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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 02:47:16
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Otiose in a Niche
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So I'm working on a retro review of Rogue Trader and seeing all the horrid, horrid puns hidden in there. Scotti the Enginseer? And recently someone pointed out that the Mag Uruk Thraka, in Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka stands for Margret Thacher.
The worst of course it the one right in front of our noses, the Ultramarines.
They're Super Marines so they're Ultra Marines, but they're also blue, they're ultramarine!
Oy...
So any other painful puns in GW fluff?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 03:55:48
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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well.. the lizardmen in fantasy have a champion.. Tiq'taq'to I think his name is..
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2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Order of St Ursula (Sisters of Battle): W-2, L-1, T-1
Get of Freki (Space Wolves): W-3, L-1, T-1
Hive Fleet Portentosa (Nids/Stealers): W-6, L-4, T-0
Omega Marines (vanilla Space Marine): W-1, L-6, T-2
Waagh Magshak (Orks): W-4, L-0, T-1
A.V.P.D.W.: W-0, L-2, T-0
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 03:59:08
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Dark Eldar as a whole.
Kruellagh the Vile is Cruella DeVille from 101 Dalmations.
Commorragh is pronounced "Come-or-ah" and rhymes with "Gomorrah"
Lady Malys ughhhh
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 04:26:14
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Sly Marbo. How can you miss Sly Marbo?! Automatically Appended Next Post: (PS, you should totally write up everything you get into an article...)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 04:33:10
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Gork and Mork are Ork.
The Holy Orb of Antioch from the Black Templar Codex is a nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 05:18:29
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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Just Lizardmen...every special character in the whole Lizardmen book.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 05:18:52
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:And recently someone pointed out that the Mag Uruk Thraka, in Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka stands for Margret Thacher.
Oh. My. GOD.
That explains everything.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:19:31
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Been Around the Block
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how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:32:22
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers 
Considering that they were around long before Diablo came out...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:34:30
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Madrak Ironhide
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Fafnir wrote:fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers 
Considering that they were around long before Diablo came out...
Lies. Everyone knows 40k ripped off Dante's Inferno from Blizzard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:39:57
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Dante is not a name for the devil.
The name (after a swift google) actually means 'enduring'.
There is a connection to the infernal as Dante Alighieri wrote The Divine Comedy, the first part of which describes his journey through hell and his conversations with the damned.
The rest of the book describes the ascent through Purgatory to Heaven.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:44:43
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers 
Dante is NOT a 'diablo reference' - more of a reference to "the divine comedy" by Dante Alighieri. Whereupon he describes the layout of hell and the places for each respective sinner.
Mephiston is a riff on "Mephistopheles".
Baal is one of the seven princes of Hell. He is mentioned widely in the Old Testament as the primary pagan idol of the Phoenicians, often associated with the heathen goddess Ashtaroth (not to be confused with Astaroth) - This also brings us to other BA off-shoot characters (Astorath the grim - aka captain grumpy-pants ).
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 06:50:26
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Well, Astorath is only grumpy because he's a woman trapped in a man's body, obviously.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 07:47:28
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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There was a special character for Necromunda called Mad Donna.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 07:51:16
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Dante is probably from from The divine comedy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 07:51:47
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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Nasty Nob
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The beastmen minotaur lord Taurox is from some vitality medicine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 08:21:54
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Canis Wolfborn. Uhhhg!
I will say I do like the Lizardman Carnosaur - Grymloq.
chromedog wrote:Dante is NOT a 'diablo reference' - more of a reference to "the divine comedy" by Dante Alighieri.
Exactly. When Dante was first introduced in 2nd Ed he was the first model in the game to have an Inferno Pistol. Dante's Inferno Pistol. How did people not get this?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 08:23:53
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Courageous Questing Knight
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not exactly a pun, but 'leoncoeur' [Louen Leoncoeur] has no meaning.
it's
Louise Leonheart.
Leon is a phonetic respelling of lion, and lion in french, is simply lion [as lion is not a european word.]
Richard the lion heart was 'coeur de lion' Heart of the lion
Though, maybe I'm just being silly.
in skaven, lord Skroll's model is holding a book, ergo, Scroll.
Queek headtaker - quick headtaker
throt the unclean - rot
Skarsnik from goblins is arsnik
my thoughts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 08:39:16
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Foxy Wildborne
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There's a female archaeologist in the Tomb Kings army book named Clara Loft.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 08:48:25
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Marco Columbo? Mix of Marco Polo and Christopher Columbus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 09:01:57
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Good idea for a thread.
In Bloodbowl, the God overseeing the game was called Nuffle, a pun on the NFL. A major sponsor was Bloodweiser, and many iconic teams are pun names based on real sporting teams, such as the Orcland Raiders.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 09:05:24
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Mad Donna from Necromunda.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 09:48:51
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Canada
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Lion El Johnson is the Primarch of the Dark Angels. Lionel Johnson was a homosexual poet that wrote a poem about his homosexuality called the Dark Angel.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 10:24:18
Subject: Re:GW's worst puns?
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Back when they had the undead pirate list for Warhammer fantasy they snuck in the dead parrot joke, complete with the famous Cleese quote.
FW has a tendency to take nazis and turn them into Imperial tank commanders: Maximillian Weismann = Michael Witmann and colonel Joachim Pfeiff = Joachim Peiper.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 10:26:36
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Bahaha! God I hope that's true!
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4th company
The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 10:47:05
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference
Don't get me started on just how much Warhammer Fantasy Battle ripped off World of Warcraft. WoW has dwarves, they gave WHFB dwarves. WoW has Orcs, they gave WHFB orcs (and Orks). They even took a lot of the same classes - WoW has wizards, so WHFB has bright wizards. No shame.
WHFB is essentially one big giant ripoff of WoW and I think Blizzard should sue the pants off of them.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see a man about a song which ends the world.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 10:56:32
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Ouze wrote:Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see a man about a song which ends the world. Nice and obscure. Well done.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 11:04:20
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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BoyMac wrote:Lion El Johnson is the Primarch of the Dark Angels. Lionel Johnson was a homosexual poet that wrote a poem about his homosexuality called the Dark Angel.
So we have a chapter dedicated to hiding their sexual preference and hunting down those that have come out of the closet? Dark angels just increased on the lame scale
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 11:10:02
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Captain Solon wrote:
Queek headtaker - quick headtaker
Maybe it's just because of a certain conversation in my LGS last week, but I am reading this as "Squeak" headtaker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/13 11:23:50
Subject: GW's worst puns?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Illumini wrote:So we have a chapter dedicated to hiding their sexual preference and hunting down those that have come out of the closet? Dark angels just increased on the lame scale
You forgot about the dresses and the feathers.
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