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i like stealing i often go to random games clubs int the area just to get myself a new army

i even wait around after its in my boot until the kid notices and starts crying he's eyes out

i lol till i wee myself

anyway its the best £10(in fuel) i spend

if you don't steal then you are just stupid - stealing is cool
it saves you money
and also provides you with a thrill that is only matched by crack
frankly if you claim that you don't steal i say your a lier - FACT

ADD SALT TO TASTE . I RECOMMEND ONE PINCH

I didnt realize how many usernames Steven Segal has on Dakka. I'll try to remember that "the Arts" are super serious business from now on . . . Meanwhile, a kid who paints zerkers with his own blood is a total badass no matter how you cut it.

DarthSpader wrote:sounds to me like hes full of sh**. "oh yea i tiger smashed this guy" "oh i crane kicked this chick" please. if your even a day into any martial arts of any kind, you would know its not taught as agessive and pointless violence. that kind of behaviour flys in the face of every martial arts training out there, so your either A: a lying sack of donkey excrement, or B: someone who belongs behind bars simply because you think violence to the young and elderly is amusing. eitherway, i would strongly recommend censoring yourself, and seeking therapy of some form.

How incredibly mature of you, punching an 11 year old in the face.

Shoggoth, for one, I sincerely hope you actually did not strike a child. I don't even need to describe how wrong that is.

Two, I hope you didn't use martial arts to carry out such an act. The whole arts issue is an assumption taken from your "tiger punched" and "crane kicked" statements. I have been practicing the arts for years, and I pray that you wouldn't shame yourself, your school, or any practicioner for that matter, with such an uncontrolled outburst of violence.

Its completely true. Here is the only known picture of me.

I stole some shoe laces from wal mart once. Needed a new set, but had to pick up something requiring both hands, so without thinking I put the laces in my pocket, picked the big item up, paid for it, and walked out. Wasnt til I got home I realized I have free laces.


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Manchu wrote:I didnt realize how many usernames Steven Segal has on Dakka. I'll try to remember that "the Arts" are super serious business from now on . . . Meanwhile, a kid who paints zerkers with his own blood is a total badass no matter how you cut it.

I have a super secret painting technique for my noise marines and slaaneshi demons. I call it the "Fulgrim"

Sticky Marines eh?

Gloss varnish is your best painting tool

Frazzled, you're right. I probably should have taken that like a joke. Unfortunately, there are many, many, stupid people out in the world and I honestly can't expect too much in the way of logical thinking. Next time, I'll try to take things like that with a grain of salt, even if I don't see any markers to suggest such.

And Manchu, it isn't a super serious business, but it's important to a lot of people. Martial arts is a thing that some devote their lives to, and seeing someone under the same banner giving them a bad name is a tad annoying.

Like I said, I overreacted though. I should have given the benefit of the doubt BEFORE jumping to conclusions.

My philosophy of martial arts, if it isnt muay thai you will be beaten by a muay thai fighter. This is assuming stand up, I dont know much about the ground game.

Fl@nked wrote:Frazzled, you're right. I probably should have taken that like a joke. Unfortunately, there are many, many, stupid people out in the world and I honestly can't expect too much in the way of logical thinking. Next time, I'll try to take things like that with a grain of salt, even if I don't see any markers to suggest such.

And Manchu, it isn't a super serious business, but it's important to a lot of people. Martial arts is a thing that some devote their lives to, and seeing someone under the same banner giving them a bad name is a tad annoying.

Like I said, I overreacted though. I should have given the benefit of the doubt BEFORE jumping to conclusions.

Don't read the post by Croggy then...


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I grappled the shoggoth wrote:My philosophy of martial arts, if it isnt the tau of 1911a you will be beaten by the 1911a fighter. This is assuming stand up, I dont know much about the ground game.

Corrected your typo.



But yea Thai boxers are mean little ers aren't they.

its spelled tao

i like stealing i often go to random games clubs int the area just to get myself a new army

i even wait around after its in my boot until the kid notices and starts crying he's eyes out

i lol till i wee myself

anyway its the best £10(in fuel) i spend

if you don't steal then you are just stupid - stealing is cool
it saves you money
and also provides you with a thrill that is only matched by crack
frankly if you claim that you don't steal i say your a lier - FACT

oh lawdy lawdy

I grappled the shoggoth wrote:its spelled tao

i like stealing i often go to random games clubs int the area just to get myself a new army

i even wait around after its in my boot until the kid notices and starts crying he's eyes out

i lol till i wee myself

anyway its the best £10(in fuel) i spend

if you don't steal then you are just stupid - stealing is cool
it saves you money
and also provides you with a thrill that is only matched by crack
frankly if you claim that you don't steal i say your a lier - FACT

oh lawdy lawdy

As the original language is neither English nor using English characters, its spelled however the hell I want to spell it Rothboy!

When I was like 11 me and some friends went to a little corner gift shop because word on the street was they sold transformers, so we go in there and check it out and they indeed did have transformers, but they were the same exact looking toys only with some other name like some cheap chinese knockoff (yes there were chinese knockoffs of everything even in 1983). I was eyeing up the Lazer Beak that they had since he was the last cassette robot I needed for my Sound Wave collection. We were goofing around and I was pretending to stuff it in my jacket. Then the shop owner saw us and came over, one thing lead to another and I ran outta the store scared, but still had laserbeak stuffed in my jacket. I ran all the way home terrified, but I knew I couldn't go back and return it cuz the fuzz might be there.

So yeah, that was the first and last time I ever stole anything.

Tony the guardsman wrote:We didnt want a new gamer to get into so much trouble, so we let him go without any charges, and to my suprise,the nid player even gave him a gaunt and taught him a good lesson of how a gamer should earn thier models, not steal them.

Back when us old-timers were growing up, an adult could have taken a belt to the kid's ass. Nowadays, I guess you gotta call the cops, and let them deal with it.
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carmachu wrote:False anology. Not every kid needs to stick their hand in fire to know it burns.

Some of us will deliberately stick a kid's hand over fire so that they learn it faster.

JohnHwangDD wrote:
Back when us old-timers were growing up, an adult could have taken a belt to the kid's ass.

Some of us will deliberately stick a kid's hand over fire

you is sick mate

Pfft.

Kids today are totally spoiled.

Why, back in my day, we suffered!

JohnHwangDD wrote:Pfft.

Kids today are totally spoiled.

Why, back in my day, we suffered!

Why when I was a kid i had to go work at the coal mine and walk five miles to get there up hill BOTH WAYS!

Yeah, if I wanted to talk to my friend sitting 20 feet from me I had to actually walk up to him/her and talk to them. Didn't have the luxury of txting them on my cell phone (seriously I see that gak a lot. Get off your lazy ass and walk the 20 feet to that person).

I stole some stickers once when I was 8. Parents found out soon as I got in the car. I got my ass whooped right there in the car, then I was marched back into the store in front of God and everyone, my dad asked for the manager and right there in front of God and everyone I was made to apologize to the manager for stealing the stickers.

Since then I've never even wanted to lift anything. If I can't afford it I come back when I can.

Frazzled wrote:

JohnHwangDD wrote:Pfft.

Kids today are totally spoiled.

Why, back in my day, we suffered!

Why when I was a kid i had to go work at the coal mine and walk five miles to get there up hill BOTH WAYS!

*Only* five miles? You had it easy!

Why we had to get up at the crack of dawn, walk 10 miles *barefoot* each way, to break rocks in the quarry for eleven hours a day!

"five miles"...

In my day I did that but I also had to do it walking through 2 feet of snow in temps that could very easily dip down to -60F with windchills.

You two had it easy.

Fateweaver wrote:In my day I did that but I also had to do it walking through 2 feet of snow in temps that could very easily dip down to -60F with windchills.

You two had it easy.

yea but I was being chased by hyenadons.

Oh, only 2 feet of snow? Why, that's barely enough to get your knees wet. Try trudging through snow up to your neck!

And -60F with windchill? Try -60F without windchill!

Ahh, those were the days, made us tough.

Not like kids today!

I assume Cali hasn't always been your home?

Last time Cali saw temps below 30F was the Ice Age.

I was being chased by liberals and their brainwashing pamphlets. I'll take heyandons anyday.

These liberals were also Jehovah's Witnesses.

I grew up on the east coast, lived in the midwest for ages, didn't move to Cali until the last several years.

WRT (SoCal) Cali tems, Big Bear has real snow every winter.

Yeah, there are a crap load of liberals out here. No wonder the state is so F'd up.

Jehovah's Witnesses? Be thankful it's not Scientologists...

Scientologists annoy me less than Jehovah's.

Tony the guardsman wrote:People with mental issues shouldnt be in gamesworkshop playing some games that needs high mental quality.

Excuse me?

JohnHwangDD wrote:I grew up on the east coast, lived in the midwest for ages, didn't move to Cali until the last several years.

WRT (SoCal) Cali tems, Big Bear has real snow every winter.

Yeah, there are a crap load of liberals out here. No wonder the state is so F'd up.

Jehovah's Witnesses? Be thankful it's not Scientologists...

Meh, try 105 in the shade chased a radnom mix of Mexican bandits, Comanches, jackalopes, and lawyers.
Oh wait, that was us.


But yea you youngins with your wussy ways. Back in my day if the hyenadon/jehova's witness/lawyer/scientologist bugged us, we just got a rope. Now you have to call the cops and have them get a rope. Its so annoying.

I approve that pic.

Back in our day that was the Vegetarian Platter...

LunaHound wrote:If you can steal something and no one will never know and you'll never get caught.

Would you do it?

Sounds like the Ring of Gyges legend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Gyges

You old guys had it easy. You cant even crane kick a dodgy old bat without getting lectured by sixteen year olds on the internet these days. I blame you, the parents.

Frazzled wrote:

Oh hell yes big texan steak house. I ate a 36oz for dinner there, didnt bother fething with that monstrousity. Although now that I think about it, that looks like the 36oz