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Para-Bat wrote:

Tyyr wrote:

The Dreadnote wrote:

SamplesoWoopass wrote:I don't like it when someone who is obviously male has a picture of a female for their avatar. I just find it off putting.

I find this very amusing

Hey, some people are looking for love and he doesn't want to accidentally hit on some dude with a hot chick avatar.

Looking for love on Dakka, it maybe that mankind has reached a new colective low.

OT: i love my Avatar, i Did it on paint, (Kinda)

Hi this is Cheesecat I've been having trouble finding a girl then my friends told me about DakkaDakka. I'm looking for someone who can do my cooking and cleaning, she has to be attractive with a tanned slender body, good hearing, have an

accent (preferably German although I'm not picky so any European accent will do also must speak fluent English), blind, sexually active, wears skimpy clothes (or no clothes), intelligent, good personality, smooth brown legs, fun, long blond hair,

blue eyes, nice curvature and ample breasts. So DakkakDakka could you please get me some match-ups with this woman. Some personality quirks of mine are I sometimes want impossible things, I tend to yell when I don't get my way, I'm a

couch potato, a slob, have poor manners, I want something that is way above my standards, I'm socially inept around woman, I'm lazy, I view woman as sex toys, I'm not a ladies man and I think I'm better than anyone else (which I am ). My

physical appearance is brown eyes and silky hair, a six-pack, steely muscles and olive skin. Thank-you DakkaDakka for your dating services I hope to get the right girl.

Cheesecat wrote:

Para-Bat wrote:

Tyyr wrote:

The Dreadnote wrote:

SamplesoWoopass wrote:I don't like it when someone who is obviously male has a picture of a female for their avatar. I just find it off putting.

I find this very amusing

Hey, some people are looking for love and he doesn't want to accidentally hit on some dude with a hot chick avatar.

Looking for love on Dakka, it maybe that mankind has reached a new colective low.

OT: i love my Avatar, i Did it on paint, (Kinda)

Hi this is Cheesecat I've been having trouble finding a girl then my friends told me about DakkaDakka. I'm looking for someone with smooth [b]brown legs, fun, long blond hair,

blue eyes[b/]

I would like to take the time to point out that black people generally don't have blonde hair. Or blue eyes.

Also, substitute black people with Latino(latina as the case may be), indian etc. etc.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Para-Bat wrote:

Tyyr wrote:

The Dreadnote wrote:

SamplesoWoopass wrote:I don't like it when someone who is obviously male has a picture of a female for their avatar. I just find it off putting.

I find this very amusing

Hey, some people are looking for love and he doesn't want to accidentally hit on some dude with a hot chick avatar.

Looking for love on Dakka, it maybe that mankind has reached a new colective low.

OT: i love my Avatar, i Did it on paint, (Kinda)

Hi this is Cheesecat I've been having trouble finding a girl then my friends told me about DakkaDakka. I'm looking for someone with smooth [b]brown legs, fun, long blond hair,

blue eyes[b/]

I would like to take the time to point out that black people generally don't have blonde hair. Or blue eyes.

Also, substitute black people with Latino(latina as the case may be), indian etc. etc.

I meant brown as in tanned.

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

Dude, you really don't want to be Mel Gibson or Mike Richards.

Really.


OTOH, if you get big like Carrot Top, at least they won't pound you into the curb afterward

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

Dude, you really don't want to be Mel Gibson or Mike Richards.

Really.

I said obsceneities not racial epithets.

Everyone loves my avatar.


we need a 'fapping' emoticon!

Beerfart wrote:Everyone loves my avatar.

I approve of your avatar.

Also, I'm pretty sure we don't need a fapping avatar.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Me or you? And how is any of this wordy?

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Me or you? And how is any of this wordy?

It's not. I say verbiage because most of the time you hear people saying word.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Me or you? And how is any of this wordy?

It's not. I say verbiage because most of the time you hear people saying word.

What the heck does "word" mean?!? It sounds stupid.

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Me or you? And how is any of this wordy?

It's not. I say verbiage because most of the time you hear people saying word.

What the heck does "word" mean?!? It sounds stupid.

Word is a way of saying yes, and is slang found in the fine young urbanite population.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I meant brown

You racist bastard.

You literally made me lol.

I would much more appreciate this compliment if I were onsatge shouting obsceneties as is my usual style, but this is good enough.

For now.

You have a second life as a rap star?

Verbiage.

Me or you? And how is any of this wordy?

It's not. I say verbiage because most of the time you hear people saying word.

What the heck does "word" mean?!? It sounds stupid.

Word is a way of saying yes, and is slang found in the fine young urbanite population.

Why don't they just say "yes" instead of sounding like an idiot. If someone asked "Is your day good?" and I said "word" I deserved to be smacked in the face, I sound like a bigot.

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Word is a way of saying yes, and is slang found in the fine young urbanite population.

Why don't they just say "yes" instead of sounding like an idiot. If someone asked "Is your day good?" and I said "word" I deserved to be smacked in the face, I sound like a bigot.

Clearly you haven't spent the amount of time I have with the aformentioned fine young urbanite population as I have.

They say word cause its what the cool people said back in New York. (cool people being the ones that kicked their asses, so they want to try an dsound cool now that nobody that knew them is around.)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Word is a way of saying yes, and is slang found in the fine young urbanite population.

Why don't they just say "yes" instead of sounding like an idiot. If someone asked "Is your day good?" and I said "word" I deserved to be smacked in the face, I sound like a bigot.

Clearly you haven't spent the amount of time I have with the aformentioned fine young urbanite population as I have.

They say word cause its what the cool people said back in New York. (cool people being the ones that kicked their asses, so they want to try an dsound cool now that nobody that knew them is around.)

Unfortunately they forgot one thing though you're not a "cool" person if you use the word "word" like that because you sound like a moron, and besides it really shows how "cool" you are if you have to conform to every modern slang word in order

for people to care about you. Being "cool" is about being individual, unique and/or being yourself not being some "sheep" who follows the herd.

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Word is a way of saying yes, and is slang found in the fine young urbanite population.

Why don't they just say "yes" instead of sounding like an idiot. If someone asked "Is your day good?" and I said "word" I deserved to be smacked in the face, I sound like a bigot.

Clearly you haven't spent the amount of time I have with the aformentioned fine young urbanite population as I have.

They say word cause its what the cool people said back in New York. (cool people being the ones that kicked their asses, so they want to try an dsound cool now that nobody that knew them is around.)

Unfortunately they forgot one thing though you're not a "cool" person if you use the word "word" like that because you sound like a moron, and besides it really shows how "cool" you are if you have to conform to every modern slang word in order

for people to care about you. Being "cool" is about being individual, unique and/or being yourself not being some "sheep" who follows the herd.

Word.

And now i feel its time to do a quote.

"Theres 2 types of people in the world. There's sheep, and then there's goats. Which ones do you think we are?"

Not the most elegant, but i stick by it.

Incidently, Word is terrible, it reminds me of the 90's, and with it, words like 'wiggy' 'wigged' and 'coolio'

I thought we were past this people!

ghosty wrote:And now i feel its time to do a quote.

"Theres 2 types of people in the world. There's sheep, and then there's goats. Which ones do you think we are?"

Not the most elegant, but i stick by it.

Incidently, Word is terrible, it reminds me of the 90's, and with it, words like 'wiggy' 'wigged' and 'coolio'

I thought we were past this people!

Feth I know a girl who says "coolio" all the time use to be friends not any more though funnily enough that doesn't bother me as much as "word". And aren't the two people in the world "sheep" and "shepherds" one following the pack while the

other leads.

I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. A crossdresser if you may.

Cheesecat wrote:Unfortunately they forgot one thing though you're not a "cool" person if you use the word "word" like that because you sound like a moron, and besides it really shows how "cool" you are if you have to conform to every modern slang word in order for people to care about you. Being "cool" is about being individual, unique and/or being yourself not being some "sheep" who follows the herd.

You sound like someone who isn't considered cool, and thus tries to come up with reasons why they are and why everyone else is not.

The Dreadnote wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:Unfortunately they forgot one thing though you're not a "cool" person if you use the word "word" like that because you sound like a moron, and besides it really shows how "cool" you are if you have to conform to every modern slang word in order for people to care about you. Being "cool" is about being individual, unique and/or being yourself not being some "sheep" who follows the herd.

You sound like someone who isn't considered cool, and thus tries to come up with reasons why they are and why everyone else is not.

I'm not exactly the most popular kid (and maybe not the most exciting life either although every now and again there are a few exceptions) around but the friends I do have are really

good. And I never said that I'm "cool" nor do I consider myself a "cool" person I just do whatever comes natural to me instead of questioning myself or caring about what others think.

ghosty wrote:Incidently, Word is terrible, it reminds me of the 90's, and with it, words like 'wiggy' 'wigged' and 'coolio'

I thought we were past this people!

Miggety miggety miggety mack daddy!

ghosty wrote:And now i feel its time to do a quote.

"Theres 2 types of people in the world. There's sheep, and then there's goats. Which ones do you think we are?"

Not the most elegant, but i stick by it.

Incidently, Word is terrible, it reminds me of the 90's, and with it, words like 'wiggy' 'wigged' and 'coolio'

I thought we were past this people!

Italian Proverb wrote:
Better to live one day as a lion than one hundred as a sheep.

Food for thought.

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Beerfart wrote:Everyone loves my avatar.

I approve of your avatar.

Also, I'm pretty sure we don't need a fapping avatar.

What? You that was a thumb that this guy was holding?

I'm just worried that if we fapped like that it'd fall off

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. A crossdresser if you may.

Awesome that is best twist I have ever heard on this mteaphor so what do we have now goats, shepards, lions and sheep dressing wolves.

I might go and be one of those really irritating people who changes their avatar every week. Heh, we've got roughly 21 weeks of the year left, maybe I should get a different women in 40k every week?