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2010/05/02 09:33:06
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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IG_urban wrote:
they are just as one sided as asking if space marines are gay. You didn't ask people to formulate questions that would evenly and conveniently divide a room of nerds into two sides for some jolly old verbal back and forth bushwhacking...
im rolling my eyes right now.
Apparently the secret to starting a nerd fight is starting a thread in a nerd forum.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/05/02 09:33:16
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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What is the best gaming system?
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2010/05/02 09:33:50
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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F.A.T.A.L.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/05/02 09:36:46
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Peter Parker is a furry and Tony Stark is his gay lover.
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2010/05/02 12:15:36
Subject: Re:Start a nerd fight!
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Mr. Burning wrote:Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans were well thought out characters and added depth to the star wars franchise.
yes, definately Automatically Appended Next Post: ShumaGorath wrote:Boba Fett is never unarmed.
What if they agreed to an unarmed match? Are you saying boba fett has no honor?
Boba fett has no honor whatsoever. That doesn't stop him from being my faavorite character
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/05/02 12:23:54
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hawk the Slayer's rubbish!
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2010/05/02 12:38:01
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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No argument there, MGS.
It's really easy to start an argument in a comics shop.
You start with "spandex hero X in series Y is better than the same spandex hero X in series Z".
Or Joss Whedon can't write a comic book to save his own life.
Starting arguments amongst comic-book-geeks is like depressing teenagers. All too easy.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2010/05/02 14:32:26
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Otiose in a Niche
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IG_urban wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:Again that's just getting people pissed at you, not dividing them into warring factions with people swinging from the lights and breaking long boxes over each others' heads.
For 40k there is one sure sentence to divide any forum:
Are space marines gay?
I forget who came up with taht during our invasion of the warp back in the day but it's never been topped.
they are just as one sided as asking if space marines are gay. You didn't ask people to formulate questions that would evenly and conveniently divide a room of nerds into two sides for some jolly old verbal back and forth bushwhacking...
im rolling my eyes right now.
I disagree, since homosexuality is a common element in many warrior cultures (especially Greeks and Romans) ad since you have 1000 men crammed into a fortress monestary with raging artificial hormones and no women...
I'd have a hard time saying Space Marines are not gay.
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2010/05/02 14:56:34
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Microsoft is NOT a evil corporation, bent on world domination
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/05/02 15:08:36
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Who is the hottest chick in sci-fi?
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2010/05/02 15:32:16
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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In my LGS just this weekend there was a heated debate as to whether or not Goku could beat Superman.
I mean, of course Goku could whoop his candy ass, but some people would argue to the contrary. No one beats Goku!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/05/02 15:59:19
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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It would be an awesome fight, but in the end Goku would just destroy the galaxy and end it.
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 Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/05/02 16:25:31
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Snikkyd wrote:It would be an awesome fight, but in the end Goku would just destroy the galaxy and end it.
Not really, the whole DBZ universe is so OTT that he'd squash any other franchise between pinky and thumb...
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2010/05/02 16:54:33
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Only because Superman is too goody goody to kick Goku in the DBs....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/05/02 18:05:22
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Have a hot girl walk into the Store and ask:
Which of you guys would be the best instructor to teach me how to play D&D?
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/05/02 18:50:23
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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focusedfire wrote:Have a hot girl walk into the Store and ask:
Which of you guys would be the best instructor to teach me how to play D&D?
They would all freeze up.
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2010/05/02 19:02:56
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Anshal wrote:apple is NOT a evil corporation, bent on world domination
fixed
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/02 19:03:14
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2010/05/02 19:11:14
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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focusedfire wrote:Have a hot girl walk into the Store and ask:
Which of you guys would be the best instructor to teach me how to play D&D?
But... but... then I'd have to talk to her first! Automatically Appended Next Post: Ah, here we go.
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2010/05/02 21:42:29
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Kid_Kyoto wrote: Automatically Appended Next Post: Ah, here we go.
Whatevs. Bats is both smart enough and rich enough to have a Muramasa sword(because it can cut through Adamantium AND disables healing factors[I'm not making this up, folks at home!]) ready and waiting.
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2010/05/02 22:47:56
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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[DCM]
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Specifically in a comic shop....
"The comic book industry will be better served if 90% of comic titles were shut down, beginning with the independent titles, and those artists and authors were all concentrated within the remaining titles."
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2010/05/02 22:50:53
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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I don't understand why any of this is needed. You can start a fight by just hitting them.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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2010/05/02 23:49:06
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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That picture makes me smile inside.
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orks 10000+ points
"SHHH. My common sense is tingling."--Deadpoool
Daemon-Archon Ren wrote: ...it doesn't matter how many times I make a false statement, it will still be false.
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2010/05/02 23:56:27
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fixture of Dakka
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focusedfire wrote:Have a hot girl walk into the Store and ask:
Which of you guys would be the best instructor to teach me how to play D&D?
D&D? Is she from the past?
Warseer is better than Dakka! That ought to do the trick.
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2010/05/03 00:13:42
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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George Spiggott wrote:Warseer is better than Dakka! That ought to do the trick.
How dare you I demand satisfaction sir it wil be pistols at dawn  lol
Why has no one mentione the elephant in the room? Who shot first Han or Greedo?
I know but I'm not telling
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2010/05/03 00:21:27
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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ShumaGorath wrote:I don't understand why any of this is needed. You can start a fight by just hitting them.
KK said start a fight, not end it.
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2010/05/03 00:25:26
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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FITZZ wrote:
" Zack Snyders Dawn of the Dead is a far better film than George A Romeros original version."...hmmm,maybe not such a good one.
corpsesarefun wrote:I liked both the new dawn of the dead AND spawn 
Tries to contain the hatred...........  OT Hello kitty would get battered by bob the builder!
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2010/05/03 00:26:53
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"So is Batman on the Avengers or X-Men?"
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2010/05/03 00:27:47
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Post rumored units, abilities, and points costs of the next codex.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/05/03 00:47:30
Subject: Start a nerd fight!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Mr-_-Flidd wrote:FITZZ wrote:
" Zack Snyders Dawn of the Dead is a far better film than George A Romeros original version."...hmmm,maybe not such a good one.
corpsesarefun wrote:I liked both the new dawn of the dead AND spawn
Tries to contain the hatred........... !
I should perhaps clarify that while I found Snyders take on DotD entertaining,Romeros original is of course the better of the two.
As to the "elephant in the room"...Han shot first...in fact Han was the only one to shoot at all.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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2010/05/03 00:56:28
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Pleasure is Everything. Pain is Nothing. 
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