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**snurl**

Granted. They are smart enough to sacrifice you to the volcano.

I wish to act in another movie.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but Warmachine Mecha porn is a pretty niche market.

I wish I had a better understanding of Quantum Computing.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your understanding is better, albeit almost imperceivably.

I wish the 'Psych' movie would have been better.

**snurl**

Granted. It was the only film produced this year.

I wish to get rid of this pinkeye.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You get kidnapped by Indian mobsters and they use a heated spoon to burn out your eyes so you'll make more money as a street urchin begging for them.

I wish the guys on Oak Island would find the fething treasure already!

**Cream Tea**

Granted. It consists of tulip bulbs buried during the tulip mania by a Dutch castaway. Or what's left of them, anyway. It's hard to tell, and the Oak Island treasure discussions continue as if nothing had happened.

I wish people would know the difference between "they're", "their" and "there".

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Now there, there...one must be patient with the grammar luddites as they're just learning the folly of their ways.

I wish people would learn the difference between "to", "too" and "two".

**snurl**

Granted. You get a Tutu.

I wish for more cookies.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They are Heresy Cookies and a federal inquisitorial team has been dispatched to your location.

I wish for a life size blue cow and not this little one.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but the city has an ordinance against blue cows and you're fined $1200.

I wish Necromunda Underhive wasn't already a dead game.

**snurl**

Granted. It isn't. But you can't find any players.

I wish for some seasonal libations.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but they come with seasonal affective disorder and you get way too depressed to enjoy them.

I wish I could put our cats in commercials and make money off them.

**snurl**

Granted. The cats soon hire an agent and dump you.

I wish for a Dungeons & Dragons movie that doesn't suck.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but Critical Role: The movie is released the day after you die in a terrible cheeto related accident..

I wish I had an infinite number of audible credits.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you can only spend them on awful paranormal teen romance books.

I wish our cats didn't decide to do a mosh pit on our bed at 5 am.

**snurl**

Granted. They now do a house wide chase through at 3.

I wish to get the eye color just right.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But it's "just right" for a '80s hair band.

I wish for world peace.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything is calm for ten whole minutes.

I wish for a parachute.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! On your first skydiving adventure, as you take in the panoramic view while plummeting towards earth at 150mph, you remember that you left it on the kitchen counter.

I wish the Christmas spirit would linger the whole year round.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted , but its a thoughtcrime.

I wish I could get all my work done today

**snurl**

Granted. You are rewarded with twice as much work to do tomorrow.

I wish to meet Santa.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's a drunken Salvation Army Santa from in front of Target.

I wish I had time to play all the boardgames I got for Christmas.

**snurl**

Granted. You are snowed in.

I wish to extend my vacation.

**doktor_g**

Granted. You're fired.

I wish Orks were top tier.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Unfortunately, your gaming skills are not.

I wish 2018 would rock for all Dakka members!

**snurl**

Granted. Real rocks for everyone!

I wish I had not drank that last beer.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You drank tequila, blacked out, & wrecked your car.

I wish the holiday weekend was 3 more days.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but Halloween and Thanksgiving were removed

I wish I had a nice cup of cold coffee

**gruebot**

Granted! The Gas Company has shut yours off.

I wish my back didn't hurt...

**snurl**

Granted. Your back is the only part that doesn't hurt.

I wish my cat could talk.