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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Granted. It's now fixed permanently to a 2500 kilo solid carved granite desk that's bolted to your floor with 200 deep metre reinforced foundations.

Your laptop is now fixed. It will never fall over again.

I wish my fire would get going and be snuggly and warm.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your fire snuggles up in your chimney then really gets going.

I wish for a new line of metal figures that are not expensive.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Granted. The Chibi Donald Trump versus Hillary Clinton line is both popular and ensuring people grump about the election for at least 10 more years than normal.

I wish GW had a shapeways portal.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but it's a trap and they're going to sue you for theft of their IP.

I wish there was a dedicated Shadespire forum on Dakka.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You must detect the secret portal to enter.

I wish Shadespire was more like Warhammer Quest.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Granted. It's just as financial successful and the line is closed, with a reprint due every ten years or so.

I wish I could figure out this XML mapping issue

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You know its impossible.

I wish i knew where it was.

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Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted. He's in Scranton, PA. He hates being named It.

I wish I had my own personal submarine.



   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! It's got ham, swiss and anchovies on it.

I wish banana republics were run by Gorillas.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are their sacrificial virgin.

I wish to find the perfect tree.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





You do. It's in the White House living room.

I wish I had more energy today

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but it's heat energy and you're going to burn everything around you.

I wish I had complete mastery over space and time.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You control 12:00 noon on August 4, 1965.

I wish to meet Santa.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Granted, but its the brief moment of NORAD's secret annual summoning, as your blood drips into the sacred krinkle cup. President Trump thanks you for your sacrifice as the Christmas Demon walks the earth again for a night.

I wish I wasn't so messed up in the head.

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Your head is great, you're sharp and focused but now your bowels are a train wreck 24/7.

I wish I had a life-size Lincoln Logs set.
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but you can't play with them as OSHA shuts you down citing your log location as an unsafe work site.

I wish my Necromunda minis would assemble themselves while I'm painting my Shadespire orks.
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! Unfortunately minis have a rather Picasso-esque sense of style when it comes to self-assembly. Your gang looks like a based miniature 'Guernica'.

I wish I had some more Pistachios.

   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but they're unroasted & unsalted and the Whole Foods hippies they were stolen from are coming after you.

I wish there was a four word story about a word association game.

   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Granted. You Lose.

I wish I had more time to assemble models

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in gb
Drakhun





 ChargerIIC wrote:
Granted. You Lose.

I wish I had more time to assemble models


Granted, you go to jail for life. Now you have all the time in the world, but no models.

I wish this manflu would go away.

DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Now you have menstrual cramps and a bad mood.

I wish for more tanks to paint.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





Granted - a North Korean SU-76 just rumbled through your living room and killed your pets before the crew died to an RPG round.

I wish for a promotion

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


Harry Dresden wrote:
...but they were Donuts of Darkness...
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! You receive a BOGO flyer in your mail promoting 8-day liquid herbal cleanses.

I wish Elvis was alive.
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but he commits suicide tomorrow over the sad state of popular music.

I wish I could play guitar like Jimi Hendrix.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But you also smell like Pepe LePew.

I wish to avoid shoveling snow.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted now you must shovel hot lava.

I wish tournament organizers at pissant little game stores would actually read the official tournament formats for the games they're "organizing".
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! They read the information, but decide not to follow it anyway.

I wish I had a source for Gator Board near me.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It is located just across the bridge of death.

I wish to visit Gatorland.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Ambassador for Gork...or is it Mork?




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Granted! The price of admission is 2 sheets of 3/16" Gator Board to me.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

   
Made in us
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




Los Angeles, CA

Granted but you can only lift 2 milligrams with it.

I wish religious people weren't such idiots.
   
 
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