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2017/04/11 16:00:52
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It makes people so uncomfortable, in fact, that it is ban hammered from every place where you post it, and causes friends and family to disassociate with you entirely.
I wish for a tame and cuddly pet honey badger.
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2017/04/11 20:44:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Your new pet, however, doesn't provide you with the warmth and companionship you seek because, well, honey badger don't care.
I wish Katz's Deli was right next door to my house. Mmmm...Pastrami on rye.
https://locu.com/places/katzs-delicatessen-new-york-us/
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/04/11 20:49:44
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2017/04/12 00:18:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. But your home is a cardboard refrigerator box in the alley.
I wish for an enormous flagpole and a 40foot X 20 foot American flag to fly in my front yard.
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2017/04/12 01:16:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! A hurricane strength wind gets the flag flapping and it bitch slaps your home into the next state.
I wish my cardboard box next to Katz's had cable. BTW, best. box. ever!
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2017/04/12 07:43:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted you got cable, a tv but the power is intermitant and it only plays 50 shades of grey movie.
I wish I had a most excellent and perfect mug of tea.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/12 12:56:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Perfect in every way. Then you spill the whole thing.
I wish to see the hedgerow country.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/12 13:50:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Bocage it is! Unfortunately, unlike WWII tankers, your vehicle doesn't have a plow to get through the hedgerows and you become entangled and ensnared after an ill-advised attempt to turn around on a narrow, sunken French road. They find your car and your carcass years later after the flora and fauna have had their way with you. But think of what a wonderfully personal, intimate and unique hedgerow experience you'll have!
I wish I could be down in Cuba with my best friend right now, instead of having my schedule full of other stuff which prohibited my taking the trip.
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2017/04/12 14:13:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted... but I think The Godfather Part 2 may be a factual account of your trip, among your other activities.
I wish to take a hiking trip up in a nice mountain range (Rockies, Andes, Alps?)
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2017/04/12 18:52:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted! You encounter SCP-1529 on your hike.
I wish my lips weren't so chapped.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/12 19:03:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. You go hiking in the Rockies. You get lost slip on a ledge fall down a landslide and get your arm stuck under a big rock. You attempt to sever your trapped limb with a pocket knife, but your blood attracts the illusive land shark of the Sierra Nevada. This legendary creature rips you to shreds as you scream in agony.
I wish for so much blood.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/12 20:20:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You became a woman and you constantly menstruate. Also you bleed from your nose almost every day and hemophilia isn't helping you very much.
I wish for magical shoes that allow me to run three times faster than normal.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2017/04/12 20:25:18
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2017/04/12 22:00:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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You receive said shoes, they're too small.
I wish for nothing.
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2017/04/12 22:06:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Life in a vacuum for all eternity.
I wish I had some Skippy Extra Crunchy Peanut Butter right now...I'm Jonesing for a PBJ.
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2017/04/13 02:49:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted! You don't have enough to make a proper sandwich, and feel incomplete.
I wish for a Star Trek replicator and the means to power it.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/13 08:48:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. But you end up unable to operate it correctly and get beamed into a alternate reality where mankind is devolved savages, boob armour, and cruel dark ledar overlords.
I wish my bus was faster
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/13 09:07:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Got Ninja'd.
Granted the buses a now allowed to travel at 100 km/h through the city. This results in a mass increase in traffic accident fatalities as a 33,000 pound bus with unstrapped people inside going 100 km/h through a crowded city is not very safe for those in and around said bus. You find this out the hard way a in a particulery gruesome accident you a flung through the bus windshield and end up as a splatter of human salsa on the side of a building.
I wish for old fashion DVD and record stores to return again in my city.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/13 14:43:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They promptly close up, due to online competition.
I wish for another cold beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/13 15:32:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. You are served another cold beer. Since you are now well past the limited you drunkenly decide to walk to your car anyway. After fiddling with the keys you manage to drive away. After swirfing off the road your car lands upside down in a ditch. In the hospital you are diagnosed with terminal liver cancer.
I wish for GW to produce a plastic thunderhawk and alien terrain kits.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/13 18:38:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fresh-Faced New User
Coffeyville, KS
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Granted, they are limited runs and promptly sell out.
I wish I had a debit card that could never be declined.
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we were somewhere near cadia on the edge of the eye of terror, when the spook began to take hold... |
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2017/04/13 19:42:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. An ATM eats it, and it's never returned.
I wish for the Kharadron prices to be lower.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/13 21:16:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. They are now made of old bubbley fine cast recyled 12 times and cast in a moulds that's 10,000 past needing remastering.
I wish I had my fw heresey charecter model.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/14 02:09:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! It is the little known character "Spud", whose job it is to polish the Golden Throne on a daily basis. He can best be described as a cross between Danny DeVito and Snurl's avatar.
I wish monkeys didn't fling poo at the zoos.
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2017/04/14 13:02:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now they only fling poo at you.
I wish to find an easter egg.
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2017/04/14 14:48:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted.
I wish for new models for the Imperial Guardsmen.
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2017/04/14 15:04:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Now they all are modeled to look like Liberace's back-up singers.
I wish everyone would stop squatting on My hill.
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2017/04/14 16:16:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It is now my hill.
I wish 8th edition makes Thousand Sons awesome and fun to use again.
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2017/04/14 18:15:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Thousand sons are now awesome, but Tau have been boosted even more into ridiculousness and all your usual opponents play them.
I wish for fried bacon.
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2017/04/14 19:08:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. Fried bacon crunchy and grilled to perfection. The last bit of cholesterol before a fatal heart attack.
I wish for fantastic weather tomorrow.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/14 20:40:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted . It is if your a Alaskan who loves being frozen hunting ice creatures.
Its cold as balls and then some so sibierians and Alaskans laugh at you.
I wish I had a warm log fore to keep me warm.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/14 20:52:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. You get only one log of wood for your fire. Now you will discover that a weeklong blizzard has started and that you are snowed-in in a log cabin, located in the permafrost, miles away from civilization, with no way of communication. Starvation or frostbite anyone.
I wish for a magic functional lava lamp with real lava.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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