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**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They go belly up in 6 months. Apple grabs the licence.

I wish I knew exactly when my life was going to go into labor

**snurl**

Granted. You know exactly when the first contraction will occur. One hundred and fourty four hours later, the actual birth occurs.

I wish to perfect shotgun halloween makeup.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You've got it down!

I wish I knew what "shotgun Halloween makeup" is.

**snurl**

Granted. It's a technique that makes one look as if they have been blasted with a shotgun. Unfortunatly, you decide to try it with a real shotgun.

I wish for a rain-free weekend.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the raining gore from shotgun makeup accidents takes it's place

I wish my sons were old enough to play miniature games

**snurl**

Granted. They soon trade all of your miniatures for bicycles.

I wish to install the covers.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You cover everything in covers, inadvertently walling yourself in in the process

I wish I hadnt missed the shop earlier

**jhe90**

Granted.

You can now never miss the shop as your eternal trapped within its walls alongside kim kardashian, jeoffrry barathum, thr kook aid man and a singing octopus who only knows barbie girl.

I wish that that my model bases had more skulls.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. They're huge, and firmly affixed to the bottoms of your bases.

I wish Sweden wasn't so damn cold in the winter.

**snurl**

Granted. A volcano erupts and covers the place with molten lava.

I wish to be vindicated.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! There's a new game show called 'Vindicate Me', where a real-life Space Marine Vindicator rolls up in the middle of the night to the abode of those playing and unleased a point blank salvo of death into the living quarters of said domicile. Upon the total devastation of the structure and all life forms therein, the tank's hatch pops open and the gunner looks at the camera and says, "You've been Vindicated!". Congratulations, you're the first contestant.

I wish Trump and Kim Jong Numbnuts would be sent to Thunderdome. "Two donkey-caves enter, one donkey-cave leaves."

**Cream Tea**

Granted. Kim Jong-Un wins because he's younger, and, as apparently stipulated in the rules, becomes leader of the US too. Kim treats his American subjects way worse than his Korean ones.

I wish I looked more like Steve Buscemi.

**snurl**

Granted. You are gunned down by Tony Soprano.

I wish to find the perfect shield for this centaur lion thing.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish I had another squad of AM Infantry

**Rotary**

Granted, but the rest of your army is stolen.

I wish I had more motivation to play 40k

**snurl**

Granted. You are not allowed to buy another miniature until you play a dozen games of 40k.

I wish for chicken wings cooked with a dry rub.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the dry rub was against my buttcheeks.

I wish I could decide between Catachan or Tallarn regiments

**Cream Tea**

Granted. You now cannot choose between Catachans, Vostroyans or Valhallans.

I wish my friends had more time to play with me.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your friends now have plenty of available time to plays with you, but they still don't want to.

I wish my son gets offered a full scholarship to the College of his choice.

**snurl**

Granted. But he majors in interpretive dance with a minor in astronomy. Don't clear out his room just yet.

I wish for an underground storage facility.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's full of my son's wardrobe leftovers from his many, many years of studying interpretive dance at Harvard as an undergrad and then graduate student and last, but not least, doctoral candidate. His friends now call him "Dr. Boogie". Also, there may be several hundred loose styrofoam "planets" from a project he did for his minor around that time as well, so watch it when you're trying to walk around.

I wish all truly fake news outlets/sites and the donkey-caves maintaining and suporting them immediately self-destructed to the sound of Tchaikovsky's '1812 Overture'...complete with cannons.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Fox news reports it as a DNC takeover and CNN reports that the Republicians have begun a purge. A new civil war has erupted, this time with nuclear weapons in use.

I wish my FLGS could just order bits instead of complete boxes of stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. But bits are only sold by the Kilogram, so you'll have to order lots.

I wish GW would go metal again.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. GW convert their whole range into metal. Their metal of choice is mercury, melting point −38.8290 °C/−37.8922 °F.

I wish I had a Phantom Titan.

**snurl**

Granted, it's made of mercury.

I wish for more time to paint.

**Tristanleo**

Granted, you are now bedbound as your excessive fascination with mercury has resulted in you suffering from severe mercury poisoning.

I wish Microsoft never cancelled Scalebound.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! They never invented it in the first place.

I wish everybody could afford and had access to great healthcare.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. Everybody now also needs great healthcare all the time.

I wish we'd stop driving so many species to extinction.

**snurl**

Granted. We only destroy one at a time.

I wish the masses could learn to appreciate art.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Turns out it was your taste in art that was terrible.

I wish to finish a nanowrimo