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2014/01/07 09:04:35
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2014/01/07 09:50:24
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ah. Just remembered why I dislike buzzfeed so much.
What a dumb article.
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2014/01/07 09:55:06
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Oh wow, that was amazing. I especially like the part about buying bigger and shinier kits, It has a sort of... familiarity 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2014/01/07 10:53:28
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
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Wow. 29 lines and not one funny one.
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2014/01/07 11:09:42
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Fixture of Dakka
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Hmm... I will confess to being somewhat focussed about one day having an amazing terrain set up.
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2014/01/07 11:24:21
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Lame....
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 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
 Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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2014/01/07 12:04:34
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Civil War Re-enactor
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It was more or less "29 Signs You're a Warhammer Player:
1. You play Warhammer
2. You play Warhammer
3. You play Warhammer
4. You play...."
Points 1 and 2 were pretty funny, but the rest were pointless. Not relatable or clever.
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Shotgun wrote:I don't think I will ever understand the mentality of people that feel the need to record and post their butthurt on the interwebs.
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2014/01/07 12:45:04
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Krazed Killa Kan
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The title led me to believe this was going to be everyone putting in their own 'signs you play warhammer'.
I think we can do better, so c'mon Dakkanauts! let's have a go:
Signs you're a Warhammer Player:
1. Your buddies call round and invite you out to 'paint the town red', the first thought that crosses your mind is 'damn, red always takes ages to build up a good solid basecoat and shading is going to be a nightmare...'
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My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2014/01/07 12:58:34
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Sounds like fun! I bet we can do more than 29 though 
2. You are prone to rage when GW raises its prices again
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2014/01/07 13:17:25
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Tunneling Trygon
Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland
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The Article wrote:8 - You consider Chaos players the lowest form of life.
I am a Chaos player! Although not a girl, even though the "Chaos player" seems to actually be playing Necrons.
3. You find yourself using terms such as "twin-linked" when your sister is playing a shooter and you're pointing out a double-barreled turret.
EDIT: 3a. And referring to all flamethrowers as "flamers".
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2014/01/07 13:22:33
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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3. When that google page thing with the 8 most visited sites comes up it has dakka, GW and FW higher up the list than Facebook.
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2014/01/07 13:24:14
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Always referring to chainsaws as chainswords
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2014/01/07 13:34:31
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Welp, that's a couple minutes of my life I'd like back. That article sucked-here's a sign you're a warhammer player: you play warhammer. Dumb article that must have been written by an 8 yr old. Anyone older should be ashamed that they wrote it.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2014/01/07 13:45:19
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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I liked it, some of the stuff I can relate to. 
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2014/01/07 14:11:32
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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First half was good, then it started descending into nonsense.
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2014/01/07 15:11:14
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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I found the first 2 funny  , but then it wasn't really applicable.
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2014/01/07 15:22:33
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I liked it.
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2014/01/07 16:29:00
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Space Cowboy Cruising Around Olympus Mons
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The only ones that I am is number 18 and 19.
My terrain sucks hahaaha
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2014/01/07 22:21:52
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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It was soso. I am sure those that do not play Warhammer but know of it would laugh at it more.
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Peace.
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Goremaul wrote:I... I think you are my hero.
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2014/01/08 01:09:19
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Norn Queen
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I'll be honest, I laughed because this photo was brought back from the dead.  I just love that smug as gak trollface and the cranky guy in the back buried in the rulebook.
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2014/01/08 03:18:42
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Been Around the Block
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I love that a few of the pictures have mantic miniatures in and calls them chaos :p.
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2014/01/08 04:04:21
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Flashy Flashgitz
Canberra, Down Under
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4. You calculate costs of things based on how expensive your basic models are.
eg; I can't afford Subway for lunch! That's like, 2 Ork Boys!
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Current Proposed Rules Project: Orkish AC-130 Spekta Gunship!
WAAAGH Sparky!
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Kommander Sparks DKoK
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- Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all. |
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2014/01/08 04:43:08
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Fixture of Dakka
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Incorrect
You have time to waste. You don't get your minutes back.
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2014/01/08 05:33:03
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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I mean, I'll give them a tiny bit of credit. It's not that funny, but I'd lie if I said I didn't laugh just a little bit.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
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WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2014/01/08 09:44:19
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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 LordOfSmurfs wrote:I love that a few of the pictures have mantic miniatures in and calls them chaos :p.
From "via games-workshop.com". Make of that what you will. Funny if they really had come from there, slipped through the cracks in the their Flickr feed.
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Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
If you break apart my or anyone else's posts line by line I will not read them. |
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2014/01/08 11:07:15
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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8) You consider Chaos players the lowest form of life
The face of evil.
...those are necrons she's playing. The camera should be on the guy out of frame.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/01/08 11:50:15
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Multispectral Nisse
Luton, UK
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“Good people are quick to help others in need, without hesitation or requiring proof the need is genuine. The wicked will believe they are fighting for good, but when others are in need they’ll be reluctant to help, withholding compassion until they see proof of that need. And yet Evil is quick to condemn, vilify and attack. For Evil, proof isn’t needed to bring harm, only hatred and a belief in the cause.” |
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2014/01/08 12:00:16
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Witch Hunter in the Shadows
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Pretty weak write-up.
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2014/01/08 12:01:12
Subject: 29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/08 12:11:15
Games Workshop Delenda Est.
Users on ignore- 53.
If you break apart my or anyone else's posts line by line I will not read them. |
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2014/01/12 15:55:01
Subject: Re:29 signs you're a Warhammer player
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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 Sparkadia wrote:4. You calculate costs of things based on how expensive your basic models are.
eg; I can't afford Subway for lunch! That's like, 2 Ork Boys!
Oh Emprah this is what my life has become. I measure everything in how many boxes of Ork boyz I can purchase with the money. Automatically Appended Next Post: Also #1 and #2 was relatable but the majority of the list was mindless rambling and stereotyping.
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