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2012/02/06 08:12:34
Subject: [NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
2012/02/06 10:23:31
Subject: [NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
I havent wanted to see a movie this much since Sucker Punch came out. Too bad Sucker Punch kinda... sucked. Will definately be queuing up for this one.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 14:26:16
Subject: [NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 20:21:43
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
didn't uwe boll already do something like this? I think it was called rampage.
Anyway, looks fun. Bout time someone took a stab at the sheer idiocy over at the states.
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
2012/02/06 20:27:56
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
Also, I'm now very glad there is an ocean between me and Frazzled!
You know otters are just seagoing wiener dogs right?
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 20:35:50
Subject: [NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Now I'm confused. What does Frazzled and daschhunds have to do with anything?
In the beginning there was darkness and void. This is Liechtenstein's fault, and maybe France. But, as in everything, there is a balance. When the Great Wienie comes the sounding horn will be called. It will be the coming of Wienergeddon, as foretold by the Mayans (or was it Toltecs? Heck it was somebody). Billions of wienerdogs, their human fellow travellers, Cthulu, and mothra, will rise.
And there shall be no dawn for squirrel, for cat, for Liechtenstein. So say we all.
I am but the humble chronicler of one of their great warchiefs and his aid de camp, as they prepare the path...for Dachshundkrieg!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 20:50:50
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then? ...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh. It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
2012/02/06 21:00:10
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then? ...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh. It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!
Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/02/06 21:01:40
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 21:14:50
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!
Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.
But that will go against my worship of the Great Feline! Blasphemy!
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
2012/02/06 21:19:59
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!
Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.
But that will go against my worship of the Great Feline! Blasphemy!
infidel!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2012/02/06 21:35:28
Subject: Re:[NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
2012/02/06 22:28:06
Subject: [NSFW] God Bless America (The movie): Possibly the greatest modern satire I've seen