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Samus_aran115 wrote:A dark eldar ravanger deep striked into my baneblade and the leman russ it was holding popped out and shot the ravanger with its volcano cannon. It blew up and crashed into a unit of chaplains.

um...what.

Unit of chaplains? DOES NOT EXIST.

Deepstriking INTO a bandeblade? DOES NOT EXIST.

Baneblades holding leman russ? DOES NOT EXIST.

Leman russ with volcano cannon? DOES NOT EXIST.

well, you can attach ICs to other ICs so the unit of chaplains is possable.

Baneblades don't carry other units, but a Stormlord could carry a Lemun Russ.

other then that it is balony

Just kidding. I was trying to come up with something totally absurd to get your attention :3

Think the most memorable in recent history was when my Space Wolves went up against Tau. Through sheer luck, one of my Rhinos managed to get all the way to his firing lines and popped out some Grey Hunters to do some damage to his 6-man Fire Warrior squad. So what happens? 10 Hunters deal a grand total of 11 wounds, which sounds good - except he made all but about 4 of them, killing half the squad. On his initiative, one of them sucker-punches one of my Hunters, and of course he fails his save. Wouldn't seem all that bad, except it happened two more times that same game, in almost the exact same manner (they charge, kill all but about 2 or 3 of the squad, and one of them punches out one of mine).

A unit of 2 remaining genestealers managed to take out a Daemon Prince in combat in 2 turns. Then in my turn they charge a lone Obliterator hiding in the first floor of a building. I rolled their attacks and got 2 wounds, not even any rending, and this is with re-rolls. My friend checks his armour save in his codex before saying "I love obliterators." before promptly rolling snake eyes.

During the same round of combat, while still laughing my head off at the previous kill, 2 hormagaunts are fighting 2 Khorne Beserkers. with 4 attacks I managed to get 2 wounds on them. Then the both die as he rolls a 1 and a 2.

The game finished with his Rhino running away from my Hive Tyrant for the next 2 turns before he realised that he couldn't win.

My lone chapter master, has power weapon, storm shield, artificer armor, digital weapons and a jump pack..... what like 260 some points right....

pitted against a tyranid apoc 4000 pts....

oh god the 1, the sixes and the ungodly amounts of threes... thats about 10 carnifexes going on his bio

Deathstrike missile launcher becoming a target for the entire enemy army, including 2 baneblades, a vindicator and several bike squads with meltaguns.

Lots of glancing hits and penning hits, but not one single wrecked/explodes result. Then, missile launches, took out a baneblade, terminator squad and a dreadnought. Then the deathstrike launcher blew up and killed the 3 bikers with meltaguns...

I was just lying on the floor just pissing myself laughing.

oh man. probably the best thing thats ever happened or ever will happen to me happened today.
I was playing my guard against my friends necrons, just a friendly game with no turn limits, just eradication.

I had my back against the wall, Commissar Yarrick was my last man alive and I was just 3 necrons away from phasing him out.
I went balls to the wall and charged a heavy destroyer squad. I killed one but then a squad of pariahs charged in and killed yarrick.
I kid you not, EIGHT TIMES STRAIGHT Yarrick made his bloody but defiant roll and stood back up to charge into combat. He FINALLY was slain after 8 game turns of assaulting and being felled but not before he phased out my friend (we kept playing to see how long he could last)
Needless to say he now has a golden claw..

wow. lol. mine has made his five times in one game before.

Yarrick is beast.