devil vs. Punisher.

garret wrote:Dare devil vs. Punisher.

Here ya go.

X-men were better Post Phoenix than Pre-Phoenix.

Platuan4th wrote:

Soladrin wrote:Who's Lobo?XD

The Main Man, the Ultimate Bastich!

Also, he can regenerate himself entirely from his own blood(or any part of his body) in seconds.

Also, he single-handedly killed his entire planet out of boredom(or as a school project, I forget which exactly).

Apparently, the reason he gives for losing against Wolvie: "I was paid to take a dive by a bald guy in a wheelchair."

Ok, win. He reminds me of rob zombie..

I liked both the new dawn of the dead AND spawn

Real women vs. anime and comic book women. lol