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Ginger or Mary-ann?

Mary Jane or Lois Lane?

Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger: who was the better Joker?

Go into a crowded Game/Comic Book store that you've never been ro before and ask aloud:
What is the best super power to have?

Then add this statement:
I'll buy a months worth of gaming supplies to the person that makes the best case for their answer.

Boba Fett is never unarmed.

Daredevil is a blind man with the super power of seeing. Spiderman wins.

Immortality is the best power to have since with time you can get anything else you want.

What about omnipotence?

Boba Fett is never unarmed.

What if they agreed to an unarmed match? Are you saying boba fett has no honor?

Orkeosaurus wrote:What about omnipotence?

Yeah, I was about to say. There are tonnes of superpowers that give you immortality or that count immortality as an inherent part of the power. Just being immortal sucks, you'll get thrown into the sun or something.

Orkeosaurus wrote:What about omnipotence?

Omni=all
Potence=power

It is not 'a' superpower it is all of them put together.

It's like wishing for unlimited wishes or saying your favorite food is a buffet. Clever wehn we were 11 years old, now it's just plain evading the question.

I think the best power to have would be the power of when you really need it you pull off the miracle that saves yours and everyone elses tail. And they shall call him Jesusman

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:What about omnipotence?

Omni=all
Potence=power

It is not 'a' superpower it is all of them put together.

It's like wishing for unlimited wishes or saying your favorite food is a buffet. Clever wehn we were 11 years old, now it's just plain evading the question.

Time/space manipulation could grant immortality. As could a high level of magical power. Matter control does it as well. Most characters with these ability are functionally immortal.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:Omni=all
Potence=power

It is not 'a' superpower it is all of them put together.

It's like wishing for unlimited wishes or saying your favorite food is a buffet. Clever wehn we were 11 years old, now it's just plain evading the question.

You're just jealous that I won the contest.

focusedfire wrote:I think the best power to have would be the power of when you really need it you pull off the miracle that saves yours and everyone elses tail. And they shall call him Jesusman

No no no, Jesus has the power of amazing carpentry!

ShumaGorath wrote:Time/space manipulation could grant immortality. As could a high level of magical power. Matter control does it as well. Most characters with these ability are functionally immortal.

How about talking to fish? The fish could teach you how to be immortal.

"Which comic book movie should Uwe Boll write, produce and direct and why?"

Who is Worf?

Dreadwinter wrote:Who is Worf?

"What's a Nubian?"

ShumaGorath wrote:Time/space manipulation could grant immortality. As could a high level of magical power. Matter control does it as well. Most characters with these ability are functionally immortal.

How about talking to fish? The fish could teach you how to be immortal.

No, but that one jellyfish might

As to superpowers, I'd say time travel a full knowledge of everything that is in time. Which I guess is almost omniscience. You can go forwards or backwards in time freely so you can obtain anything from any time and affect events so you are effectivly unkillable unless you choose etc... Just get immortalitortality from the future or by your psudo omniscience copy the immortality of annother and boom, unkillable, full reign over the universe!

Immortality in itself is useless.
An immortal can be buried alive in a steel tomb with no means of escape. If ever dug up they would probably be insane but still alive.

That's where the time travel and psudo omniscence come in.

malfred wrote:

Dreadwinter wrote:Who is Worf?

"What's a Nubian?"

I was serious though.

Just say: "I like the Jonas Bros."

^ no

You know, furries are really just people like the rest of us. We should be nicer to them.

You should also insinuate that the hatred of furries stems from religious fundamentalism.

Can't we just punch the dude at the desk and take something?

You know, furries are really just people like us, and it seems like people that hate on them are really just looking for an excuse to thump a bible. We really should be nicer to them.

dogma wrote:You know, furries are really just people like us, and it seems like people that hate on them are really just looking for an excuse to thump a bible. We really should be nicer to them.

But comic store book nerds hate furries AND religion. This will just confuse them.

That's the point!

Orkeosaurus wrote:That's the point!

Is that when you punch them and take something?

ShumaGorath wrote:

dogma wrote:You know, furries are really just people like us, and it seems like people that hate on them are really just looking for an excuse to thump a bible. We really should be nicer to them.

But comic store book nerds hate furries AND religion. This will just confuse them.

Those sentences should only be uttered while holding a Bible, and prior to a discussion about the fact that RPGs are a form of demon worship.

Also, maybe a discussion of how Kirk's omnisexuality violates the book of Leviticus.

who would win in a fight: santa clause vs batman

I'd actually give it to santa, because anything batman has, santa can pull out of his magic sack a counter to it. plus, santa can fly on his reindeer, and perform bombing runs on the area batman is at, until its nothing but scorched earth.

FITZZ wrote:I always thought Zelda was the princess,and the "elfs" name was Link.

that is correct. hence, the fight.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:Again that's just getting people pissed at you, not dividing them into warring factions with people swinging from the lights and breaking long boxes over each others' heads.

For 40k there is one sure sentence to divide any forum:

Are space marines gay?

I forget who came up with taht during our invasion of the warp back in the day but it's never been topped.

they are just as one sided as asking if space marines are gay. You didn't ask people to formulate questions that would evenly and conveniently divide a room of nerds into two sides for some jolly old verbal back and forth bushwhacking...

im rolling my eyes right now.

Who wins in this fight?
Superman fighting at night or

Batman when he is out of Kryptonite weapons?







Trick question, Batman always has Kryptonite weapons