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It's a bit stereotypical to say this as an angsty teenager but this is how my mind seems to work on a daily basis lately.
I can't wait to see this.

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Will definitely watch this at some point.

   
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They made a movie about Frazzled.

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Wow, I can't wait to see this movie when it comes out..
   
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I havent wanted to see a movie this much since Sucker Punch came out. Too bad Sucker Punch kinda... sucked. Will definately be queuing up for this one.

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Oh man, have I felt like doing that same thing more then 50 billion times. Count me as excited. Whens it released?
   
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KingCracker wrote:Oh man, have I felt like doing that same thing more then 50 billion times. Count me as excited. Whens it released?


Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who's wanted to do this

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Oh, God it IS Frazzled!

I have to see this...lol!

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SlaveToDorkness wrote:Oh, God it IS Frazzled!

I have to see this...lol!


This is Frazzled.


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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I'd picture you using a shotgun and going to a fancier place.

   
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I dunno Fraz, theres a serious lack of get off my lawn in that one


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Huffy wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Oh man, have I felt like doing that same thing more then 50 billion times. Count me as excited. Whens it released?


Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who's wanted to do this



We're American, not only are we the dumbest, and make the worst everything, we have access to guns and are violent. Didnt you know that?

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The Great State of Texas

Don't forget, we're good at hopping up cars too.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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on the forum. Obviously

didn't uwe boll already do something like this? I think it was called rampage.
Anyway, looks fun. Bout time someone took a stab at the sheer idiocy over at the states.

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That looks amazing, can't believe thats a real film!!

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On the "to see list".

Also, I'm now very glad there is an ocean between me and Frazzled!

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Castiel wrote:On the "to see list".

Also, I'm now very glad there is an ocean between me and Frazzled!


You know otters are just seagoing wiener dogs right?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Ayrshire, Scotland

Its not the Sausage dogs that scare me!

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on the forum. Obviously

Now I'm confused. What does Frazzled and daschhunds have to do with anything?

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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Now I'm confused. What does Frazzled and daschhunds have to do with anything?



In the beginning there was darkness and void. This is Liechtenstein's fault, and maybe France. But, as in everything, there is a balance. When the Great Wienie comes the sounding horn will be called. It will be the coming of Wienergeddon, as foretold by the Mayans (or was it Toltecs? Heck it was somebody). Billions of wienerdogs, their human fellow travellers, Cthulu, and mothra, will rise.

And there shall be no dawn for squirrel, for cat, for Liechtenstein.
So say we all.


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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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on the forum. Obviously

Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!

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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!


Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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on the forum. Obviously

Frazzled wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!


Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.


But that will go against my worship of the Great Feline! Blasphemy!

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CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Riiight...so there's gonna be a weiner god themed ragnorok then?
...you know, I would actually like to see that. It'll probably go very badly for me, but meh.
It'll be the cutest doomsday ever!


Your ankles will never know what hit them. To avoid total ankle oblivion you merely have to tie a piece of steak to the front of your door. This is a sign of your submission to the Great Wienie. Stay in the house until the Legion passes, and you will be safe. It may take awhile, when you have six inch legs your not exactly boogying down the road.


But that will go against my worship of the Great Feline! Blasphemy!

infidel!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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I want to see this

   
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Frazzled wrote:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Oh, God it IS Frazzled!

I have to see this...lol!


This is Frazzled.

It's the look on his face when the guy with the cell phone says "I'm recording this"
It's how I imagine frazzled.

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I feel like a pot of dheneb stone(mixed with PVA glue) just exploded in my pants.... This trailer got me that excited!

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AustonT wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Oh, God it IS Frazzled!

I have to see this...lol!


This is Frazzled.
Spoiler:

It's the look on his face when the guy with the cell phone says "I'm recording this"
It's how I imagine frazzled.


Except Frazz would have "launched" a weiner dog instead of shooting him.
But yeah, I can see that.
Also can't wait to see this movie.

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