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staffordshire england

Saw this on ebay and thought WTF no way

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/warhammer-40k-500-point-ork-army-list-tips-strategy-/330454377688?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Toys_Wargames_RL&hash=item4cf09da4d8

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/02 22:29:09




Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men.
Welcome to Fantasy 40k

If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.

Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
 
   
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Charleston, SC

That is either the coolest or lamest thing I've seen for sale on ebay for a long time. I can't decide which.
   
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Speaking for myself... Hell feth No.

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St. Louis

Huh. You'd have to be stupid to buy it, but then again, nobody ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of your average human. I'm almost tempted to try it myself.
   
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Regular Dakkanaut




Why the hell would you buy an army list?

speaking for myself, hell no
   
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staffordshire england

Lists come in 3 sizes
500 pt
750 pt
1500 pt

Get this for comments

1. glory 4 da boyz
2. more orky goodness



so now im doing 2 in 1 by selling my army lists, a strategy for that list, and some top tips about the units in the list, and all for a cheap price.
Slowly ill collect my earnings till I have enough for some more boyz.

So how good is my army list, strategies and tips? Well, im an experienced ork player who with orks has only ever once lost a battle out of the hundreds I have fought
(and that was due to horrific dice rolling).



Well do you believe him ?



Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men.
Welcome to Fantasy 40k

If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.

Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
 
   
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Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state

Ummmm no. If you cant play test and figure out how to better your list and play tactics then you should probably find a new hobby. He also needs to play some better opponents if he has only lost "1 game in hundreds".

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
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Lol, I put it my watched items just to see if anybody stumps up 50p

   
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OK this did make me laugh. It wasn't that bad until I reached his comments. He doesn't even try to put any evidence that his lists are anygood



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Dude, he said Glory for da Boyz!

He's got to be on the up and up!

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If its on the internet it has to be true.

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He totally said he had won 100's of games with his lists. The only time he lost was because the dice fethed him. You'd be nuts NOT to pay good money for this!

I'm not like them, but I can pretend.

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Australia

Hmmm the guy must have a really good army list to want to sell it to someone or at least he thinks he does. I dare someone to buy it who uses orks and try it out.

Elysian Drop Troops 1500pts

Renegades & Heretics 2056pts

 
   
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Hes also selling 250pt Ork lists...Can you even make a legal list with those points for Orks?
   
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Ontario

Probably. Gretchin + Big Mek.

Anyways, don't make fun of his lists or he'll backtrace you!

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Oh my, Did I mess up?

Ill be honest, I'm almost willing to buy one of those just to find out what hes got in them...If I had to guess, they probably arent great list, and the tactics probably follow "Orks are good in combat rite, so get them there and you wont lose!!!11one!!eleventyone"
   
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Ontario

Gretchin can cost as little as 40 points, and big meks can cost as little as 35 points. You can have a 115 point list.

I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to
I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

 
   
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New Zealand

Why not make your own army list, post em on Dak Dak or other forums and get advice on it for free?

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New Orleans, LA

But it might suck and people will make fun of you and you'll cry.

So buy this list and girls will let you hold their hands!

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Good luck to him.

After ebay has taken their cut, he will need to sell more army lists then there are 40K players to be able to save up for anything

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Well, I think he's legit.

BIDDING 100 BOONDOLLARS.

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del'Vhar wrote:
Ill be honest, I'm almost willing to buy one of those just to find out what hes got in them
Same here, although he'd probably want P&P for international shipping. Unless he planned on e-mailing the list?

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Hard to believe, but it didn't sell

What a shame it ended whilst I was at the dentist or I could have had myself a real bargain. Here's hoping he relists eh?

   
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You'd probably get better list writing if you provided a chimpanzee with a copy of the Ork codex and a crayon.

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Omadon's Realm

Stelek must be really hard up for green...

No, wait, he hates orks? So, who could it be? Mauleed perhaps, back from the outer realms?



 
   
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staffordshire england

I wonder if it's a list copied from dakka?



Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men.
Welcome to Fantasy 40k

If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.

Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
 
   
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Vallejo, CA

Yeah, " im an experienced ork player who with orks has only ever once lost a battle out of the hundreds I have fought (and that was due to horrific dice rolling)" is pretty loltastic

filbert wrote:After ebay has taken their cut, he will need to sell more army lists then there are 40K players to be able to save up for anything

Actually, ebay has many pricing options but I'm pretty sure none of them are without a minimum posting fee. If you go for the cheapest up-front option, it's something like 10% of the actual sale and $2 minimum listing fee, or something like that. This means that every ebay item must sell for a minimum of like $2 in order to make any profit under any scheme. If he's selling for 50p a list, I'm pretty sure he's losing money.

In any case, most new players build TERRIBLE lists. This could easily be avoided by posting your list on dakka, but if people need to pay a nominal fee for a decent list, then I'd say it's probably going to be worth it for the new player. I mean, why spend a few hundred bucks on models just to lose right away because you bought a lot of models that have no synergy?

Of course, as mentioned, there is no guarantee whatsoever that his lists are any good or that his advice is either.

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burning_phoneix wrote:Why not make your own army list, post em on Dak Dak or other forums and get advice on it for free?


Because you can sell it on Ebay and someone will eventually buy it
Just like the Jesus Waffles/Toast that get sold from time to time.

   
 
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