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*Wade giggles*
DP: Well, we've gotta hide the blood somehow. And it's easier for me to come up with a reason for me not having my suit, instead of blood being on your chin. And my suit doesn't bite, it'll be alright.

*Furia nods sadly*
Sad. She have clan least.
Look close very and Morgan. He her mate...must help.

*kinda has a better range of words to use but still orders slightly out and reading and writing are about nothing in English, only in native language*

*finds some paper and a pencil and writes something in a gothic, Northen looking script in a very specific pattern and design*
You .. Unlike others been friend.
Meant.. . To be luck good.

...

*Maria gets back dressed and heads to get some air on upper level trusting her family should be alright eventually *

*Hanna nods and turns around taking the suit form Wade*

*She puts it on over everything else she is wearing*

*It doesn't fit that well but Hanna's equipment makes it fit better then it would have otherwise*

Hanna: I-is this good?

*Wade nods and claps once*
DP: Perfect! Alright, ready to go back now?

*Hanna nods then looks away from Wade*

Hanna: W-what about you? Are you not going to wear any clothes?

*Iris nods*
Iris: In time I'm sure she'll be okay... I should go see Marla when I have the chance
*She smiles and hugs Furia*
Iris: Aww, I'm happy to be your friend!
*Accepts the note*
Iris: Thank you very much!

*Jason laughs a six barbed tentacles erupt from his back.*
Jason: A tongue? You have to be joking?
*His tentacles as one lunge for Kara's back.*

*Wade shrugs*
DP: I'll fix that later. Let's go!
*takes Hanna's arm and teleports back to the camp*

*Kara dives at Jason and takes a swipe at one of his arms*
K: The only joke would be you believing that you can win.
*not so distant roars can be heard, as more Darkspawn begin to flood towards the cavern*

*Hanna looks around after being teleported and quickly tries to get back to her room without being noticed*

*Wade follows after Hanna, but doesn't have her haste*
DP: Sure is a nice day out. Even got a breeze, too.
*giggles*

*Hanna quickly runs off after Wade talks and bursts into her room*

*She then starts taking off Wade's suit*

Hanna: (Why does this suit smell so strange!?)

*She coughs once then clears her throat*

*Wade frowns at Hanna running off*
DP: Didn't think I looked that bad.
*giggles and looks around*
DP: It might've been better for her to just use the suit to wipe it off. Eh, no harm done.

*Maria blinks at the naked wade which is probably not entirely a pretty sight depending on what his skin looks like and exe suffers a pause*

Hello... Deadpool...

*looks but also is somewhat in a position where you cannot look and unsee anything more not look at anything as there's no where else to look that draws the eye so much*

...

*Furia nods*
You good with...peoples.. Kind. Help.

Friend. *gives a rare smile and breifly hugs*
You help me... Ra used me like tool... Thoeth cold. You help with tongue.

*very slowly improves with practice but still has to pause to think and work out her choice of words carefully and the order of them*

*Iris nods*
Iris: Ra was just worried for Horus I'm sure... But Thoth... Oh I don't know.. See he could have helped you with your language easily. One little tap and you'd be speaking just as well as I do....
*She catches sight of Wade and very nearly gags*


*Morgan showers and get's dressed then goes towards his parent's room*
*Dria is crying into Gharn's shoulder, having found the note left by her parents*

*Wade grins at Maria and turns to face her fully*
DP: Hiya! Nice to see you again.
*Deadpool's skin is cancer ridden and is kinda like a giant tumor. So yeah, it's fething disgusting*

*Maria blinks several times and struggles to answer*

How... By the emparor your one giant cancer...
*reconises the signs and maybe hered but seeing is definitely believing*

And
*looks down and regrets it badly *
That functions...

Excuse me... I need to.... Do someone....something! Something!
*heads back to room very quickly *

...

*Furia nods*
Thoeth powerful... Keep me alive..
Not nice man... Cold... Unsure him...

*gags*
Excuse... Me?
*Notices deadpool and goes for the exit anywhere... And ends up in the small chapel as seems a place to escape the sight*

...

*Marinaliana spends a long time with Marla before returning to her room a good while later and heads off to bed *

Ooc night.
Deadpool can make about half a dozen Christmas our of that post lol

*Wade giggles at Maria's reaction*
DP: I'm more than one, y'know. Cya!
*keeps laughing as Furia leaves too, and he turns to go to his room*
DP: They can handle my intestines being on their coffee table, but a nice show is too much?

*The bullets don't do much to Duriel, but the katanas go riiight through him*
*His pain resistance is high as feth, but the fireballs also hurt him, so he is almost dead now*
*He clumsily swings at Nero, but he still packs a punch*

~

*Azmodan tries standing back up, and a mini demon portal opens up somewhat close to him, and pours out a few dozen little demons, more content to slow Emma down than anything*

~

*Maiev attempts to stand again, trying a bit harder cause of how Kara is, and eventually succeeds*
*She takes a few steps towards Kara, stumbles, falls, then gets back up again*
*Although it isn't visible by her cloak, her good arm is broken in several places, and she has at least 3 ribs poking into her lungs, along with the axe wound in her side*
M: K-Kara.

*Iris is still trying to bleach her vision*
Iris: Wade... Put on some pants... now!


*Thoth tosses a few more fireballs but is now draining himself instead of using his overcharge*
*He considers draining the little demons but feels it would be a bad idea*
*He places one hand on the ground and a rune glows*
*A large section of the floor shifts and reforms then rises from the ground, like a being stepping out of water.*
*The stone golem slowly charges the demons Azmodan summoned. It's about 12 feet tall and roughly shaped, but is easily capable of killing things*
*Thoth is slumped against one wall but shoots a few final steel spikes at Azmodan's face before sliding down the wall*

*Jason's sword arm gets pulled back in a unnatural way, and bones snap.*
Jason: We will see.
*His tentacles quickly plunge into her back, and try to hoist her up, and away from him.*

---
*Emma keeps attacking Azmodan, and tries to claw her way on his back.*
*She giggles madly as she stares at Azmodans face.*
Emma: WRRRRRRRRRYYY!!

*Nero jumps to avoid the swing and rears his Devil Bringer back to deliver a punch whole boosting himself forwards with the Red Queen's throttle*

*Kara gets lifted into the air and growls*
*her wounds spill out a black liquid instead of blood, and she suddenly turns completely black (like the silhouetted form) and disappears with a sharp crack. She then reappears several meters away, with the black liquid still dripping from her*
*Kara then tilts her head to face Maiev, and smiles*
K: Kara is dead, Shadowsong. The Herald was not strong enough to handle her master. You'll be with her soon, however.

*Wade turns back around to face Iris*
DP: Something wrong, babe?

*Iris still has one hand over her eyes*
Iris: Yes, very wrong. Please put on some clothes. Please Wade, for my own sanity.
*She peeks, her eyes widen and she gags again before covering her eyes*
Iris: I've seen nightmares, but nothing like... your flesh.


*Horus is trying to get into the Demon tower now*

*Wade sighs*
DP: Y'know, there have been plenty of people who got over my looks. And they had some fun with it too.
*winks at Iris*
DP: Might wanna think about it.

*Iris shakes her head*
Iris: I may be pent up as hell, but I don't think that's going to happen between us anytime soon. I'll find someone else like... Erm...
*Blanks on trying to think of someone, partially cause she's not entirely sure who's here and who isn't*


*Merg is rather lost*


*Morgan is sitting with Dria while Gharn stands awkwardly off to the side*
*Dria is basically heartbroken and sobbing in fear for her parents while Morgan is absolutely furious they left without so much as saying goodbye*
*Gharn silently wishes he could have gone with Morri and Cal as although he's had several pleasant nights with Dria here, he's itching to get out and fight*

*Wade raises an eyebrow*
DP: Oh come on, everyone here is either too depressed to wanna feth, are in some kinda relationship, or are too focused on fighting demons to have fun.

*Iris sighs*
Iris: I... As much as I hate to admit it, you're probably right...
*She quickly adds on to that*
But that doesn't mean I'm agreeing to anything! I need to think on this... see who's even here... Actually I can just ask you. Who's here and who's still out there?

*Wade folds his arms across his chest*
DP: So you want me to list off everyone here so you can see who you can bang? Real turn off, y'know. A please woulda been nice.
*takes a deep breath*
DP: Well, you got Morgan, Dria, Gharn, the gunslinger boys, the Spartans, me, Hanna, those princesses, that barbarian chick, and some other people that the author can't remember right now. Out in the woods you've got Thoth, Ra I think, Horus who forgot how to use a door handle, that new guy Nero that nobody really knows yet, probably just some edgey dude, Kara and Maiev took Jason out for a date with a dragon, and Mergy who sucks at hide and seek.
*shrugs*
DP: Probably forgot some people, but you get the point.

*Iris goes to stop Wade*
Iris: What? No! I was just generally interested in who's made it he- Oh my...
*Sighs*
Iris: You're insufferable
*Rolls her eyes but smiles inspite of herself.*
Iris: Looks like you're not up to current events! Morgan is taken. I'm not going to even risk rocking that boat at all. That young lad has needed to get some stress relieved for months

*Maiev stumbles a few steps, and grinds her teeth together*
M: No... She's in there... Somewhere deep... You're not good enough to ever get rid of my Kara...
*She slips her remaining hand onto the hilt of the white dagger, and blinks right up to Kara's face, then tries plunging the dagger into her stomach*

~

*Azmodan roars, and as a result, gets stabbed as he roars, which makes him expire with Emma on top of him like a playa*
*Duriel will likely die from the punch if it hit him in the face, and would probably die from the punch if it's the big ass demon thing delivering it*
*If not he stabby stabby Nero with his claws rawr*

"I'd also suggest checking under the bed for something to help with that problem," a voice injects, this time seeming to come from the kitchen counter.