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2015/10/17 15:43:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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That won't work brother. Believe me, I tried.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 15:49:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Then it shall taste my fist! *waddles over to the Keeper of Secrets*
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/17 15:55:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Attempts to prevent the Dreadnought from killing BC by possessing it*
*Dreadnought's toe moves and I pass out from exertion*
...Note. Never trying that again. That Machine-Spirit is a foxy lass.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/17 15:55:58
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/17 16:00:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*drags verviedi over to a wall*
Stay here a minute, I need to try and calm the templar
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 16:03:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Daemon steps through, holding blank on a chain] I was being perfectly civil for once.
But again, you start with the shooting...
You know what? Think I'm taking this one as well, just for that. [KoS grabs BC by the shoulder]
Wait, what? [Attempts to run and just skids on the spot]
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2015/10/17 16:07:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Stop Demon! You cannot have him!
*shoots the arm grabbing BC with bolter, blowing it off*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 16:15:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Suddenly propelled forward, covered in bits of arm] [Falls flat]
[Daemon steps back and swears profusely] Fine! Keep your title transvestite bus conductor, see if I care! Ow! [Cradles arm stump]
I'll be seeing you around. [Points at BC] [Teleports out]
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2015/10/17 16:18:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks over to BC*
You alright?
*helps him stand up*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 16:20:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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My mission is complete! The whiny Daemon is vanquished!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/17 16:21:05
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/17 16:55:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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*floats into room* Oh, the daemon's gone? I always suspected he was a bit of a normie, him going on Imgur and all that.
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2015/10/17 17:04:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He uses Imgur? [Goes paler] [Searches through site mentally]
Oh feth, he put up photo albums of the Friday afternoon... That ones an animated .gif... [Pupils dilate]
[Vomits into nearby trash can]
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2015/10/17 17:06:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Shall I purge Imgur, commisar?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/17 17:14:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wipes mouth on paper towels] I think if anything, he upped the average level of content.
Verviedi may have some objections to the pictures, though.
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2015/10/17 17:16:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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It can't be that bad...
*goes into a nearby comms room*
*walks out several minutes later covered in more vomit and pus than before*
I don't... I can't... Just why?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/17 17:18:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Verviedi is still passed out
*points to where he lays*
Might want to purge it quickly though. He won't be out for much longer
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 17:31:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Guys, I did some research... he reposted that cat .GIF... on Reddit. Pepe save us...
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2015/10/17 17:32:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-Immolates comm room with heavy flamer- In the name of the Emperor let Imgur not survive
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/17 17:44:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Throws krak grenade in comm room for good measure*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/17 17:45:06
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 18:22:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Is browsing NooTube while passed out*
No, no, no, no, boring, no, too long, oh, interesting!
*Accesses link*
*Face goes silver*
...My clothes...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/17 20:19:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Gently pats Verviedi in an attempt to not set off any self defense protocols] Fella, you need to sit up now, you're on the fl- [Tasered]
[From floor] ...W-why do you have a taser?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/17 20:20:07
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2015/10/17 20:26:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sits up and pulls BC to his feet*
Sorry about that, that's a level one defense protocol that gets triggered by being disturbed or afraid.
...I wonder how that was filmed? I don't actually wear clothes, so how-
*Notices odd stares*
Well, I do, but technically they're just another layer of my body. I don't actually generate anything underneath them unless I need to, to save computation power. It's all liquid metal.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/17 20:27:31
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/17 20:35:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pulls verviedi to his feet, the taser being blocked by my power armor*
Alright, let's just all calm down now. The demons are gone and no longer fighting over BC
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 20:40:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Manually disables taser*
Sorry about that, BC. I'll not do that again.
...So how do I get that off NooTube?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/17 20:56:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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okay whats with the walking talking steam tank? and when did the Empire get armor like big and blue?
*points at the space marine.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/17 20:58:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks at broch*
I am a space marine of the Imperium of Man. An Ultramarine. I know not of this "empire" that you speak of. It was undoubtedly one of the many civilizations that was crushed during the rise of the glorious Imperium
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 21:01:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Sounds like a human anyway. Imperium of man. Humpf i bet you still have an emperor?
*grumbles in Dwarven for a while as he takes out fills and smokes his pipe.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/17 21:08:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*removes helmet and regards broch again*
We have the God-Emperor of Mankind. So what are you abhuman? You resemble a ratling in size, but they don't wield swords
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 21:11:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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SWORDS! this is an axe! And i am a Dwarf you *starts speaking in dwarven but it doesn't sound very polite!*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/17 21:14:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*regards the weapon broch is holding*
My mistake, most melee weapons resemble toothpicks compared to marine weapons
*examines combat blade which would be a sword for non marines*
Dwarf you say? Never heard of it, I'll just call you a ratling since that is what you resemble
OOC: still can't see avatars since I'm on my phone, thought broch still had a sword.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/17 21:16:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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You will call me Thane if anything!
OOC: no worry's i changed avatar the orc was proving hard i know more about dwarves. 
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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