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What movies have really messed up your psyche? I'm not talking
depression, but full on psychological Post Traumatic Stress. Movies
you will never forget, but you will never ever want to see again
because they've left their mark.

Or something like that.

I think for me, the movie that exemplifies the wtf film is Welcome
to the Dollhouse. In it, a young girl lives a life of being completely
forgettable. And when you get to the end, you realize nothing is
going to change for as long as she lives.

A close second is Requiem for a Dream because, well, that look
on her face at the end. She looks so happy to have her heroin...

And finally there's Leaving Las vegas. Because, it's Leaving Las vegas.



Let's keep this one NC-17?

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Rubber.


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Eraserhead, and Mulholland Drive. Of course these are the movies I love to watch again and again.

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A Clockwork Orange.

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'Event Horizon' messed me up pretty bad. I couldn't go outside after dark for a week after that.

Maybe I'm missing the point here though. The ending of 'Repo Men' gave me a WTF moment, pretty standard movie until the last 20 minutes. Aside from the scene towards the end, where the main protagonist and his GF are cutting each other open to read barcodes on artificial hearts, pancreas etc. All while high on some sort of drug....

And maybe 'The Happiness Of The Katakuri's'. Because zombie musicals are wrong......as long as I am on Asian cinema, I'll throw in 'Audition', standard love story until the last 30 mins, when it becomes a full on 'Miseryesque parade of limb removal and the wrong use of acupuncture needles. o_o


 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Donnie Darko.

Man, that movie creeped me the feth out.

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Down with Love.

Seriously, the whole Climax is an enormous mind feth.

I damn my gay former roommate every day for making us watch it.

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Satellite of Love

Johnny Got His Gun. Paths Of Glory is a close runner-up.

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Chowderhead wrote:Donnie Darko.

Man, that movie creeped me the feth out.


Try watching it while drunk and alone at three AM while unable to sleep.

Crazy gak.
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Donnie Darko.

Man, that movie creeped me the feth out.


Try watching it while drunk and alone at three AM while unable to sleep.

Crazy gak.

2AM while hyped up on coffee. That's how you really get piss pants scared.

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Wild Hunt, and Rubber.

   
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Stir of Echoes. The better then 6th sense ghost seeing movie starring Kevin Bacon.

nosferatu1001 wrote:That guy got *really* instantly killed.
 
   
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Altered States and AVPII - Requiem, not because it's a messed up film, but it's utter and my personal experience of watching it was ranting about how utter it was and my viewing of it ended up involving bottles of alcohol and me passing out for a few minutes mid-rant, because of how mind blowingly it was. It wasn't even bad in an entertaining way - it was just an epic pile of rancid

Fear and Loathing also springs to mind, pure quality

   
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Jaws. I still don't like ocean water I can't see in. Which is humorous considering the number of gator infested lakes I've been in.

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warspawned wrote:Altered States and AVPII - Requiem, not because it's a messed up film, but it's utter and my personal experience of watching it was ranting about how utter it was and my viewing of it ended up involving bottles of alcohol and me passing out for a few minutes mid-rant, because of how mind blowingly it was. It wasn't even bad in an entertaining way - it was just an epic pile of rancid

Fear and Loathing also springs to mind, pure quality


Wait, you passed out drunk watching AVP II Requiem, but have no
similar story for Fear and Loathing?

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El' Topo and Pink Flamingos left some pretty lasting impressions on me...as did The Wall, but I'd watch them all again.


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Chowderhead wrote:Donnie Darko.

Man, that movie creeped me the feth out.


Darko creeps us all out bro.

I mean, that cat avatar is like, staring into your soul! *adjusts tin ha and tries to get venus on the frequencyt*

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warspawned wrote:Altered States and AVPII - Requiem, not because it's a messed up film, but it's utter and my personal experience of watching it was ranting about how utter it was and my viewing of it ended up involving bottles of alcohol and me passing out for a few minutes mid-rant, because of how mind blowingly it was. It wasn't even bad in an entertaining way - it was just an epic pile of rancid

Fear and Loathing also springs to mind, pure quality


I thought AvPII was better than the first one....both were rotten, stinking corpses of films mind. It's just AvPII was a little less ripe

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Frazzled wrote:Jaws. I still don't like ocean water I can't see in. Which is humorous considering the number of gator infested lakes I've been in.


So pretty much 60% of the world's surface you dont like? Bummer



   
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Frankenfish. I am still a bit scared by deep and murky water.


Also, Eye of the Beast (Ask mea bout fauna-horrer, I watch these all the time) a malignant giant squid in Lake Superior...odd, considering I love squids.

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sarpedons-right-hand wrote:
warspawned wrote:Altered States and AVPII - Requiem, not because it's a messed up film, but it's utter and my personal experience of watching it was ranting about how utter it was and my viewing of it ended up involving bottles of alcohol and me passing out for a few minutes mid-rant, because of how mind blowingly it was. It wasn't even bad in an entertaining way - it was just an epic pile of rancid

Fear and Loathing also springs to mind, pure quality


I thought AvPII was better than the first one....both were rotten, stinking corpses of films mind. It's just AvPII was a little less ripe


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Chowder we are the coolest of individuals.

To be honest Donnie Darko isn't really that creepy, just trippy.
   
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All of the Star Wars Prequels, all of them.

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Yeah, Phantom Menace was especially bad. I spent the entire time wondering if it was a joke; at least when the second and third ones came out I kind of knew what was coming.
   
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FITZZ wrote: El' Topo and Pink Flamingos left some pretty lasting impressions on me...as did The Wall, but I'd watch them all again.


Most of John Waters early works, but the end of PF is just.... (shivvers).

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Bromsy wrote:Yeah, Phantom Menace was especially bad. I spent the entire time wondering if it was a joke; at least when the second and third ones came out I kind of knew what was coming.


Watching the Phantom Menace is like watching a comedy short before your movie begins, but 20 minutes in you realize it's actually the movie.
   
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Most Cronenberg strikes an odd number with people, but Videodrome and Dead Ringers are especially fun.


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FITZZ wrote:Pink Flamingos


I had this one recommended to me by a co-worker. It's worth my hour and a half?

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Melchiour wrote:
Bromsy wrote:Yeah, Phantom Menace was especially bad. I spent the entire time wondering if it was a joke; at least when the second and third ones came out I kind of knew what was coming.


Watching the Phantom Menace is like watching a comedy short before your movie begins, but 20 minutes in you realize it's actually the movie.


I thought it was an unconformable bowl movement, I then realised what I was watching.

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dont get me started. I loved the first ones then the prequels come and.

...wat...

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