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Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted. They go belly up in 6 months. Apple grabs the licence.

I wish I knew exactly when my life was going to go into labor

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You know exactly when the first contraction will occur. One hundred and fourty four hours later, the actual birth occurs.

I wish to perfect shotgun halloween makeup.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! You've got it down!

I wish I knew what "shotgun Halloween makeup" is.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It's a technique that makes one look as if they have been blasted with a shotgun. Unfortunatly, you decide to try it with a real shotgun.

I wish for a rain-free weekend.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted, but the raining gore from shotgun makeup accidents takes it's place

I wish my sons were old enough to play miniature games

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. They soon trade all of your miniatures for bicycles.

I wish to install the covers.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Worthiest of Warlock Engineers






preston

Granted. You cover everything in covers, inadvertently walling yourself in in the process

I wish I hadnt missed the shop earlier

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/581001.page#6570095don't click this link...
8th of the Keepers of the PDF of that RPG which shall not be named. Look not into that which defies decency.
 Crimson Devil wrote:
7th edition 40k is a lot like BDSM these days. Only play with people you know and develop a safe word for when things get too intense. And It doesn't hurt to be a sadist or masochist as well.

DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
 
   
Made in gb
Legendary Black Templar High Marshall





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Granted.

You can now never miss the shop as your eternal trapped within its walls alongside kim kardashian, jeoffrry barathum, thr kook aid man and a singing octopus who only knows barbie girl.

I wish that that my model bases had more skulls.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in se
Horrific Howling Banshee





Granted. They're huge, and firmly affixed to the bottoms of your bases.

I wish Sweden wasn't so damn cold in the winter.

Craftworld Sciathain 4269 pts  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. A volcano erupts and covers the place with molten lava.

I wish to be vindicated.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! There's a new game show called 'Vindicate Me', where a real-life Space Marine Vindicator rolls up in the middle of the night to the abode of those playing and unleased a point blank salvo of death into the living quarters of said domicile. Upon the total devastation of the structure and all life forms therein, the tank's hatch pops open and the gunner looks at the camera and says, "You've been Vindicated!". Congratulations, you're the first contestant.

I wish Trump and Kim Jong Numbnuts would be sent to Thunderdome. "Two donkey-caves enter, one donkey-cave leaves."
   
Made in se
Horrific Howling Banshee





Granted. Kim Jong-Un wins because he's younger, and, as apparently stipulated in the rules, becomes leader of the US too. Kim treats his American subjects way worse than his Korean ones.

I wish I looked more like Steve Buscemi.

Craftworld Sciathain 4269 pts  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are gunned down by Tony Soprano.

I wish to find the perfect shield for this centaur lion thing.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish I had another squad of AM Infantry

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Sneaky Lictor






Granted, but the rest of your army is stolen.

I wish I had more motivation to play 40k
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are not allowed to buy another miniature until you play a dozen games of 40k.

I wish for chicken wings cooked with a dry rub.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted, but the dry rub was against my buttcheeks.

I wish I could decide between Catachan or Tallarn regiments

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in se
Horrific Howling Banshee





Granted. You now cannot choose between Catachans, Vostroyans or Valhallans.

I wish my friends had more time to play with me.

Craftworld Sciathain 4269 pts  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Your friends now have plenty of available time to plays with you, but they still don't want to.

I wish my son gets offered a full scholarship to the College of his choice.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But he majors in interpretive dance with a minor in astronomy. Don't clear out his room just yet.

I wish for an underground storage facility.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's full of my son's wardrobe leftovers from his many, many years of studying interpretive dance at Harvard as an undergrad and then graduate student and last, but not least, doctoral candidate. His friends now call him "Dr. Boogie". Also, there may be several hundred loose styrofoam "planets" from a project he did for his minor around that time as well, so watch it when you're trying to walk around.

I wish all truly fake news outlets/sites and the donkey-caves maintaining and suporting them immediately self-destructed to the sound of Tchaikovsky's '1812 Overture'...complete with cannons.

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Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted. Fox news reports it as a DNC takeover and CNN reports that the Republicians have begun a purge. A new civil war has erupted, this time with nuclear weapons in use.

I wish my FLGS could just order bits instead of complete boxes of stuff.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But bits are only sold by the Kilogram, so you'll have to order lots.

I wish GW would go metal again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in se
Horrific Howling Banshee





Granted. GW convert their whole range into metal. Their metal of choice is mercury, melting point −38.8290 °C/−37.8922 °F.

I wish I had a Phantom Titan.

Craftworld Sciathain 4269 pts  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted, it's made of mercury.

I wish for more time to paint.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Hellacious Havoc



West Yorkshire

Granted, you are now bedbound as your excessive fascination with mercury has resulted in you suffering from severe mercury poisoning.

I wish Microsoft never cancelled Scalebound.

5000pts
3500pts
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! They never invented it in the first place.

I wish everybody could afford and had access to great healthcare.


   
Made in se
Horrific Howling Banshee





Granted. Everybody now also needs great healthcare all the time.

I wish we'd stop driving so many species to extinction.

Craftworld Sciathain 4269 pts  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. We only destroy one at a time.

I wish the masses could learn to appreciate art.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Granted. Turns out it was your taste in art that was terrible.

I wish to finish a nanowrimo

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
 
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