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*Maggie just holds Flagg*

*She is like a lost puppy with no idea what to do*

*Rachel nods.*
Rachel: I think I should wear those.
*Rachel frowns at Deadpool.*
Rachel: What is gak?

---
*Flagg holds Maggie in the ruined village.*
*He gently rubs her back.*

*Iris looks coolly at Wade*
Iris: Hello Wade.
*She turns back to Rachel*
Iris: Come on, I'll see if you can borrow some of The Morrigan's things. She's a bit bigger than you, but it should be fine for now
*She glares at Wade again*
Iris: Would you please not?
*Turns to Rachel again*
Iris: Gak, is what is referred to as a swear word, it's usually thought of as rude, or mean. Though some, like this... person, use them as jokes

*Wade giggles*
DP: Y'know, poop. The stuff that comes put of your ass.
*frowns at Iris*
DP: It was a compliment. Nothing wrong with those, is there?

*A small band of Dark Spawn approach the ruins of the village, aiming to find any survivors*

*Iris shakes her head*
Iris: No, but with you I just... keep on my toes. Thank you though.
*Smiles slightly*

*Rachel nods to Iris.*
Rachel: Okay, thank you.
*She frowns, and turns to deadpool.*
Rachel: Why would you shoot poop?

---
*Flagg growls with annoyance at the approaching Darkspawn.*
Flagg: Worthless creatures...

*Wade slaps his forehead*
DP: Gak is also for 'things'. Generic stuff. But the real meaning is poop.

*The Dark Spawn stop when they see Maggie and Flagg, and the lead DS (which is noticeably taller than the others) growls and gestures at the pair. The group raises their weapons and surge forwards*

Iris: Alright then, I'll be right back Rachel. Wade, don't corrupt her while I'm gone.
*Smirks slightly and goes to borrow some stuff from Morri for Rachel*

Rachel: Thank you Iris.
*Rachel nods with some understanding.*
Rachel: Ohhh.. I get it. Why do you shoot people?
*She looks downcast.*
Rachel: Why hurt people...

---
*Flagg releases Maggie, and shifts to his demonic form.*
*He smashes into the front ranks of darkspawn with his claws.*

*Wade shrugs*
DP: Money. Boredom. Feth, sometimes they deserve it.

*Several Dark Spawn fall to Flagg's claws. Two remaining DS fire arrows at him while the leader swings a greatsword at Flagg's head*

Maggie: What if she's died...

*Maggie's red eye constitutions*

*She winces as an arrow goes into her leg and she turns to the archers*

*She growls and takes to the skies*

*Iris returns with a full set of clothes minus shoes*
Iris: Alright Rachel, I've got you something to wear.
*She smiles then frowns slightly and turns to Wade*
Iris: Alright, what did you say?

Rachel: Doesn't seem like a good enough reason... and what is this word feth?
*She frowns not understanding it.*
Rachel: Thank you for the clothing, I will return it in it's present condition as well.
*Smiles to Iris.*

---
*Flagg roars, and catches the greatsword with his right hand.*
*He then sends a large bolt of black lightning into the ranks of archers.*

*Iris smiles*
Iris: Don't worry about it. Morri said to keep them, she's... going to have to buy some new stuff after recent events.

*Wade goes back to grinning*
DP: It's a flavor word. Say it whenever the feth you want, and it works! I fething love it! Oh, technically it's for the whole birds and the bees thing, but that's another story.

*Flagg's lightning tears a Darkspawn in half. The remaining Darkspawn fires an arrow at Maggie as she takes to the skies*
*The Darkspawn in front of Flagg (with the sword) draws a dagger and stabs it at Flagg's chest*

Rachel: O-okay.. I'll have to thank Morri then.
*She smiles at Iris, and then turns to Deadpool.*
Rachel: Hmm.. okay. I shall try using "feth" more often. What are the birds and the bees? My father never told me this story, mostly talk about knights, wizards, and a tower.
*She shrugs.*

---
*Flagg makes no attempt to block the dagger, instead shoots black lightning into the greatsword the Darkspawn is holding in his other hand.*
*He throws more lightning bolts at the archers shooting at Maggie.*

*Iris intervenes*
Iris: I think it would be best if someone else told you about the birds and the bees.. but if you don't already know them.. how old are you?

*Wade frowns at Iris*
DP: No no, I got this.
*giggles and looks back at Rachel*
DP: When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
*sighs and looks serious for once*
DP: It's sex. You know what that is? You've gotta know what that is.

*the final archer Darkspawn dies to the lightning*
*the Hurlock (sword Darkspawn) growls as it's greatsword is destroyed by the lightning. The Hurlock twists the dagger in Flagg's chest while chortling at him in a guttural language*

*Maggie tries avoiding the arrows but can evade all of the*

*An arrow tares a hole in her wing and she plummets to the floor*

*She manages to land safely and her one bloodshot red eye glares at the corpses of the archers*

*She then looks at Flagg*

*She starts to calm down and rubs the little hole in her leg*

Rachel: My age... I guess... I'm.. less then a week old.
*Rachel scratches her head, reddening slightly.*
Rachel: You mean procreation? Father didn't really impart to much information about that.

---
*Flagg barks back in the guttural language.*
Flagg: Shut up you goat fether.
*He slams his fist into the Hurlocks head multiple times.*

*Iris looks amazed*
Iris: Less than? How?!

*Wade nods*
DP: Yeah, that. Trust me, it's a lotta fun.
*yawns and looks at his wrist (as if he had a watch, but he doesn't)*
DP: Feth, it's getting late. I'll chat with you kiddos later. Tschüss! Especially to you, sweet cheeks.
*winks at Iris and teleports away*

*the Hurlock's head cracks under the blows, and the body goes limp*

*Maggie walks up to Flagg and hugs him*

Maggie: .....

*She just sits there and rests on him*

*Iris rolls her eyes*
Iris: Goodnight Wade.
*She starts making herself tea*
Iris: Rachel, why don't you go change while I make you something to eat. How does French Toast sound?

*Rachel frowns at Deadpools disappearance.*
Rachel: What a very strange person. *Turns to Iris.* Okay I shall get changed, if french toast is food, I will eat it.
*She walks off the restroom, and starts to change.*

---
*Flagg rips the dagger from his chest, and throws it away.*
*He then turns, and hugs Maggie.*
Flagg: Let me heal your wounds...
*Places a hand on her wing, and starts to heal her wounds with magic.*

*Iris nods*
Iris: You don't know the half it. To be honest, I barely know the half of it.
*She smiles*
Iris: It's food, good food. I'm sure you'll enjoy it
*She starts cooking some of the eggy bread*


*Gharn goes for a run along the edge of the forest*


*Scatty leaves Freya to pack and goes to pack herself*

*Rachel nods as she walks.*
*She then gets dressed in Morrigans clothing.*
*Rachel walks to the kitchen, and takes a seat at the table.*

*Iris serves up some fully kitted out french toast, powdered sugar and all*
Iris: Eat up!
*Gives Rachel a knife and fork then starts eating her own portion*

*Eventually stops moving, and stands up*
*Sways a bit, but eventually manages*
*Takes a few steps, and makes it to a tree*
*Leans on it for a bit, then continues walking unsteadily down a trail*

~

*Zinogre has stopped tracking Maggie, and starts walking around aimlessly*

~

*Maiev eventually wakes up, and blinks away*
*Grabs a blanket from somewhere, and blinks back*
*Covers herself and Kara, then goes back to sleep*

~

*Joalia is staring off to space, cause she can't go anywhere without Santiago*

~

*Amy is sleeping next/on Leo*

~

*Izy is napping*

*Maria heads out with Marla after a rather long time Planning and placing orders*

*maria*
Morning. Anyone and everyone.

*marla*
Hey, morning. *heads to kitchen to grab a snack*
*goes about raiding cupboards for somthubf. *