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2010/05/01 22:24:59
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Calculating Commissar
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garret wrote:Real women vs. anime and comic book women. lol
That wouldn't start a fight. That would just make them all get sweaty and nervous thinking about it. There would be a subsequent lineup for the washroom.
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2010/05/01 22:36:28
Subject: Re:Start a nerd fight!
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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LunaHound wrote:Ooo....
Games Workshop's updated Tyranid looks are ripped off from Starcraft.
While the even earlier Tyranids are ripped off from Aliens . Giger
I totally agree, actually.
hmm howbout...
"why is Zelda always having to go and rescue the princess?"
"that master spartan guy's halo gun is awesome"
"you think Metroid's gun is part of his suit or is it attached to his arm?
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Sold everything. |
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2010/05/01 22:38:24
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Master chief vs anything
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2010/05/01 22:56:29
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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avantgarde wrote:All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.
But..but...I have children...  ,boy now I'm really confused. Automatically Appended Next Post: IG_urban wrote:
hmm howbout...
"why is Zelda always having to go and rescue the princess?"
I always thought Zelda was the princess,and the "elfs" name was Link.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/01 22:58:49
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/05/01 22:59:50
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Calculating Commissar
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FITZZ wrote:avantgarde wrote:All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.
But..but...I have children... ,boy now I'm really confused.
They aren't yours FITZZ. Don't act like you haven't come to realize that. 
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2010/05/01 23:23:46
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote: IG_urban wrote:
hmm howbout...
"why is Zelda always having to go and rescue the princess?"
I always thought Zelda was the princess,and the "elfs" name was Link.
That's because it is. I have a feeling the reason it was in quotes was because if you go to any VG website and post that, you'll get a bunch of fanboyz yelling about the fact that Zelda = Princess, Link = Hero.
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2010/05/01 23:34:09
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/05/01 23:50:00
Subject: Re:Start a nerd fight!
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Calculating Commissar
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I dub thee, 'Sister Thunder Thighs'.
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2010/05/01 23:53:08
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Deaths Head owns Lobo.
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2010/05/02 00:36:26
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Deaths Head owns Lobo.
Only because he's originally from Transformers and was invented to take out Autobots.
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2010/05/02 00:54:43
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Freelance peacekeeping agent yessss....
(and I thought he was originally hired to bring down Galvatron, at least that's how I remember him in the time war comics back when I was a kid about 27 years ago).
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2010/05/02 01:06:51
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Freelance peacekeeping agent yessss....
(and I thought he was originally hired to bring down Galvatron, at least that's how I remember him in the time war comics back when I was a kid about 27 years ago).
He was, but he was also hired to kill Rodimus Prime(who then countered with a higher offer to take out Cyclonus and Scourge). He was then mind controlled by Unicron, helped Rodimus confine Uni to the Matrix, then jumped into a Time Portal with Cyclonus and Scourge(which led him to meeting The Doctor and being shrunk to human size by said Doctor and sent through time).
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2017/05/01 01:08:17
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Star wars vs. star trek vs. battlestar galictica vs. stargate. All out brawl.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/05/02 01:10:39
Subject: Re:Start a nerd fight!
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Otiose in a Niche
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IG_urban wrote:
"why is Zelda always having to go and rescue the princess?"
"that master spartan guy's halo gun is awesome"
"you think Metroid's gun is part of his suit or is it attached to his arm?
Again that's just getting people pissed at you, not dividing them into warring factions with people swinging from the lights and breaking long boxes over each others' heads.
For 40k there is one sure sentence to divide any forum:
Are space marines gay?
I forget who came up with taht during our invasion of the warp back in the day but it's never been topped.
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1201/05/02 01:23:09
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Captain Kirk may be a closet case with typical over compensation issues but Luke did it with Leia.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2010/05/02 01:24:17
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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But leia is his sister. I am sure he knew that.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/05/02 01:32:12
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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avantgarde wrote:All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.
But I've slept with girls before (no sex though  ) I'm confused, too.
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2010/07/02 01:35:47
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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garret wrote:But leia is his sister. I am sure he knew that.
Are you suggesting that along with his chronic whining problem Luke also harbored incestious tendencies? Automatically Appended Next Post: metallifan wrote:FITZZ wrote:avantgarde wrote:All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.
But..but...I have children... ,boy now I'm really confused.
They aren't yours FITZZ. Don't act like you haven't come to realize that.
Aha...That would explain why they are such good looking kids. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/05/02 01:41:56
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Female Space Marines
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"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
 Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
 Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
 Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with! |
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2010/05/02 01:57:02
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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manga is infinitely superior to American comics.
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2010/05/02 02:22:22
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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focusedfire wrote:Captain Kirk may be a closet case with typical over compensation issues but Luke did it with Leia.
Erm bwuh? When did Luke ever do anything other than a kiss with Leia?
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2010/05/02 02:53:49
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:manga is infinitely superior to American comics.
Goku vs. Superman
I've actually used that before.
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 Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/05/02 02:56:14
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:garret wrote:But leia is his sister. I am sure he knew that.
Are you suggesting that along with his chronic whining problem Luke also harbored incestious tendencies?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
metallifan wrote:FITZZ wrote:avantgarde wrote:All of you are hopeless spazoids that lack any social skills and will never know the touch of a woman.
But..but...I have children... ,boy now I'm really confused.
They aren't yours FITZZ. Don't act like you haven't come to realize that.
Aha...That would explain why they are such good looking kids.
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2010/05/02 03:41:51
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Actually I think it would depend on the class of nerd/geek we are talking about...
Computer gamers
Table top gamers
Roleplayers
Comics geeks
Anime geeks
Computer geeks
Renfaire
Cosplayers
Of course most fit into several of these. So the real knock down dragout would be.... Which is superior.. and why?
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/05/02 03:45:01
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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helgrenze wrote:Actually I think it would depend on the class of nerd/geek we are talking about...
Computer gamers
Table top gamers
Roleplayers
Comics geeks
Anime geeks
Computer geeks
Renfaire
Cosplayers
Of course most fit into several of these. So the real knock down dragout would be.... Which is superior.. and why?
Nah, that one's easy. The computer geeks will just hack into some websites and have us arrested for fraud or various other crimes before the fight is even due to take place.
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2010/05/02 03:46:22
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Platuan4th wrote:helgrenze wrote:Actually I think it would depend on the class of nerd/geek we are talking about...
Computer gamers
Table top gamers
Roleplayers
Comics geeks
Anime geeks
Computer geeks
Renfaire
Cosplayers
Of course most fit into several of these. So the real knock down dragout would be.... Which is superior.. and why?
Nah, that one's easy. The computer geeks will just hack into some websites and have us arrested for fraud or various other crimes before the fight is even due to take place.
But they might also be computer gamers, and have to split their opinion.
And to whoever didn't like Jar Jar... you know deep down inside of you that he made that movie the glorious thing it was.
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Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/05/02 03:52:28
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:So a week or two back Comics Alliance tried to find the one statment that would start the ugliest fight in a comic shop.
They came up with "Boba Fett would kill Worf in a fight".
But honestly I can't see too many people taking Worf's side in this. I think we can do better.
My entry:
"Kirk's Enterprise would destroy the Millennium Falcon"
Can anyone top it?
Is this an unarmed fight? If so I'm totally giving it to worf, he's got the size and similar if not superior training.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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2010/05/02 04:33:03
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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The Punisher would totally kick Batmans A$$
or insert any marvel vs DC characters.
The Crow is superior to Spawn in every way.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2010/05/02 04:38:33
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Spider man vs daredevil.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/05/02 04:42:42
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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garret wrote:Spider man vs daredevil.
I think most people would agree spiderman. He can throw cars like 100 feet into the air, can take getting hit by lead pipes in stride, has the webs, and the spider sense. Daredevils just really acrobatic and can see everything.
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