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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita keeps latched onto to Asoriel, and sinks her fangs in his neck.*
*Her eyes burn red with hate.*
*She starts trying to drain the angel.*

---

*Jake sighs then turns to Oy.*
Jake: Oy.. find Denny, tell her Roland is gone... from this place...
*Oy nods and scampers off after Denny.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Asoriel roars and continues trying to pull Rita off*
*Getting weaker, depending on how strong her drain is*

~

*Denny is off on an advencha to foind Roland*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita bites wildly, and kind loses herself.*
*Stabs with hack knife, as well.*
*Finally gets torn off of Asoriel, she then draws her charge rifle.*
Rita: You taste like gak...
*Starts charging rifle.*

----

*Oy scampers off on Denny's trail.*

---

*Jake collapses in bed, and rubs his head in pain.*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/02 11:39:06



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Asoriel roars in pain, and swings his mace at Rita with his remaining arm*
A: Izriel tastes nice, doesn't she? I'll make sure to try her after I make her watch me take you as well!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara smiles at Maiev and wipes the sweat off of her brow*
K: I've never seen anyone fight like how you do.

*Harador growls and walks towards Rita, various new marks in his armor*
Demons never know when it is their time to die. The same goes for spirits.
*holds his sword out in front of him, but his movements are noticeably slower than normal*

*Daveth groans, manages to get free from the bindings to the headboard of the bed, and dresses before getting himself some coffee*
D: Haven't had a night like that in too long.
*his usual smirk is noticeably wider than normal*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/02 12:04:50


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita tries to Jet backwards to avoid the attack, but fails to move fully out of the way of the mace strike. She howls with pain,as her left leg from the knee down gets pulverized, but manages to keep the rifle charging.*
Rita: I'll kill you... you fething monster!
*Charge rifle fires, aiming for Asoriel's heart.*
Rita: Die damn you!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/02 12:11:07



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks up at Taldeer*
Yes, it's delicious, isn't it? I wanted to go back to the Room, but I may have encountered a minor issue. Observe this map.
*Projects a map of the Room, rendered in light blue*
Look at these red dots. Those are sapients, Room inhabitants. Like Iris and Roland.
*Points*
And these tiny green dots. Those are nonsapient ambient life. Spiders, beetles, etcetera. Now, look at these circular voids, where there isn't any green or red dots.
*Traces a circle around one such void*
I don't know what causes those. All I know is that they block the sensor, and they move around. My theory is that there is one or more entities on the ground that have incredibly good stealth tech, warp interference, or some sort of antimemetic field. Not a very good one, because I can percieve the voids, but still antimemetic.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Chills on the couch watching gakky shows on some reality channel*

~

*Maiev giggles, and hugs Kara*
M: I love being able to Blink. Makes everything so much easier, and means I get to be up close and personal with people again.
*Kisses Kara, then passes her a towel*
M: What you wanna do now?

~

*Asoriel jolts to the side to avoid the hit, but doesn't manage to completely, and loses more of his missing arm, now gone up until the shoulder*
Never!
*Presses the attack, and doesn't bother with Harador yet*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita rolls to avoid the attacks, and discards her charge rifle for her Volt.*
*Starts firing burst at Asoriel, and crawling/rolling away from him.*
*Briefly looks over at the limp form of Izy, just to see her condition.*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/02 12:15:53



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Asoriel gets hit by a few shots, ricocheting off his armour, but hitting him nonetheless*
*Continues moving forwards to Rita*
Scream for your lover! She dies as we speak!

~

*Izy ain't dying, she's just out of it cause of the violation*
*Lying face-down on the ground in a pool of increasing amounts of demon blood, and other liquids*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Thaddeus pulls Arya into a warm embrace*
Thaddeus: I'm sorry for your loss...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Kisha awakens and stirs on the the couch*
Kisha: Morning....
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita grits her teeth with rage.*
Rita: I'll kill you for this...I'll kill you...
*Keeps firing at Asoriel, and pulls out a grenade.*
*Starts cooking said grenade.*

---

*Letho's eyes crack open, and he looks down at Kisha.*
Letho: Morning... how was your rest?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara shrugs*
K: We can watch TV, get some drinks, sleep, I'm happy with anything.
*smiles and kisses Maiev*

*Harador quickens his speed, tearing a leg wound open further in the process*

*Daveth walks into the main room with a cup of coffee and sits down, nodding to Elise in the process*
*still has the stupid smirk on his face*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles at Daveth, then looks at Kisha and Letho*
Hey you two. Name's Elise, sex demon, I'm going to get hit now aren't I?
*Ready to get beaten for interfering with Kisha and Letho*

~

*Maiev smiles and nods*
M: Sleep. I wanna sleep. After a few days of non-stop sex, fighting, and a little bit of food, I think I need it.
*Returns the kiss, then jumps into Kara's hands*
M: Though you're carrying me.

~

*Asoriel says nothing and throws his mace, looking to hit Rita's face cause he's sick of her voice*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Kisha sits up and shrugs*
Kisha: damn.. my head is killing me.
*She ruffles her luscious red hair and looks at Elise *
Kisha: Don't have the energy to beat anything at the moment.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I rest my head on Thaddeus' chest and just enjoy the embrace.*

*Taldeer stares at one of the voids*
What type of being could create a barrier or a disruption like that?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita throws the grenade, and takes the mace to the face.*
*She reels from the hit, and blood fountains from her nose.*

---

*Letho shows a flash of concern.*
Letho: What wrong with your head?
*Looks over at Elise and frowns.*
Letho: Another demon... try anything, and I kill you.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara holds Maiev closely and smiles at her*
K: To bed, then.
*walks off to their room while occasionally kissing Maiev*

*Harador notices the grenade and holds back*

*Daveth nods to Letho and Kisha*
D: Yet another person I am yet to meet. Daveth of Orlais, at your service.
*goes back to drinking his coffee*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Oh trust me hun, you can try.
*Smiles, at the pair*
You two are so cute.

~

*Asoriel takes the grenade badly, and ragdolls back*
*Recovers, with most of his armour missing altogether*
*Roars in pain, then limps back to Rita*

~

*Maiev giggles, and holds on closely*
M: You're so cuddly...
*Cuddling Kara's chest*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara giggles and sets Maiev down on their bed*
K: Sleep well, Kadan.
*kisses Maiev and pulls a blanket over the pair of them*

*Harador sighs and moves to intercept Asoriel*
I have seen pride demons with less stubbornness. But it won't matter in the end.
*raises his sword and slashes at Asoriel's throat*

*Daveth's grip on his mug tightens at Letho's threat*
D: I'm sure there will be no need for blades.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles at Daveth, then pokes tongue out at Letho*
Nnnnn!

~

*Maiev tucks her head up to Kara's chest, and suckles*

~

*Asoriel is barely fast enough to move, and takes a sword to the shoulder, which cuts deep into his chest*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita crawls away in a daze, trying to find one of her weapons.*
*Face looks like a mess.*

---

*Letho grunts.*
Letho: Arrogant succubi...
*He frowns at the comment, and doesn't really like being called "cute." Then turns to Daveth.*
Letho: Shut your cultist trap.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Kisha's pale cheeks go red at being called cute*
Kisha: Thanks..
*She rubs her head and looks drowzy*
Kisha: I might just be sick, Letho..
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Hang on, I need to find a way to word this properly.
If such things existed, maybe there would be memetic viruses that erased people from existence through removing them from memory, perception, and eventually reality itself. If these viruses existed, which they only hypothetically may, they would self-censor, so nobody would be able to remember that these hypothetical viruses exist, or who may be infected with them, if they existed. If these viruses existed, they may exhibit properties like those affecting the sensors.
*Takes a deep breath*
Of course, viruses like that are purely hypothetical, because if they existed, referring to them as if they definitively existed would trigger the effect itself. Even if they existed, they would always need to be referred to in the hypothetical, and only thought of as such. Do you understand what I mean?
*Pause for a bit*
It could be daemonic influence... or technological. I won't rule out a possible memetic virus, though.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Frowns at Letho*
Oi, stoppit. He's a cool guy, and you should learn when to shut the feth up.
*Pouts, then clicks fingers, and teleports Kisha a paper bag*
Empty your stomach into that. I don't want vomit on my scarce amount of clothes. Again.

~

*Asoriel is on his knees with a sword in him*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita watches Harador engage Asoriel, then starts crawling towards Izriel.*
Rita: Izy... please be okay...

---

*Another flash of concern runs across Letho's face, and he ignores Elise.*
Letho: What do you mean Red? Is there anything I can do?
*He pulls her into a gentle hug, and once more, shows a great deal of emotion.*
Letho: Dammit Red... I'm sorry...
*Looks down at her trying to hide his concern but failing.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Taldeer sighs and mutters a curse*
Demons. Why does it always have to be demons?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Harador probs executes Asoriel after giving a witty one-liner or something*

~

*Izy is still face down in demon blood and other liquids, winky face*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rita manages to crawl to Izy, and flips the stricken angel over. She then rests Izy's head on her lap, and ignores the screaming pain from the remnants of her leg.*
Rita: My... poor... Izriel.. I should of been here sooner.. forgive me..
*She begins wiping away the blood and liquids from Izy's body.*
*Her eyes glow a dark blue, with flecks of pink. Also tears stream from her eyes.*
Rita: I wasn't strong enough... forgive me...
*Hangs head with shame.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Kisha stretches but nuzzles Letho appreciatively*
Kisha: I'll be fine I just feel sluggish... I havent been normal since before I ran off..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Thaddeus releases Arya respectfully and the looks at her*
Thaddeus: And how can I cheer you up, hm?
   
 
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