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2017/04/26 13:34:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a carpenter and you can see through lots of walls before the drywall and insulation go up.
I wish to be able to reach the loft without a ladder.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/26 14:55:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. Your now freakishly long limbs turn you into a social outcast.
I wish for bacon.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/26 19:34:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. Crispy salty bacon! All the bacon you can eat. All the bacon to turn you into a ham-beast. All the bacon to give you a massive coronary as your arteries clog up with cholesterol. All the bacon to end you.
I wish for sausage.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/26 19:50:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Your country has been invaded by Germany (again) and sausages are now only food you can consume.
I wish that vegetable wasn't so awful.
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2017/04/26 21:06:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Vegtables are great.
They are now the only food source. They get very boring.
So so boring and you wish for other foods but the wish goes will not give you such..
I wish that I had a warmer fleece tonight.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/27 12:03:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. You get a warmer fleece blanket, perfect for you to snuggle into at night. A couple of days later your dehydrated and mummified corpse is found by the police.
I wish for more financial efficiency.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/27 13:50:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are spot on to the cent with all transactions, always comparison shopping and hunting for the best deal. You clip coupons daily. Obsession happens. You forget what you were trying to save money for.
I wish to find an easier way to trim my lawn.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/27 19:34:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted You rig up a contraption involving a couple of lawn mowers, four hedge trimmers and a motor bike.
I trims your lawn quick and easy until you find out that duct tape and chicken wire are the best materials to fasten sharp implements and machinery. It takes the county coroner three full days to piece your corps together. A empty case of beer found at the scene causes pe0ple to mock you long after you are death.
I wish to be impervious to all damage.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/27 20:44:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted.
Its all transferred to a time in your future.
However then you feel all the pain of injuries in one go.
I wish it was more summery.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/28 02:04:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It is more summery in Florida (trust me.)
You however are still in England.
I wish to own an orangutan sanctuary.
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2017/04/28 14:04:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you have no orangutans.
I wish the skunks would bugger off.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/28 17:44:34
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. They are all driven off when the troop of chimpanzees inexplicably moves into your yard.
I wish for a 6 foot X 4 foot gaming table designed and built by sculptor Kris Kuksi.
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2017/04/28 18:37:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! The table is beautifully sculpted...out of orange Play-Doh.
I wish college education was mandatory and free for all people.
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2017/04/28 22:55:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted but standards drop so low most people have a degree in kardashian studies.
You are slowly driven mad as Kim kardashian is elected president and the USA has first Whitehouse riality show.
Washington turns in grave so fast he forms a singularity that creates a black hole and destroys planet.
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I wish I had a truely unlimited credit card I never needed to pay off.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/29 01:37:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. It only works in North Korea. Hope you enjoy praying to a picture of a fat dude with a nuke fetish.
I wish for a meeting with an Eldar.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/29 06:26:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately you are dressed as an Imperial Guardsman with an empty Lasgun at the time of your encounter.
I wish there would have been more ISIS members in the cave system we fethed up with the MOAB.
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2017/04/29 14:02:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They were all in there. Now aa new target/scapegoat is needed.
I wish Trump and Kim Jong would settle it with dueling pistols.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/04/29 14:31:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. Unfortunately, Trump wins. Turns out he's a bigger threat to the USA than Kim Jong is.
I wish for my cheeks to not be swollen.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/30 08:18:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Now your hands are totally swollen up so you cannot paint and have a beautiful warlord commission go to someone else.
I wish the shower was warner....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/30 13:54:36
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! The shower is the perfect warm and toasty temperature you desire, with the duration of 1 second.
I wish I had a pet Platypus.
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2017/04/30 19:55:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted, It stings you with its poison spur.
I wish for a long hard...
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/04/30 21:09:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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A long hard spell of labour in a communist gulag alone where your other long hard thing has no other company bar a robotic guard, a pet goldfish and a fee shipping crates of vodka.
I wish I had a larger supply of space marine arms for assult and vanguard marines.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/30 22:51:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted, they're all highly warped resin.
I wish for my own car.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/30 22:58:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Its a rusty pickup truck that needs jumping to start every time, has impossible to remove Trump, Bush and palin bumper stickers with a few creatures who live in the cab.
Oh and it also only seems to happy holding space marines. Any other amry causes or to break down.
I wish my car would fix itself.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/04/30 23:04:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Granted. Your car is infected with Necrodermis. Enjoy!
I wish for a TARDIS.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/04/30 23:53:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its full of daleks.
I wish for a self-mowing lawn.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/01 01:26:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But it's idea of when it should mow itself is vastly different from yours. Typically, it's only after it's grown to 2 feet and the mowing invariably occurs at 3am.
I wish I grow an Avocado Tree in my yard. Guacamole...nom, nom.
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2017/05/01 13:05:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The rabbits are well fed.
I wish to start another walnut tree.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/04 05:40:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. The tree dries up after several days, because you planted it in the middle of Sahara.
(I hope I got the meaning right)
I wish for unbreakable drinking glasses.
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2017/05/04 09:29:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. They are made of an unbreakable polymer plastic that gives all drinks a weird chemical taste. Those are the carcinogens.
I wish to know where the hell my reinforcements are staying!
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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