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2017/05/04 13:26:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They send a postcard.
I wish to know the exact location of all of my bits.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/04 13:33:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. They are all dancing in 70's Retro Music Club to disco, hundreds of kilometers from the place they were supposed to be.
I wish to own a cooking servitor, that actually cooks tasty meals.
//Ninja'd
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/05/04 13:34:25
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2017/05/04 13:52:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. There tasty to a grox and they eat anything so it can vary from steak to deep fried leather boot.
I hope it picks food you can eat.
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I wish the rain would be less wet and slightly warner.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/05 05:11:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Volcano erupts and now it rains lava.
I wish for dioptric glasses with in-built auspex.
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2017/05/06 05:20:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately your nation's security forces now view you as a threat and send you to Guantanamo Bay for a nice, long vacation.
I wish I had the power to make individuals of my choosing disappear.
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2017/05/06 05:28:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You are now called "Josif Vasillievich Stalin"
I wish for a rocket-propelled car.
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2017/05/06 11:59:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Each rocket is good for one trip only, and costs a ton of money to replace.
I wish for a cure for apathy.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/06 13:38:15
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Gran...nah, I don't care.
I wish I could get a guest starring spot on 'Elementary'.
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2017/05/07 13:01:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Granted. You are written in as a corpse. However in editing you only scene gets cut and your name is removed from the credits.
I wish to master the art of knife throwing.
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A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
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2017/05/07 13:36:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You are the master of the world, but you end up in prison, because EU had banned knife throwing and knives in genreal.
I wish for inflatable practise target.
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2017/05/07 13:40:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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granted,,, its inflated with VX nerve gas, Sarin and clorine and you die painfully when you burst it.
i wish i had a full cup of tea as i not wanna walk to kitchen.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/07 18:56:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. A full cup of piping hot tea magically appears in your hands. Naturally, this startles you causing you to immediately spill it all on your lap.
My lawn is looking a bit yellow. I wish for rain.
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2017/05/08 11:30:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is still raining here. Thanks.
I wish the rain would stop for a reasonable amount of days.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/08 12:42:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Is stopped raining, but because weather does not know the meaning of "reasonable amount", in started again a day later.
I wish to be more popular.
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2017/05/08 12:52:52
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Your distinct body odor is like a love pheromone for male cockroaches and your scent draws them to you from hundreds of miles around. You're the most popular belle of a rather gnarly ball.
I wish for my medical check-up to go well today.
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2017/05/08 14:23:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. It goes great until a rampaging nuclear mutant trex charges out the warp, bites your doctor in half and you have to pay for a new check up and find a new doctor.
Lastly you now have super powers from the t rex to hear peoples farts from 1000 miles away.
I wish to have a website.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/10 12:44:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is a constant battle to keep spammers, hackers, and other undesirables from destroying it outright.
I wish to play some more pool soon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/10 18:06:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You joined a billiards tournament. You played as best as you could, but it was not enough to beat a blind guy with Parkinson's, who played against you.
I wish that DoW III wasn't such a piece of gak.
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2017/05/11 01:05:16
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It wasn't. But you still don't like it.
I wish to go cliff diving.
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2017/05/11 03:54:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Cliff would now appreciate your not jumping from heights on to his head.
I wish someone in Kim Jong Un's inner circle would just do the world a favor and...
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2017/05/11 12:25:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Mu-Shu pork for everyone!
I wish for a better rifle.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/11 12:35:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Now off to Pyongyang you go to do the right thing.
I wish I was down in Cuba smoking a fine cigar and enjoying a Mojito on the beach.
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2017/05/11 19:10:51
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. The beach is the Bay of Pigs, and it is April 17, 1961.
I wish to step into the cage at the UFC and take a shot at the title.
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2017/05/11 23:06:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately, that is the only shot you get as, at the sound of the starting bell, your opponent takes two steps towards you and delivers a spinning roundhouse kick that sends your teeth into the third row. Good night, sweet prince.
I wish every elephant and rhino in Africa had a sniper drone assigned to them in order to protect them from fething poachers.
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2017/05/12 08:08:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. The OS running them was designed by cyberdine system's and is a modified version of skynet.
Rhino's are fine. Until thr nuclear war starts.
I wish I felt better more quickly.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/12 09:22:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. During bedroom romantic intercourse it takes only few seconds before you feel better.
I wish for evening thunderstorm.
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2017/05/13 04:39:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately the thunderstorm is in your pants from the chili and bean dip you ate at lunch.
I wish I was in New Orleans on Bourbon Street right now with the newly single Scarlett Johansson on my arm and a Hurricane in my hand!
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2017/05/13 09:12:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the hurricane in your hand is not the only one in town. You get swept away by wind and water.
I wish to watch a good movie.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/05/13 23:27:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Ita good if you like watching Paris Hilton try at act in a serious movie about dams, aliens invading Canada, and Donald trump declared the leader for life of mankind.
I wish the Moon Romans would hurry up and deliver my new toga.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/05/14 06:29:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It doesn't fit.
I wish to avoid my wife's cousin.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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