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So I'm working on a retro review of Rogue Trader and seeing all the horrid, horrid puns hidden in there. Scotti the Enginseer? And recently someone pointed out that the Mag Uruk Thraka, in Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka stands for Margret Thacher.

The worst of course it the one right in front of our noses, the Ultramarines.

They're Super Marines so they're Ultra Marines, but they're also blue, they're ultramarine!

Oy...

So any other painful puns in GW fluff?

 
   
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Commorragh is pronounced "Come-or-ah" and rhymes with "Gomorrah"
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Gork and Mork are Ork.

The Holy Orb of Antioch from the Black Templar Codex is a nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


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Just Lizardmen...every special character in the whole Lizardmen book.

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Kid_Kyoto wrote:And recently someone pointed out that the Mag Uruk Thraka, in Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka stands for Margret Thacher.


Oh. My. GOD.

That explains everything.
   
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how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers

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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers


Considering that they were around long before Diablo came out...
   
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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers


Considering that they were around long before Diablo came out...


Lies. Everyone knows 40k ripped off Dante's Inferno from Blizzard.

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Dante is not a name for the devil.
The name (after a swift google) actually means 'enduring'.

There is a connection to the infernal as Dante Alighieri wrote The Divine Comedy, the first part of which describes his journey through hell and his conversations with the damned.
The rest of the book describes the ascent through Purgatory to Heaven.

 
   
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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference,(Dante is just another name for the Devil, just like Diablo) but also i find it funny that arguably the most loyal chapter of Space Marines are closet devil worshippers


Dante is NOT a 'diablo reference' - more of a reference to "the divine comedy" by Dante Alighieri. Whereupon he describes the layout of hell and the places for each respective sinner.
Mephiston is a riff on "Mephistopheles".
Baal is one of the seven princes of Hell. He is mentioned widely in the Old Testament as the primary pagan idol of the Phoenicians, often associated with the heathen goddess Ashtaroth (not to be confused with Astaroth) - This also brings us to other BA off-shoot characters (Astorath the grim - aka captain grumpy-pants ).

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Dante is probably from from The divine comedy.
   
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chromedog wrote:Dante is NOT a 'diablo reference' - more of a reference to "the divine comedy" by Dante Alighieri.


Exactly. When Dante was first introduced in 2nd Ed he was the first model in the game to have an Inferno Pistol. Dante's Inferno Pistol. How did people not get this?

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not exactly a pun, but 'leoncoeur' [Louen Leoncoeur] has no meaning.

it's

Louise Leonheart.

Leon is a phonetic respelling of lion, and lion in french, is simply lion [as lion is not a european word.]

Richard the lion heart was 'coeur de lion' Heart of the lion

Though, maybe I'm just being silly.

in skaven, lord Skroll's model is holding a book, ergo, Scroll.

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Skarsnik from goblins is arsnik

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fahujaskillz wrote:how about Dante, Mephiston, and Baal from the BA? not only a Diablo reference


Don't get me started on just how much Warhammer Fantasy Battle ripped off World of Warcraft. WoW has dwarves, they gave WHFB dwarves. WoW has Orcs, they gave WHFB orcs (and Orks). They even took a lot of the same classes - WoW has wizards, so WHFB has bright wizards. No shame.

WHFB is essentially one big giant ripoff of WoW and I think Blizzard should sue the pants off of them.

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Ouze wrote:Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see a man about a song which ends the world.


Nice and obscure. Well done.

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BoyMac wrote:Lion El Johnson is the Primarch of the Dark Angels. Lionel Johnson was a homosexual poet that wrote a poem about his homosexuality called the Dark Angel.


So we have a chapter dedicated to hiding their sexual preference and hunting down those that have come out of the closet? Dark angels just increased on the lame scale

   
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Maybe it's just because of a certain conversation in my LGS last week, but I am reading this as "Squeak" headtaker.
   
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Illumini wrote:So we have a chapter dedicated to hiding their sexual preference and hunting down those that have come out of the closet? Dark angels just increased on the lame scale


You forgot about the dresses and the feathers.

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