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*looks down at foot*

This isn't right. That definitely should hurt. A lot. It hurt last time you shot me. Now if you excuse me, I have to go and find the kroot hawk who took my arm. I like to have my entire body intact.

*limps off, leaving a chunk of his foot and lower leg behind*

[is having a chat on a bar with a group of half-sane zombies]

... And that's how I killed Gwyn, but then I tried to re-lit the original fire and I got aflame, and gak went weird, and then I wake up at the fething undead asylum, like, wtf man, so I did everything again, and instead of killing gwyn I left, and there weere those horrible snake heads calling me dark lord, and everything got dizzy and that's how I got gonorrea. Wait, no, I can't catch gonorrea, that's how I came here, yeah, that's it.

So, do you guys do anything besides trying to eat people's brains?


[finally notices battle]
What is this gak?
[a zombie bear stampede breaks bar table]
How you dare!? YOLOOOOOOOO!!!
[starts cutting down the undead horde with the zweihander]
This isn't working, time to cheat!
[draws DkSII Blacksteel Katana]
Hah! suffer my ridiculous overpowered weapon! Now with phantom range!
[starts cutting down zombies]
And you better stop trying or you will see how OP was the pre-patch Broken Santier's Spear

OOC: DkSII isn't the best balanced one in the series. Not that the others were too balanced.

*floats aimlessly in the room, spreading warp radiation around*

I'm immune.

*floats aimlessley as well, just without warpy gak.

*grabs LeCacty*

Why are you floating around?

DEMON!
*opens fire on lethal shade with flamer*

*Floats out of range*

Hey, don't try to roast me, I'm just a Hive citizen with absolutely no idea of how and why I got here.

*EMH deactivates, Shelby beams down*

Shelby to Enterprise. I have entered the Avatar Room.

You're talking from a warp rift. You're obviously a demon

*hurls krak grenade at rift*

For the Emperor!

*Instinctively closes and reopens the rift, avoiding the grenade*
I already explained what I knew to your colleague.

 LethalShade wrote:
*Notices Verviedi and her shocked expression*

Daemon ?..

No... I can't remember... I was in a bar in the lower Hive, already pretty drunk. Some guy... Can't remember his name. Wearing a blue robe. He drank some mycelium ale with me... Made me sign something.
Then I met some weird guy with tentacles and mouths everywhere, ranting about how gingerbread penguins of Carcharias helped him to take over the Universe or something. He told me something about a rap music contest with some dude called Ahriman (What the hell is rap music anyway?) and left me drifting in a shroom trip.

(Yep, this quote is some kind of warp recording device, deal with it)

[Stomach growls again] Dizzy...
[Grabs door to door salesman as he arrives, and drags him into kitchen] I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry... [Brief sound of struggling] [Silence]
[Emerges and wipes mouth] I'm- I'm so sorry... [Looks less pale but somewhat more traumatised]

Blackjack, there's a guy in there for your soldiers. He uh, may be a little dry.

[Walks away mumbling apologies]

*Gives up shooting at the rift*
Fethin demons...
*begins walking around aimlessly*

*comes back carry other arm looking distressed*

I... I had to kill the Hawk.

*puts head in remaining hand and gestures to Kroot to clean up the body*

I can't believe I had to kill it. They're such majestic creatures.

Um. I just ate a man selling vacuum cleaners, so I'm not greatly sure how to commiserate.

Hey, war kitten! I need a hand over here, in this dark room. Yes, the one with the sketchy table and robot arm!

Do you mind dropping your weapons? They, em...

*Looks around*

Interfere with the magnets!

[Wanders over to look at dark room] S'nice in here. Very gloomy. [Absent-mindedly chews on Verviedi's shoulder]

You put that robot arm anywhere near me and we will have an issue verviedi.
*loads bolter with hellfire rounds*

 War Kitten wrote:
*Gives up shooting at the rift*
Fethin demons...
*begins walking around aimlessly*

*shoots phaser at rift, and the rift closes*

There! The rift's gone!

*Pops again*

Nope. Was just focusing on the weird seizure-colored realm I occupy, building myself something that I can see and touch.

*Floats towards the dark room out of curiosity*

What the hell is that? I close it with my phaser, and it opens again?!

Oh, I should probably introduce myself. Commander Shelby, USS Enterprise.

Brother Veck. Ultramarines 2nd company

Nice to meet you, Mister Veck.

... My name ?

Weird, I have troubles remembering it... I think they called me Shade in the Lower Hive, but that was a nickname.
This colourful mist is messing with my senses and my memory.

Nice to meet you, Shade. Can I call you Shade?

Sure you can.

Thank you. The mist is quite beautiful.

What, so ghost cacti cant fly? Its 2015. I thought we were past this!

Thought it was 999.M41

[Stops chewing Verviedi] [Raises hand] Commissar Benny.
Formerly artillery regiment commissar... Not sure whether I'm on active duty or not any more. I just work as a morale officer.

[Looks around] What? I have a name. Nobody's ever asked for it, but I have one!